So what's your Rule on Guys you meet randomly???

[Ka darag]

Lol imagine if he calls u whilst ur standing there and u have given him a fake no.
that wud be tooooooooo funny

Loool its happened to me before, when I was teen in outside of Stratford Rex, I wished the ground would swallow me up

Mizzy, ma cad cad buu ahaa..those are the worst offenders

never happened to me b4 if i dnt want to give it to them, i just say i dnt give out my no.

[ire.]

translate plz?

I'm not interested in the bull-sh*t they have to spew.

Boys aren't important, yet.

[Ka darag]

translate plz?

I'm not interested in the bull-sh*t they have to spew.

Boys aren't important, yet.

[Phd in naago kudis]

@thread

If any guy i'm not into asks for my phone number,
i just make one up. it may sound mean, but whatever, i don't care.

bahahaha

Yaahuuu! As if they let you get away with that one, you know in London they wanna drop call you to check if its real or not...0% xishood these ones

let me give u a miss call....it is da only way 2 figure out is she is giving out fake numbers.... u have 2 learn from ur mistakes...

[Enlightened~Sista]

Firefly sod off...I was clearly laughing at Cisse's attempts at chatting up a niqaabi.

[ire.]

translate plz?

I'm not interested in the bull-sh*t they have to spew.

Boys aren't important, yet.

Don't look at me like that!

[Macaaney_1991]

I'm not interested in the bull-sh*t they have to spew.

Boys aren't important, yet.

Don't look at me like that!

[gedo_gurl]

Ka dharag, wacadale they are the worst, xishood la'aan ayaay dishey...they think because wey cad yihiin anything they do is cute....lakiin I find them ghostly and creepy when they pull that shit

Macaneey...In Somalia they were pretty cool too...I think something went terribly wrong in the UK

PHD...waryaa, if the girl doesnt want you...she dont wont you, and checking her number on the spot ain gonna win you any points...no run along and tell the rest of the Tower Hamlets posse my message!

[Phd in naago kudis]

PHD...waryaa, if the girl doesnt want you...she dont wont you, and checking her number on the spot ain gonna win you any points...no run along and tell the rest of the Tower Hamlets posse my message!

well she shouldnt give out fake numbas in da first place.... nd if u dont check it... u gona look like a fool ringing a non exsisting numba
but gedo gurl...it wuld be much sweeter if da xalimooz were doing da chasing no worries just sit back...

[Ureysoo]

I think all the things mentioned above are way better than a dude who can barely walk moving towards you, like he experienced an electric-shock (whilst dragging one leg). You look up, in an attempt to see where the voice is coming from. To your surprise this half bald creature with Qaad leftovers on his mouth is screaming "Haye". The smell of his mouth, the look of his face, and his disgusting appearance as a whole, makes you want 2 puke. Above all that, he's like "Yarey, Xafadan Ma Dagan Tahay". You speed up, and the stained-animal follows up, and says "Haye, Barasho Ka Hor Ma Lis Naca". At that stage, you are out of breath, and can't handle it. You have 2 options, either 2 run off, or submit. I usually RUN, Lol....

[Muhammad bin Harti]

To all the girls who wrote "fornicate with him", please PM my inbox immediately. Instructions will follow.

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

Some weak ass Somali guys don't come up proper on the sisters. Waxaad u malaysa inay wax xadayaan. Intay geesaha iska fiiriyaan bay cod daciif ah ku dhahan ' Yarta telephoneka ii qor' .. How lame is that?

On the real, I never approach a girl and ask for her number up front like that...I don't care who she is or how she looks, no girl is cute enough for me to gas her.

If I'm interested though, I'm too grown to be using pick-up lines or following a script...if I think she looks right, I'll talk to her. If I can still stand her after the convo and she's more than just a pretty face/big booty, I'll let her know I'm feeling her and tryna see her again. Email, phone number, meeting up...it's all just a means to an end if ur both interested.

[JaMaaL-23]

Once, I met this beauty near where she works (a service centre) and after short greatings I boldly asked her number and she gave me a big no stright away. I have done a U turn and said I mean your service center's number you never know when I will need it.

she laughed and gave me her number instead

I sometimes hit on unsuspecting girls just for the fun of it, and I have mastered the art of "sarbeeb" using words that have double meaning to get awkward questions answered, and if you get a backlash then you just explain yourself as meaning something else.

I have observed that in general gurls are getting easier to get on with these days.

I wonder how you guys will react if you get hit on by a Somali gurl

[Queen_Arawello]

only flight 13 faraxs aya waxas sameyo..reer maagal guys don't ask for your ur digits straight up like that.

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

Once, I met this beauty near where she works (a service centre) and after short greatings I boldly asked her number and she gave me a big no stright away. I have done a U turn and said I mean your service center's number you never know when I will need it.

she laughed and gave me her number instead

Smooth . You should've threw it back in her face xaasidnimo and said "no seriously, I mean your service center's number" when she gave u hers

Who's ever hit on a fat/criminally-ugly chick before? The look of confusion on their face is priceless