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Sorry, you have exceeded my vocabulary. Anyway, rest assured, I was made an honorary Abgal by Musa Sudi and if that picture is you, you are focking fine!

loooooooooooooool war bal waxaan arka look here faarax out of every body why u

What do you mean? Stick to English or you'll lose me quick - or German.

[quote="@Mooryaanka85"]
what is crazier than a qaldaan marduuf jaad ah helay?
Majeerteen malaay usoo carfay [/quote]

.......Good one....but still, u'za moryaan....oo 85 jira waliba...Lol...

Q:What do you call a Habar Yonis fiending so hard for qaad he can't even see straight, that he'd even sell his own ugly azz, buck-tooth., reer miyi people.

A: XidigJSL, or Normal

P.S...Xidigta....nacala sinjiyadada ku yaal, garac...Nin naag taad tahay wass.

P.S.S...Mizz...Abgaala tahay wass

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HANNAH ABGAAL TO DA FULLEST NAYAA

and back

Nobody topped ELEMENT's one so far:

"Oh lord, we do not ask you to give us wealth, but to show us where it is!."

Demure's one was funny too:

"government only exists to protect the rights of non Hawiyes and minorities"!.

Okay, here I go:

-What do you call a Habar Yoonis geeljire man traveling to London for the first time?!.

Holy pilgrimage!.

-What do you call a Hawiye man with his donkey walking on the beach?!.

A romantic date!.

The best ones that I have heard is: Dhuloos and Habargedir.

1.Mid Dhulbahante ah oo Buuhoodle guntiisa ka yimi, ayaa u shaqo tegey Carabta. Markaasaa la isku laayey shaqo meel ka banaan oo dadkii shaqo doonka ahaa oo dhan ay isku buuqeen. Nin Carab ah ayaa dadka kala celinayey oo ul la dhacayey.

Akhyaarkii reer Buuhoodle ahaa sar dheer hooskeeda uu iska fadhiistey meeshana ma tegin. Nin baa u yimid Somaalidii ka mid ahaa oo ku yidhi" Waar hebel, miyaanad arkayn meesha la isku buuqayo, shaqo ma rabtid miyaa?" Akhyaarkii wuxuu ku jawaabay;

"Waar anigu Carab xun baryi maayo eh, waxaad ku tidhaahdaan Carabka, halkaa ninAxmed Garaad ah oo Reer Hagar ah ayaa ku shaqo la.. Adduunyo wuxuuba u qabaa inuu carabku yaqaan qabiil Somaaliyeed.

2. Nin gibil cad ah ayaa kuwo mooryaan ahi qafaasheen, waxayna ku dhaheen, madax furasho aa lagaa ragaa rabaa ee la hadal naagtaada joogta Holand. Meeshii telephoneka ayaa la keeney, waxaana lala hadalsiiyey naagtiisii.

Naagtii: Yaa waaye cidda ku haysata qabiilkeeda ma ii sheegi kartaa???
Ninkii oo ka baqanaya in la maqlo: Axmed Naaji
Naagtii: Axmed Naajigee? Axmed Naaji maxaas naga rabaa?
Nnkii: Ku darso halaha kale.
Naagtii:: Haa waan ku fahmay Axmed Naaji " ... SACAD....," oo yey ka yihiin?
Ninkii: Faadumo Qaasim,
Naagtii: Maxaa tiiri? Haddana Faadumo Qaasim aaa?
Ninkii: ku darso halaha kale noh!

Naagtii:: Haa waan ku fahmay waa Faadumo Qaasim "Hilowleh"

Akhyaarta raali iga ahaada uguma jeedo ceeb iyo Xasard midna walaahay, it is just funny. Both Reer Buhoodle and Sacad ha i dhibsanina!

I love my Buuhoodle cousins; nin raga dheeh

There was a Majeerteen fella, a Mooryaan dude and a Mareexaan chick sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Southern Spain. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, the Mareexaan chick and the Majeerteen fella were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Mooryaan dude had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Mooryaan dude was thinking: "The Majeerteen fella must have kissed the Mareexaan chick and she missed him and slapped me instead". The Mareexaan chick was thinking "The Mooryaan dude must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Majeerteen fella and got slapped for it". And the Majeerteen fella was thinking: "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that Mooryaan bastard again".

A Xawaadle man during the Ololaha(when they were teaching the somali language to the baadiyo ppl) was aked this:

Q.Hal hal ku dhufo

A. waa diireydaa.

Q.Hal labo ku dhufo

A.waa godladeydaa

Q. hal saddax ku dhufo

A.oodey jabsaheydaa

[quote="THE ELEMENT"]There was a Majeerteen fella, a Mooryaan dude and a Mareexaan chick sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Southern Spain. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, the Mareexaan chick and the Majeerteen fella were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Mooryaan dude had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Mooryaan dude was thinking: "The Majeerteen fella must have kissed the Mareexaan chick and she missed him and slapped me instead". The Mareexaan chick was thinking "The Mooryaan dude must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Majeerteen fella and got slapped for it". And the Majeerteen fella was thinking: "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that Mooryaan bastard again".[/quote]

damn that shitt si sooooooooooo funny that it ain't even funny, if that makes sense

element waa waxay waxaad ku hadleysid.

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