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[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"]Baller,

"Gosh, did you had to bring another baboon into this world? We are sick and tired of them, and stop acting as if you would care. In two month's time max, you will be on maury show denying that little thing and calling the mother a whoe who was a walk in the park for the neighborhood baboons, and then maury will read "When it comes to baboon Daunte, Baller you are NOT the father" then you will start stomping the floor, beat your chest, jump up and down and declare your innocence"

Sir Luggoyo,

Bringing another biracial kid into this world beats bringing a focking asswipe somali. The chances of my son progressing and moving on to bigger and brighter things in this nation far exceeds the IQ of all of your people put together.

I wouldn't spit another word if I were you. I don't need a paternity test to know if my son's mine. The mother ain't African-American, if that's what you thought.

no baby pics?


http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... t01ig5.jpg

[quote="The-Screw"]no baby pics?


http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... t01ig5.jpg[/quote]


Only a few pics were taken from my PDA. Other than that, there weren't anymore taken as far as I know. The mother is still in the hospital along with my son.

well, congrats anyway.

[quote="The-Screw"]well, congrats anyway.[/quote]


Thanks Screw. It's the greatest feeling ever mayne. Alot of thangs gonna change for me now

oh, i bet. can't wait to have little screws running loose on this b!tch

[quote="The-Screw"]oh, i bet. can't wait to have little screws running loose on this b!tch [/quote]


Its the most rewarding thang ever. I mean I was at the hospital and it took about 4-6 hours for her to give birth. To go through that process is amazing. I have a new found respect for women.

[quote="#1baller"]

it took about 4-6 hours for her to give birth. )

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How so?!!! I always thought your female baboons just push once and boooom!!! one little baboon pops out and starts running around singing and drumming his way to the fire place

I though the hardest part was when your hair starts growing, pushing the skull

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo



"How so?!!! I always thought your female baboons just push once and boooom!!! one little baboon pops out and starts running around singing and drumming his way to the fire place"


Maybe that 's how yo mama had ya dumba$$ back in Africa, but that shyt don't happen in America

We're too focking civilised. Got it Nomad

The sheer size of your foreheads says it all

Congrats!

[quote="*lady_ice_4u2nv*"]Congrats![/quote]

Thanks Lady ice.

I'm entering a new phase in life. I dunno how ima adjust to fatherhood but ima try to be tha best at it.

awww DADDY #1

aint dat cute...

[quote="*lady_ice_4u2nv*"]awww DADDY #1

aint dat cute...[/quote]


haha..i guess so. . I knew tha day would come and now that it has... I still can't believe it.

i want a baby now