waryaa i will b4 tha my agent has done the papper work go through it nd sign it
(1)i demand £ 120.000 a week a 4 years contract with the the option to sign a furthere contract ( clause if i get booted out till i get a new team u still pay for me )
(2)early tranings don't suit me soo 13.00 noo earlier
(3)the captians armband
(4) my own chaffeur driving my bentley or benz
(5)i get to pick the team
(6) I influence signings
(7) get my whole family to flown ova

like hirsi at ajax family reunion
(8) i am bigger than the club therfore its my proberty
(9) make my jobless cuzin the chief excutive
(10) buy my a island in the carribean
terms nd conditions