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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off

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Yeah.We really know how to pick and choose what supports our argument.

The sad thing is people believing we have no other purpose in life except to reproduce.That without it,we have failed to live.
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well tuushi, older generation had way to go around, ibn qiyam, ibn taymia never married or had kids but guess what , they had, female jaariya(slave) take care domestic house hold and could used to release when they need (tho they were very busy with their scholary things, most of times).

too bad for you tho, you are female. and too bad for me, no slaves now :(

dammit, i feel dirty, guilty to even pointing out the facts!!
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Hyperactive wrote:well tuushi, older generation had way to go around, ibn qiyam, ibn taymia never married or had kids but guess what , they had, female jaariya(slave) take care domestic house hold and could used to release when they need (tho they were very busy with their scholary things, most of times).

too bad for you tho, you are female. and too bad for me, no slaves now :(

dammit, i feel dirty, guilty to even pointing out the facts!!

To do an exchange of bodily fluids, you mean :lupe:
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:lol: It is ok hyper.Dont worry.Ur life is yours.U live it the way u see it.No one needs to follow a guide made by society.
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Garrad, haa dee, what else they want to marry without thinking responsibility. any body fluid, may in me wo iku noqda thinking of responsibilities .


people who marry wa brave.

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garaad, add the exchanging "huurada"
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"too bad no slaves now"


Ala hoogayeey!

Hyper what the timir!


:o Oh my, oh my....oooooohhh mmmyyyyy


War what the....Carabnimada waa in lagaa tumo sidaan si maahe
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loool bv, if you read islamic books and aheeteeth, slavery is all over.

even in zakat fitir hadeeth " slave doesnt have to pay...just like kids...etc" , i used to say , why this hadeeth used as daleel of sakat fitir, who is slave ow!! marka if you studying islamoc study, there is no day with out slavery talk in aheethes ans seerah.

it's strange this age and time to read stuff like that and study fiqh slavery.
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Lol hyper :lol:


BVSNet wrote:"too bad no slaves now"


Ala hoogayeey!

Hyper what the timir!


:o Oh my, oh my....oooooohhh mmmyyyyy


War what the....Carabnimada waa in lagaa tumo sidaan si maahe


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Hyper all those people in the haddith taking part in slavary, were they Arabs or non Arabs?


Btw are you saying you would exchange bodily fluids if only you had a slave girl?...I feel labolabo. You know there are people who will willingly get into that arrangement with you. There's a book about that it's called Fifty Shades of Grey, you might like it
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both sister, arabs and none. by the way that time even none muslims had slaves. so was norm. but what sads me is, islam came to illiminate it and made it hard but Arabs specially umayata and 3abeyats , they made it really fun (tafanano feeh) and sign of upper class thing. getting beautuful white women slaves and some treated like wives and royalty.
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i wouldnt do it cause it needs responsinilities. i do not believe slavery is halal in islam. no matter what big flashed scholar or sheikh says.

some people here, will call me kafir but hack... if refusing slavery is okay makes me kafir. no matter how you treat human been , as long their title is slave no humanity is there.
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BVSNet wrote:Hyper all those people in the haddith taking part in slavary, were they Arabs or non Arabs?


Btw are you saying you would exchange bodily fluids if only you had a slave girl?...I feel labolabo. You know there are people who will willingly get into that arrangement with you. There's a book about that it's called Fifty Shades of Grey, you might like it

No u didnt. :lol:

That is below the belt.
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BVSNet wrote:Hyper all those people in the haddith taking part in slavary, were they Arabs or non Arabs?


Btw are you saying you would exchange bodily fluids if only you had a slave girl?...I feel labolabo. You know there are people who will willingly get into that arrangement with you. There's a book about that it's called Fifty Shades of Grey, you might like it
Fifty shades of Grey :dead:
You are mean :lol:
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off

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Hyperactive wrote:i wouldnt do it cause it needs responsinilities. i do not believe slavery is halal in islam. no matter what big flashed scholar or sheikh says.

some people here, will call me kafir but hack... if refusing slavery is okay makes me kafir. no matter how you treat human been , as long their title is slave no humanity is there.

Saas ii dheh bal :whew: I was going to take burus and garac you :lol:



Tuushi/Viv 50 Shades is a way around the slave/consent thing, just giving the guy some options, knowledge is power :lol:
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