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[quote="biko"]and am waging a Holly war (Jihad) agaisnt this fake wadaads and their perverted agenda.[/quote]


Akhi Biko,

Why walaal?

[quote="Voltage"]Assalamu Calaykum,

We have watched with bafflement as the shameless Laa-diin charlatans put in their best effort to name a Laa-diin government that has been resoundedly rejected.

The people have spoken and it is a Majlis they request. A supreme religious counsel that rules the people with their choice, i.e the laws given and ordained to us by Allah (SWT) if we are to be among those destined for the Rightful Path.

Because of this, a tentative Majlis has been put into place and which will be finalized when we all come to an agreement.

The Majlis is organized thus:


Caliph Screw I ~ Caliph of the Ummah and Enforcer of the Edicts (Laws)

Supreme Mufti Fisabililaah ~ Supreme Lawmaker and Head of the Shura Council

Shura Council:
-Sheikh *Nobleman*, Deputy Head of the Shura and Chief Adviser to Calipha Screw I
-Shiekh Salafi_Student, Shura Provost and Chief Propagator of Shura Ijmaca
-Shiekh Koronto, Chief Law Researcher and Shura Representative
-Sheikh Aiman, Head of Shura Law Office and Author of Dictation
-Shiekh Murax, Accountability Officer and Head of Shura Ethics
-Sheikh Hyperactive, Shura Council Community Liaison and Shabaab Ambassador

Mujaahidun Guard:
-Saifullah Adan*5, Commander of the Mujaahidun Forces and Military Adviser to the Supreme Mufti Fisabililah
-Saifullah Somaliweyn_Commando, Deputy Commander of Mujaahidin Objectives and Military Adviser to Caliph Screw I
-Saifullah Col-Xoogsade, Head of the Southern Command
-Saifullah Fah, Head of the Central Command
-Saifullah New_York, Head of the Western Command
-Saifullah Cali-Gaab, Head of Northern Command
-Saifullah Advocator, Chief Liaison to Community and Recruitment

Diplomatic Envoys:
-Danjire Sir_Lugooyo, Chief Diplomatic Head and International Messenger of the Shura Council
-Danjire Gedoboy, Secretary-General of Diplooacy and Representative to Ikhwaanul Muslimuun
-Danjire Executive, Deputy Head of Diplomacy and Foreign Affairs Adviser to Caliph Screw I
-Danjire Shirib, Chief Diplomat to the West and Foreign Affairs Adviser to the Mujaahidun Guard
-Danjire Zackabdul, Chief Diplomat to the Orient and India
-Danjire Great-Legend, Chief Diplomat to Africa
-Danjire Gatspy, Chief Diplomat to Russia and Others

Woman's Affairs:
-Marwa Naimma, Chief Law-enforcer of Woman's Affairs and Woman's Representative to the Shura
-Marwa Helwa, Deputy Head of Woman's Affairs and Special Woman's Affairs Adviser to Caliph Screw I

Court's Executioner:
-Saifullah Sadeboi, Caliph Screw I's Commissioner for Vice and Virtue

Persona Non-Grata:
-Abdiwahab
-MjPride
-Twisted_Logic
-Ican/Rebel
+Assorted Apostates, Innovators, and Criminals[/quote]


Excellent! Time to clean house...

"Cray Havoc ! Let slip the Dogs of War !"

the desperation of weak us wadaad-wanna-be is helarious beyond laughing matter...lol

It is 2008 and old Somali tribal metaphors has undergone a surgery and instead adopted new terminology.

Amir=tribal Garaad-sultaan-etc.
Supreme Mufti=Tribal sheikh
Saifullah= warlord
Mujaahid=militia-moryan

Why do some sane mature Muslims mock genuine Islamic titles? Is it because of the greed, obssession and madness of every Somali tribe to rule Somalia?

lol @Suufi !

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Notices the overwhelming presence of one qabiil in prominent positions.

This body is a combination of men who hijack religion to pursue their political aims.

The CRD is prepared to fight tooth and nail to defend the Republic from Qabili pseudoWadaads.[/quote]

Yeah man, we should behead all the shyikhs. They are probelmaticos!

American_Salafi, I excluded the fakes on purpose.

This government has no support in northern somalia,and we wish to make it clear to all concerned we will take no part in another government who's central support consists of one tribe.If any provocative action is commited by this cabal of light weight jihadist then we will embrace the rebels thorougly and embank on dismantling this tyranical ragime..


General_SNM northern defence commander and anti faqash

General SNM, akhii start thinking for yourself and don't follow the path of the "Persona Non Grata" group. These people are advancing the tribal thing because they know it cuts deep and their intentions are to cut deep. Let us look at some things.

The Caliph's clan is unkown.

Fisabililaah is the most knowledgeable on diin here and his clan is also unkown.

Look at the Shura now:

Nobleman, Salafi_Student, and Aiman are all unknown clan wise but on diin cilm they are supreme and this why they were chose.

Koronto and Hyper are both not from my clan and they along with Murax were chosen to supplement the more knowledgable Shura members since they are the second tier of the diin proctors here. You disagree??

Look at the Mujahiduun Guard now. Both Commander and the Deputy commanders are not from my clan and infact if you look closely, the commanding form of the mujaahidun are all equal clan wise, 2 Hawiye (one of them the commander), 2 (one of them deputy commander) and only 2 Darod who are mere regional commanders.


Now for the Diplomatic Envoys, both Chief Diplomat and the Deputy diplomats are not from my clan, and even though Gedoboy the secretary-general is from my clan, he is the only one out of 7 important positions.

Woman's affairs, the two chosen are the two most visible female moderators who are also the most pious females in the forum.

Last is the Court's Executioner and Sadeboi was chosen because he truly is the right hand man of the Caliph on this forum and the one charge of such machinery.

Where is the tribal bias?? I guarantee if someone else had done this, they would have done 100 times more than I did for my clan to placate but now it is easy to fire these accusations because you do not have to be held accountable to it.

This is scandalous. How can you form SOMALINET Majilis and leave out this site's preeminent shiekh, the one and only, Sh. NoAngst? I mean, I'm the man with no Angsts... c'mon the nick alone should suffice... it's pregnant with piety.

this government is just and fair, and will crush anyone who dares to challenge it.

[quote="American-Suufi"]It is 2008 and old Somali tribal metaphors has undergone a surgery and instead adopted new terminology.

Amir=tribal Garaad-sultaan-etc.
Supreme Mufti=Tribal sheikh
Saifullah= warlord
Mujaahid=militia-moryan

Why do some sane mature Muslims mock genuine Islamic titles? Is it because of the greed, obssession and madness of every Somali tribe to rule Somalia?[/quote]

Nepotism must be in the somali gene, no matter how they dress it up. Siyaad barre tried to dress he's favoritism under the banner of socialism, bi polar voltage wants to play around with islam like it's some kind of toy on this website. But there is really no point in spoiling he's little game, as long as he's preoccupied with something it's good for him.

Voltage

Rebel-Lion supports this government. May you bring swift changes and rule by shuruca and all glory be to the defenders of justice and truth akhi.

[quote="Voltage"]General SNM, akhii start thinking for yourself and don't follow the path of the "Persona Non Grata" group. These people are advancing the tribal thing because they know it cuts deep and their intentions are to cut deep. Let us look at some things.

The Caliph's clan is unkown.

Fisabililaah is the most knowledgeable on diin here and his clan is also unkown.

Look at the Shura now:

Nobleman, Salafi_Student, and Aiman are all unknown clan wise but on diin cilm they are supreme and this why they were chose.

Koronto and Hyper are both not from my clan and they along with Murax were chosen to supplement the more knowledgable Shura members since they are the second tier of the diin proctors here. You disagree??

Look at the Mujahiduun Guard now. Both Commander and the Deputy commanders are not from my clan and infact if you look closely, the commanding form of the mujaahidun are all equal clan wise, 2 Hawiye (one of them the commander), 2 (one of them deputy commander) and only 2 Darod who are mere regional commanders.


Now for the Diplomatic Envoys, both Chief Diplomat and the Deputy diplomats are not from my clan, and even though Gedoboy the secretary-general is from my clan, he is the only one out of 7 important positions.

Woman's affairs, the two chosen are the two most visible female moderators who are also the most pious females in the forum.

Last is the Court's Executioner and Sadeboi was chosen because he truly is the right hand man of the Caliph on this forum and the one charge of such machinery.

Where is the tribal bias?? I guarantee if someone else had done this, they would have done 100 times more than I did for my clan to placate but now it is easy to fire these accusations because you do not have to be held accountable to it.[/quote]


1)Every marexaan on Snet got a position on your government
2)1 isaaq 10 Darods 4 Hawyies

From these two points you can conclude that the marexaan have the most power,with darod over all power and hawyie lighlty represented.Nothin changes there so to stay on an old theme Isaaq will not support a government that does not represent their interest.We are peaceful people who avoid blood shed at all cost but we are also honourable people and this government does not honoure our numerical worth on snet.

[quote="Rebel-Lion"]Nepotism must be in the somali gene, no matter how they dress it up. Siyaad barre tried to dress he's favoritism under the banner of socialism, bi polar voltage wants to play around with islam like it's some kind of toy on this website. But there is really no point in spoiling he's little game, as long as he's preoccupied with something it's good for him.[/quote]

Seriously, what's your obsession with Siyad Bare?