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You're partially Habar Gidir? GTFO!

I'm calling the engagment off. I thought you might have been Abgaal- or some other less toxic subsect.

Maybe I'm just confused a bit. I'll do some research.

I promise by the time I come back you'll be happy with the results.

And its ONE/32 of my blood. Is that really a big deal compared to your quarter Isaaq blood?

The difference is, my Isaaqniimo hasn't seeped into my beliefs.

You, on the other hand, support too many Hawiye causes. Something is not right.

Islam? That's a Hawiye cause to you?

Wallahi if I wasn't engaged to you I'd think you were a typical Jareerteen.

It's GG, I tell you. Too much Jareerteen influence in my life.

Examine your hair soon. The MJs were cursed with hard hair for their love of kufar activities.

If you see it hardening, contact your local Jareer-control office. They can un-Majerteenize you by reading a certain hadith to you.

Don't worry, I once suffered from Jareerteenia until I flipped them the bird and threatened to rape Abdullahi Yusuf if he didn't stop his genocide.

I think hindish hair makes you totally not susceptable too hooliniimo/jareerism.

But yo, I'm going to check anyway.