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Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:27 am
by Gang Green's Social Life
[quote="Qumanyoo"]:lol: ure sad il give u that...[/quote]
"HA-HA"
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:10 am
by sharia-law
obviosly qumanyoo did not knw that these jokes r haram nd insulting ...
so give her some air....
may allah forgive u sis.
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:57 am
by Dusty
[quote="Qumanyoo"]oi caadi iska dhiga .. dusty and advo .. u lot are being a bit .. naa i shouldnt call u it ..
BUT IM SURE AS HELL THINKING IT ..
dusty u can talk for a start.....[/quote]
why you taking this personal?
all i said was istaqfurallah
cos you cant laugh at jokes like that and dont say i got them from islamic website so what if you did
i like to have a laugh some times but taking the mickey out of islam rules is a next thing
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:03 pm
by miss_sweets
Istagfurullah I laughed, it can't be helped...!!!
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:23 pm
by L.C.
[quote="Qumanyoo"]
Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da BOMB!
Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
I didnt trip over my robe, I fell for you.
I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'?!
"After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!"
"Baby, someone needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my heart."
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She Aiight!!!"[/quote]
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:50 pm
by A_I
i dont understand wats the big fuss, i didnt think these jokes/pick up lines
were really that offensive to islam or allah in anyway.
humour is apart of humen nature
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:59 pm
by military-mind
Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:23 pm
by black_booty
"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"
Awwww Thats Was Ma Fav...
But Wat Is "Hoor Al 3ayn" ...??
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:24 pm
by Wonder_Women
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Okie Most of Dem are Not Funny ....how can u Find ...
That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it? ...and
...Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr? ...
..Hey, you free this weekend? I got two tickets to Jennah...wanna come with?...... anit Funny mate ..not serious walahi .........
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:04 pm
by Tha Problem...
"After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!"
I was gonna be serious but this one had me..
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:31 pm
by SHAKILL
Jokes should not involve any element of making fun of Islam.
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:34 pm
by Qumanyoo
ppl who found it funny found it FUNNY ..
ppl who didnt .. well thats you ini ...
in no way did i insult islam .. it was a few jokes putin diferent aspects into light ..
things that PPL seem to be taking way too serious ...
dusty .. yee waheva mate ..
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:39 am
by Ladie
some of you r blowing it out of proportion..
dey wernt dat funny.. n i dont think dey insulted da deen or Allah.. in anyway personally..
NOW DONT HAVE A GO AT ME 4 SAYIN MY POINT OF VIEW...!!
Ladie_x
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:42 am
by *SLIM*...THUG
RAAWDIIEEE..........
Re: Islamic Pick up Lines LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:44 am
by TheBigBosS
some of the lines are even haram 2 say ''That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?''
islamic pick up lines dont excist, lower ur gaze did Allah said