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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:39 pm
by michael_ital
quote Stuey "michael is a sexually liberated individual who is under the presumption that this liberal mindedness acompanied by lewdness will attract women like flies to dung"

What ??? You mean it doesn't ?? Shocked Razz Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:46 pm
by The-Screw
[quote="BLUE RUSH"]we somalis are so stupid Embarassed[/quote]



We ?

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:59 pm
by BLUE RUSH
[quote="The-Screw"][quote="BLUE RUSH"]we somalis are so stupid Embarassed[/quote]



We ?[/quote]

yes we Rolling Eyes

Yes I was going to say Somalis are so stupid but then I know some fool would say ‘’ what don’t you class your self as somali’’ Rolling Eyes

Either way I don’t win
Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:26 am
by ChaneL-Lover
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Too many uptight ppl have ruined this thread Rolling Eyes . If you don' t have sex yet why bother and reply Rolling Eyes Embarassed Wink

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:29 am
by BLUE RUSH
[quote="ChaneL-Lover"]:D Very Happy Very Happy

Too many uptight ppl have ruined this thread Rolling Eyes . If you don' t have sex yet why bother and reply Rolling Eyes Embarassed Wink

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy[/quote]

true Embarassed

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:19 am
by Lord Diplock
[quote="BLUE RUSH"][quote="ChaneL-Lover"]:D Very Happy Very Happy

Too many uptight ppl have ruined this thread Rolling Eyes . If you don' t have sex yet why bother and reply Rolling Eyes Embarassed Wink

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy[/quote]

true Embarassed[/quote]

It's not being 'uptight' sisters, but general decency and furthermore, sex talk is a private issue unless it's about educating someone and disease prevention. at any rate, if you're not married legally in Islam, then sex is all but prohibited by God and those who indulge in illegal sexual intercourse (including masturbation) will be punished in hear after, the holy Quran states this quite clearly for all muslim to appreciate. That is all.

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:25 am
by Foxy22
[quote="Lord Diplock"][quote="BLUE RUSH"][quote="ChaneL-Lover"]:D Very Happy Very Happy

Too many uptight ppl have ruined this thread Rolling Eyes . If you don' t have sex yet why bother and reply Rolling Eyes Embarassed Wink

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy[/quote]

true Embarassed[/quote]

It's not being 'uptight' sisters, but general decency and furthermore, sex talk is a private issue unless it's about educating someone and disease prevention. at any rate, if you're not married legally in Islam, then sex is all but prohibited by God and those who indulge in illegal sexual intercourse (including masturbation) will be punished in hear after, the holy Quran states this quite clearly for all muslim to appreciate. That is all.[/quote]

Ohh god I can't believe I'm about to ask this question but what the fukc

Is masturbation illegal???

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

since when???

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:34 am
by Foxy22
[quote="Lord Diplock"][quote="BLUE RUSH"][quote="ChaneL-Lover"]:D Very Happy Very Happy

Too many uptight ppl have ruined this thread Rolling Eyes . If you don' t have sex yet why bother and reply Rolling Eyes Embarassed Wink

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy[/quote]

true Embarassed[/quote]

It's not being 'uptight' sisters, but general decency and furthermore, sex talk is a private issue unless it's about educating someone and disease prevention. at any rate, if you're not married legally in Islam, then sex is all but prohibited by God and those who indulge in illegal sexual intercourse (including masturbation) will be punished in hear after, the holy Quran states this quite clearly for all muslim to appreciate. That is all.[/quote]

Ohh god I can't believe I'm about to ask this question but what the fukc

Is masturbation illegal???

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

since when???

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:35 am
by Lord Diplock
[quote="Foxy22"][quote="Lord Diplock"][quote="BLUE RUSH"][quote="ChaneL-Lover"]:D Very Happy Very Happy

Too many uptight ppl have ruined this thread Rolling Eyes . If you don' t have sex yet why bother and reply Rolling Eyes Embarassed Wink

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy[/quote]

true Embarassed[/quote]

It's not being 'uptight' sisters, but general decency and furthermore, sex talk is a private issue unless it's about educating someone and disease prevention. at any rate, if you're not married legally in Islam, then sex is all but prohibited by God and those who indulge in illegal sexual intercourse (including masturbation) will be punished in hear after, the holy Quran states this quite clearly for all muslim to appreciate. That is all.[/quote]

Ohh god I can't believe I'm about to ask this question but what the fukc

Is masturbation illegal???

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

since when???[/quote]


I am not a very theological individual to give u all the details, but according my local wadaad (admittedly a wahaabist Smile ) masturbation is 'haaram' and for those of us who are not married yet, then all we can do is fast and fast and fast until we lose the urge for sex. Laughing Laughing Confused

Foxy, are u admitting you indulge in the aforementioned activity? wow, it's world exclusive and breaking news. 'Tonight, we have a sensational news for you, a Somali lady has CONFESSED to wanking' Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:35 am
by Foxy22
[quote="Lord Diplock"][quote="BLUE RUSH"][quote="ChaneL-Lover"]:D Very Happy Very Happy

Too many uptight ppl have ruined this thread Rolling Eyes . If you don' t have sex yet why bother and reply Rolling Eyes Embarassed Wink

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy[/quote]

true Embarassed[/quote]

It's not being 'uptight' sisters, but general decency and furthermore, sex talk is a private issue unless it's about educating someone and disease prevention. at any rate, if you're not married legally in Islam, then sex is all but prohibited by God and those who indulge in illegal sexual intercourse (including masturbation) will be punished in hear after, the holy Quran states this quite clearly for all muslim to appreciate. That is all.[/quote]

Ohh god I can't believe I'm about to ask this question but what the fukc

Is masturbation illegal???

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

since when???

oral sex

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:15 pm
by bushy man
guys im not a theologian,but i have asked about this,one of the aims of marriage is to please each other.oral sex will only be disgusting for the ppl who have problems with hygiene.if the star fish and the spitting rod were that disgusting,arent we not made of those discharges and dont we come out of that starfish,our mouths and heads first???what about these things do we have to be ashamed of??you guys when we discuss these parts it is as if we are talking of an abomination.the only abomination we should be aware of is the back passage,as it is has only been made for clearing the body....

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:17 pm
by BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY
i would fock her in every single whole including her ears

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:32 pm
by Nuruddin
I see these American filthy customs are leaking into Muslim boundaries. Not only is it disgusting as fuc’k but forbidden. However if you enjoy it, How's stopping you.

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:01 pm
by bushy man
call me what you like,but it doesn't surprise me at all that we somalis have one of the highest divorce rates in the world,and one of the most miserable marriage sex lives,no matter how 'muslim' we try to be.and looking around you find that many somalis actually only have the religion on their lips,and our misery is fast extending to all spheres of our life,such that we not only have no sex life,but have no country,no stand in the world and no direction in life.what the religion forbids is crystal clear,and for logical reasons.the rest is purely common sense.

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:34 am
by Foxy22
This site needs some serious work... I can't believe they posted 3 times my post.

Anyhow Lordie dude,

[quote="Lord Diplock"]
Foxy, are u admitting you indulge in the aforementioned activity? wow, it's world exclusive and breaking news. 'Tonight, we have a sensational news for you, a Somali lady has CONFESSED to wanking' Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]

I can not wank you silly old gag, I do not have a penis. Duuhhh but sue me for loving meself! How can one expect to be loved, if one does not know how to love himself/herself?

busyman,

Are you saying the Civil War in Somalia is caused by sexual frustration?

It's amazing what sexual frustration can do to a man/woman. I personally think DD and Galol don't believe in god due to sex frustration Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing if they only get laid once, I'm sure they will see the light again Very Happy

Seriously our people misunderstood what "ceeb" is and the rest.... the "liberated" ones misunderstood what liberation is.