Iam going to Somaliland, for dhaqan celis?

[S_lander-boy]

Dhaqan celis was for me a holiday of my life but be warned if you are gonna be send in villages your fockt but in the cities your fine everything they have in the west they have over there you only need moneyyyyyyyyy

[sexy-kitten]

Why are you making it sound bad? Going back home is the best you can get! you'll enjoy your stay. There might be a culture shock in the beginning, after all you were born in Holland. How can you be 15 and not know Somali much? and what kind of 18+ girl would be interested in a 15 year old!? Did you lie about your age to get laid? Why didn't you focus on school, extra curricular activities? Why sex at such a young age? Whatever the reason might be, you'll have fun, stop sweating.


Don't worry, I won't judge you.

[Madmadoobe]

Yeah sexy-kitten is right man, you will enjoy your stay there, ther is much more sex and fun back home wallahi.. easy access to sill specially when they find out when your from Europe or anywhere outside somalia . Only problem is they will think your miskiin in the first few days but when you get used to the yelling and fast talk it will be ok

[Abdination]

Somaliland Word of advice, Grap yourself a bag full of sunblock and a battery powered fan and few anti bug sprays, Especially mosquitoes. Good luck... you gonna really need it.

[Advocatar]

what-ever you do dont talk shid to your uncles, the hommie cali had to learn the hard way, he tried to test his khat chewing abtiyaal and they shot him in the leg and made him walk to the hospital....

[Samatr]

Crazysomali

I hope they take your ass to baadiyaha specifically hawdka. Thats what happened to me when I went back home, after a week you'll the know how lucky you are.

[S_lander-boy]

You got a choice avoid villages idiots or fight them.

[Warya_dude]

Go help the liberation in Xamar and become a real man


Coming back alive not guaranteed

[Qumanyoo]

i dont belive him ... and wat kinda idiot takes a chick home?

if u goes somalia/land be sure not to give STD's and CATCH sutin, coz the way u tlaking u either INFESTED or SOON-TO-BE

[Crazysomali]

What ever skinnies give me some usefull information about the country what are the activities
Whats the deal and Qumanyoo that nick really suits you ever heard of a CONDOOM? bloody cow

Shit i'll go there like a KING they are gonna roll the red carpet for me at the airport the homie farax rude who came from burco told me if your from a respectable clan they will give you props and iam from respectble clan Garhajis Habar yonis reer Hargeisa

My plan is to learn the somali language properly explore the country from hargeisa to berbera learn the dhaqan and FOCK ALOT HOT SOMALI CHICKS

PEACE

[Qumanyoo]

is cun ... condom kulahaa... how bout ku ssux mid... DHIBJIR

dont claim habaryoonis...

[Crazysomali]

lool whats with the hate ms airhead aka qumanyoo

[Crazysomali]

oh yeah HY for lifeeeeeeeeeeeee


GARHAJIIS man got learn about the tribes innet

[Crazysomali]

[quote="LiQaaye_TDH"]Boy let me tell you one thing, you gonna have a great time
and if you are into girls you might not come back, trusss .............

Nigga said im gonna beat them skinnys up good luck, you get shot in the forhead brof....[/quote]


You sound like someone who knows whats goin on up there so whats the activies over there
can you eloborate a bit .

[Qumanyoo]

isku xishood ...