I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Yeah.We really know how to pick and choose what supports our argument.
The sad thing is people believing we have no other purpose in life except to reproduce.That without it,we have failed to live.
The sad thing is people believing we have no other purpose in life except to reproduce.That without it,we have failed to live.
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
well tuushi, older generation had way to go around, ibn qiyam, ibn taymia never married or had kids but guess what , they had, female jaariya(slave) take care domestic house hold and could used to release when they need (tho they were very busy with their scholary things, most of times).
too bad for you tho, you are female. and too bad for me, no slaves now
dammit, i feel dirty, guilty to even pointing out the facts!!
too bad for you tho, you are female. and too bad for me, no slaves now

dammit, i feel dirty, guilty to even pointing out the facts!!
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Hyperactive wrote:well tuushi, older generation had way to go around, ibn qiyam, ibn taymia never married or had kids but guess what , they had, female jaariya(slave) take care domestic house hold and could used to release when they need (tho they were very busy with their scholary things, most of times).
too bad for you tho, you are female. and too bad for me, no slaves now
dammit, i feel dirty, guilty to even pointing out the facts!!
To do an exchange of bodily fluids, you mean

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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Garrad, haa dee, what else they want to marry without thinking responsibility. any body fluid, may in me wo iku noqda thinking of responsibilities .
people who marry wa brave.
tuushi
people who marry wa brave.
tuushi

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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
garaad, add the exchanging "huurada"
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
"too bad no slaves now"
Ala hoogayeey!
Hyper what the timir!
Oh my, oh my....oooooohhh mmmyyyyy
War what the....Carabnimada waa in lagaa tumo sidaan si maahe
Ala hoogayeey!
Hyper what the timir!

War what the....Carabnimada waa in lagaa tumo sidaan si maahe
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
loool bv, if you read islamic books and aheeteeth, slavery is all over.
even in zakat fitir hadeeth " slave doesnt have to pay...just like kids...etc" , i used to say , why this hadeeth used as daleel of sakat fitir, who is slave ow!! marka if you studying islamoc study, there is no day with out slavery talk in aheethes ans seerah.
it's strange this age and time to read stuff like that and study fiqh slavery.
even in zakat fitir hadeeth " slave doesnt have to pay...just like kids...etc" , i used to say , why this hadeeth used as daleel of sakat fitir, who is slave ow!! marka if you studying islamoc study, there is no day with out slavery talk in aheethes ans seerah.
it's strange this age and time to read stuff like that and study fiqh slavery.
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Lol hyper


BVSNet wrote:"too bad no slaves now"
Ala hoogayeey!
Hyper what the timir!
Oh my, oh my....oooooohhh mmmyyyyy
War what the....Carabnimada waa in lagaa tumo sidaan si maahe

Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Hyper all those people in the haddith taking part in slavary, were they Arabs or non Arabs?
Btw are you saying you would exchange bodily fluids if only you had a slave girl?...I feel labolabo. You know there are people who will willingly get into that arrangement with you. There's a book about that it's called Fifty Shades of Grey, you might like it
Btw are you saying you would exchange bodily fluids if only you had a slave girl?...I feel labolabo. You know there are people who will willingly get into that arrangement with you. There's a book about that it's called Fifty Shades of Grey, you might like it
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
both sister, arabs and none. by the way that time even none muslims had slaves. so was norm. but what sads me is, islam came to illiminate it and made it hard but Arabs specially umayata and 3abeyats , they made it really fun (tafanano feeh) and sign of upper class thing. getting beautuful white women slaves and some treated like wives and royalty.
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
i wouldnt do it cause it needs responsinilities. i do not believe slavery is halal in islam. no matter what big flashed scholar or sheikh says.
some people here, will call me kafir but hack... if refusing slavery is okay makes me kafir. no matter how you treat human been , as long their title is slave no humanity is there.
some people here, will call me kafir but hack... if refusing slavery is okay makes me kafir. no matter how you treat human been , as long their title is slave no humanity is there.
Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
BVSNet wrote:Hyper all those people in the haddith taking part in slavary, were they Arabs or non Arabs?
Btw are you saying you would exchange bodily fluids if only you had a slave girl?...I feel labolabo. You know there are people who will willingly get into that arrangement with you. There's a book about that it's called Fifty Shades of Grey, you might like it
No u didnt.

That is below the belt.
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Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Fifty shades of GreyBVSNet wrote:Hyper all those people in the haddith taking part in slavary, were they Arabs or non Arabs?
Btw are you saying you would exchange bodily fluids if only you had a slave girl?...I feel labolabo. You know there are people who will willingly get into that arrangement with you. There's a book about that it's called Fifty Shades of Grey, you might like it

You are mean

Re: I made my husband a bad joke and he's pissed off
Hyperactive wrote:i wouldnt do it cause it needs responsinilities. i do not believe slavery is halal in islam. no matter what big flashed scholar or sheikh says.
some people here, will call me kafir but hack... if refusing slavery is okay makes me kafir. no matter how you treat human been , as long their title is slave no humanity is there.
Saas ii dheh bal


Tuushi/Viv 50 Shades is a way around the slave/consent thing, just giving the guy some options, knowledge is power

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