The Death of Youth

[Megatron]

@ "exposed" You got owned son. Couldn't/wouldn't even answer my simple q.

[WiglessBidaar]

Geo

A thousand times you've said how very easy my questions are to answer and have brought to the task the same enthusiasm of a prostitute on her seventh client of the night. I laughed. You've taken a stab at just one hadith and that dishonestly: Abu Baker punched Aisha with a "fist", not slapped.

And you roped in a second hadith about stoning which is not even featured in my list so thoroughly soaked were you in beads of nervous sweat. And the rest of the vewy, vewy easy hadiths you ran away from. I like your style brother. Funny.

You put a brave face on it like any good Salafi and as much as you bare your teeth and hairy chest at the old man your evasive ducking and diving signal just how radioactive Bukhari is. But I salute you for trying manfully to answer just the one. I'm not sure I could do it myself if you paid me.

I will now proceed to answer your questions because I am not ashamed of my God. Yes, I follow the authority of the Prophet but not as described by the Saint Paul of Muslims that is Bukhari. As for how many times one should worship: Constantly. Worship, properly understood, is not confined only inside the brick and mortars of the masjid. See how easy that was my little rabbit? I kept my pledge. Learn from me.

[WiglessBidaar]

Mike,

Don't you know how rude it is to poke fun at the Salafi brother whilst he's scraping his head furiously on the floor and sticking his buttocks majestically in the sky so that Prophet Bukhari can sniff it?

Please stop. You're wounding our feelings.