My Little Brother Husseini

[pseudowizard]

You're partially Habar Gidir? GTFO!

I'm calling the engagment off. I thought you might have been Abgaal- or some other less toxic subsect.

[paidmonk]

Maybe I'm just confused a bit. I'll do some research.

I promise by the time I come back you'll be happy with the results.

And its ONE/32 of my blood. Is that really a big deal compared to your quarter Isaaq blood?

[pseudowizard]

The difference is, my Isaaqniimo hasn't seeped into my beliefs.

You, on the other hand, support too many Hawiye causes. Something is not right.

[paidmonk]

Islam? That's a Hawiye cause to you?

Wallahi if I wasn't engaged to you I'd think you were a typical Jareerteen.

[pseudowizard]

It's GG, I tell you. Too much Jareerteen influence in my life.

[paidmonk]

Examine your hair soon. The MJs were cursed with hard hair for their love of kufar activities.

If you see it hardening, contact your local Jareer-control office. They can un-Majerteenize you by reading a certain hadith to you.

Don't worry, I once suffered from Jareerteenia until I flipped them the bird and threatened to rape Abdullahi Yusuf if he didn't stop his genocide.

[pseudowizard]

I think hindish hair makes you totally not susceptable too hooliniimo/jareerism.

But yo, I'm going to check anyway.