Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[Gang Green's Social Life]

[quote="Qumanyoo"]:lol: ure sad il give u that...[/quote]

"HA-HA"

[sharia-law]

obviosly qumanyoo did not knw that these jokes r haram nd insulting ...
so give her some air....

may allah forgive u sis.

[Dusty]

[quote="Qumanyoo"]oi caadi iska dhiga .. dusty and advo .. u lot are being a bit .. naa i shouldnt call u it ..
BUT IM SURE AS HELL THINKING IT ..

dusty u can talk for a start.....[/quote]


why you taking this personal?

all i said was istaqfurallah

cos you cant laugh at jokes like that and dont say i got them from islamic website so what if you did

i like to have a laugh some times but taking the mickey out of islam rules is a next thing

[miss_sweets]

Istagfurullah I laughed, it can't be helped...!!!

[L.C.]

[quote="Qumanyoo"]

Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da BOMB!

Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

I didnt trip over my robe, I fell for you.

I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'?!

"After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!"

"Baby, someone needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my heart."

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She Aiight!!!"[/quote]

[A_I]

i dont understand wats the big fuss, i didnt think these jokes/pick up lines
were really that offensive to islam or allah in anyway.

humour is apart of humen nature

[military-mind]

Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

[black_booty]

"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"

Awwww Thats Was Ma Fav...


But Wat Is "Hoor Al 3ayn" ...??

[Wonder_Women]

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Okie Most of Dem are Not Funny ....how can u Find ...


That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it? ...and

...Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr? ...

..Hey, you free this weekend? I got two tickets to Jennah...wanna come with?...... anit Funny mate ..not serious walahi .........

[Tha Problem...]

"After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!"



I was gonna be serious but this one had me..

[SHAKILL]

Jokes should not involve any element of making fun of Islam.

[Qumanyoo]

ppl who found it funny found it FUNNY ..
ppl who didnt .. well thats you ini ...

in no way did i insult islam .. it was a few jokes putin diferent aspects into light ..
things that PPL seem to be taking way too serious ...

dusty .. yee waheva mate ..

[Ladie]

some of you r blowing it out of proportion..

dey wernt dat funny.. n i dont think dey insulted da deen or Allah.. in anyway personally..

NOW DONT HAVE A GO AT ME 4 SAYIN MY POINT OF VIEW...!!

Ladie_x

[*SLIM*...THUG]

RAAWDIIEEE..........

[TheBigBosS]

some of the lines are even haram 2 say ''That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?''

islamic pick up lines dont excist, lower ur gaze did Allah said