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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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.. Good story I actually enjoyed reading that :shock:
although thats a odd name for you niece .. Nosilinia .. :|
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Mzbeautiful :shock: Why thank u! i am glad u enjoyed. Nosilinia is my invention seudo name- it is derived from "Nosey"! The depiction is a true portrayal of my good perfect smart niece. :lol:
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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Oooo ileen Basra has found her other half in the form of mwara :lol:
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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How can you compare Basra with That sick twisted character Muktaar ?
Oxy,come on!!They both shared identical sexual fixations on addons coupled with hate/fear/envy/love complexes poorly camouflaged as cautionary morality tales directed at xalimos.
Very many forumers secrtely share all these pathologies.Look at the cheerleaders on Basra's/Anab's/Mukhtaar's posts-they're all the same.incidentally,Nosilinia,you confirm my analysis. You say this is
below mediocre website
;what else explains your 8+ years and 20,000 posts?? Pray tell,I do agree there are more brains in a storeroom full of crash test dummies,but the emotional pleasure of externalising your psychosexual issues keeps you locked in your narratives,dripping with lesbianism and addon fixation that your ever loyal appreciative audience,will always lap up.
You've exhibited another characteristic of cultural illiteracy in your endles episodes involving Tyrone,I must comment on. What you call 'chimp mating rituals' are actually universal life passage entitled Finding And Chosing A Mate;rule 1 being 'if you don't ask,you don't get'. Hes simply establishing any interest on your part:if there is the whole process can unfold,leading hopefully to 1.5 kids ,2 car garage and a white picket fence in the suburbs. FYI,Tyrone isn't as in love with you as your narcissism has led you to believe:http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TQQHQU7LAHNMIM7LM
Get the f*ck out of our country, and stop trying trick our young Black men out of money by claiming that you are loving and caring. You are bunch of scum and pathetic. Take you butts back to Somalia. We don't want you here anymore. F*ck you Somali females in San Diego. You are a bunch of racist turds who try to get Black men murdered by you funny looking brothers, fathers, and cousins
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Basra,its time for you and your fanbase to learn some hometruths;if it shatters the cocoon of comfortable ego reinforcing misconceptions and childish beliefs,so be it.
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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:roll: :lol:


Yet again, my dearest mwaura, the element of Jealousy is blantantly apparent. I think you are more envious of me having an 'audience' more than my actual gift in writing.

" your ever loyal appreciative audience,will always lap up"


But the most fascinating quote is this ....


""but the emotional pleasure of externalising your psychosexual issues keeps you locked in your narratives,dripping with lesbianism and addon fixation"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now that is a genius yet sick observation. Now, how it work? That i derive emotional pleasure in externalizing psycho-sexual issues? Locked into my lesbianic and adoon fixation? My god, that is just too sick and too deep-- that only a Muktaar will concuct. Yet again, my proof that u r that Muktaar. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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Basra since no one responds to your overly done threads, waxaad keentaay inaad isla hadasho? At least bring back Studente, he was more entertainig than this mwaura character.... :roll:
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sire are u sure u r not student? How is st paul? :roll:
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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Basraaaaa-a-a,now you disappoint me! You're insistently repeating the most inane defence!! Jealous of the attention of all these special needs puppies lapping up your hangups? I know you're better than that;(siren don't interfere in my psychoanalysis;go watch scooby doo or teletubbies)! In rescuing our resident lesbo bulimic, I'm also dragging your own blank unformed minds out of her solidifying fantasies and fixations.
Lets get back to new lessons learned,namely
-addons have their own women (if I had my usb modem on me right now,I'd upload my kyuke supuu,so you could tell me if she was a chimp with pointy tits,or a monkey face,as some of you lovingly describe us) Heres another newsflash: some of us actually don't prefer the classic Somali look. The facial features of thin lips and narrow nose ,seem abnormally attenuated and remind us of the white people evolution theory; basically inbreeding in blacks caused a genetic mutation that led to the appearance of whiteman. We appreciate the semi-Cushite look common in Kikuyus,Kambas,Maasai and W.Uganda. Straight nose and face with full lips on a light complexioned oval face
-addons ,for a number of reasons,aren't actually that into xalimos as some of us may have previously thought G-A-S-P!!
""but the emotional pleasure of externalising your psychosexual issues keeps you locked in your narratives,dripping with lesbianism and addon fixation"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now that is a genius yet sick observation. Now, how it work? That i derive emotional pleasure in externalizing psycho-sexual issues? Locked into my lesbianic and adoon fixation? My god, that is just too sick and too deep-- that only a Muktaar will concuct. Yet again, my proof that u r that Muktaar. :lol: :lol: :lol:
In fact this emotional pleasure is the closest you ever get to the big O,explaining your attachment to these narratives-its like a porn adiction.
I'd search for that human toilet Muktaaar's old posts if it weren't such a hassle to prove my point-maybe later.
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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Basra Boodhari is good at reproducing the prejudices and the pervert materialist tendencies of the west: arrogance, narcissism, shopoholic, sex crazed fashions.

Other than that, good read.
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Here is an exceedingly fine specimen of a woman pregnant with zest, a creature lusting insatiably after the glittering allure of the limelight, of stardom, of the Republic of letters.

Towering high above the multitude, she breaks forth rhapsodically in song and dance, trampling adversaries underfoot.

Observe Gentle Reader, how she glides so gracefully, so elegantly, so like a woman gripped by the promptings of the flesh.

Boldly, she dares, she strikes, she wins. My lovely bison, at whose altar so many of us daily light our candle, may we rendezvous for a drink?

Wanna come back to my bachelor pad and roll in the hay?
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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mwaura@Lol :lol:


I suspect u are also siren. What say you? :lol: :lol: Mwaura lool also why do u defend adoons so much? I mean, it seems like it bothers u exceedingly when i abuse adoons. Here you are, above pretending to glorify the the beauty of flat nosed chimp adoons. Here you are pleading a case for the adoons and some how mysteriously -- you declare u find semi-cushites--attractive.(Semi Cushites meaning--Tutsi looking right?If u were really honest about your love for adoon chimp looks-- shouldn't hutus be your cup of tea?? Am i harsh?) You prefer the kikuyus and masaiis of kenya-- whom i understand are the best looking adoons in kenya. They have a distance somali long forehead,most of them have semi refined noses, none of the flat orangatuan flatness, and the faces generally has an appeal of shinny inviting giiniiness synonymous with the tutsis of Ruanda. Here you are with your athe-re-re beguiling name... "mwaura', a very kikuyu name-- pretending to claim you prefer absolute flat nose to well, refined, yes, european long thing nose. mwaura-- give me a break, please.If u were really honest on the case of defending flat nose oragatuans, u would name yourself Obama, Otiengo or Onyango---not an athe-re-re delicate-- tutsi "mwaura" :roll: :x





Pitsaleh

I must say that is astonishing. Had you not be an alcoholic, an atheist possibly- i would have agreed on a rendezvous to your 'Barchelor' pad. :roll: :lol: In fact, i can imagine it....


"Upon entering the obvious lavish well spectacularly furnished apartment, i was struck by a particular painting standing still above the fire mantle piece. The painting was of a bizarre astute magnitude. It was a painting of a prodigious large man in a red, elizabethen golden robe with a golden crown on his head.Obviously a monarch of some sort. His face was chubby with soft ebullient cheecks that screamed to be pinched and abused. His smile spoke of a very intellectual, intelligent soul trapped in a world of order, consevatism, over-zelous religous ideosyncrocies, and that suffocating censure of self rightous biggots like Al shapton. I was immediately empored to ask what is the story of that painting"


After throwing me a sexy, seductive and inviting smile--- Pitsaleh--- spoke with as manly vigor as his sexiness demands:


"Basra...... :| that is my father, he is the king of zamunda.A small country in north africa. Yes, yes, that makes me a very rich prince, Basra."


My only response of in plain green, calm manner.


"Well...my dear Pitsaleh...i guess i am your loyal, royal bride to be. I am your Princesses. :mrgreen:




DamallaXagare r u warsangeli? :|
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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Here is classic Muktaar:
who said u cant be sexy and modest at the same time..

77% of adoon men said they instantly lose erection when they see hijaabi chick

visit this web site today and order your islamic attire
viewtopic.php?f=18&t=137597&sid=e066cfa ... b#p1667015
and my personal favourite,hahahahah!!:
he adores somali women

will u make love to him while listenin to hasan adan samtar?
will u caress his croch and kiss his big lips?

will you pat his kinky hair and play with his huge nose??
from here:
viewtopic.php?f=18&t=141196
You and this creature are identical in your hateration;but fortunately you're classier and less adolescent while about it. Like I said ,even your faithful admiring hordes are the same,for the reasons previously specified;gifted,luq gunane,fah,twisted_logic,ina baxar and posh,etc.etc. Also in your unending stories is an element of the economic historian Prof.Gerschenkron's eunuch in the harem of whom he wrote: "he studied everything,took careful notes,asked lots of questions,but couldn't comprehend the essenceof anything."
After all the nigga,was a eunuch! How could he,of all people be expected to know the dynamic of 20-30 enclosed horny women? You're not just a hater, but seriously searching for answers to the whole dating,friendship,sex,marriage thing not only unavailable thanks to your upbringing,but totally outside the life experience of anyone in your wider cultural group. Unsurprisingly you're now lost,trapped in your issues,perpetually repeating your drool little anecdotes.
Pitsaleh-,chose another thread to unload your bombastic drooling!!
mwaura@Lol :lol:


I suspect u are also siren. What say you? :lol: :lol: Mwaura lool also why do u defend adoons so much? I mean, it seems like it bothers u exceedingly when i abuse adoons. Here you are, above pretending to glorify the the beauty of flat nosed chimp adoons. Here you are pleading a case for the adoons and some how mysteriously -- you declare u find semi-cushites--attractive.(Semi Cushites meaning--Tutsi looking right?If u were really honest about your love for adoon chimp looks-- shouldn't hutus be your cup of tea?? Am i harsh?) You prefer the kikuyus and masaiis of kenya-- whom i understand are the best looking adoons in kenya. They have a distance somali long forehead,most of them have semi refined noses, none of the flat orangatuan flatness, and the faces generally has an appeal of shinny inviting giiniiness synonymous with the tutsis of Ruanda. Here you are with your athe-re-re beguiling name... "mwaura', a very kikuyu name-- pretending to claim you prefer absolute flat nose to well, refined, yes, european long thing nose. mwaura-- give me a break, please.If u were really honest on the case of defending flat nose oragatuans, u would name yourself Obama, Otiengo or Onyango---not an athe-re-re delicate-- tutsi "mwaura" :roll: :x
I don't defend addons -you're the one sniping exclusively at us;which is the wellspring of this discourse. Search Kenyan or other of our websites and determine how much bandwidth ,if any we devote to you. I'm not asking you to love us! By no means,but your vituperation aimed our way is cause for careful analysis. Read my posts before replying!! I said many of us prefer the semi-Cushite bantu hybrid,pure Cushite being 'funny-looking' with the Caucasian nose and lipless mouth on a black frame often being disconcerting.
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Come now Hot Pants, don't be a tease ...

True, I am an irredeemable rascal enamoured of Padre Kino red, but Sugarplum it can't be helped. For Man is a creature so constructed that, try as he might, he cannot abjure the Drink of Life. 'Tis congenital.

From the day he first draws breath, by Nature he is driven to chase fluttering skirts, Drink to excess, and Fock with nary a thought. 'Tis in his genes.

For this is he born, and for this shall he forever toil. So constituted is his genetic makeup that Up with temperance he shall not put. By disposition a creature of habit, he is weary of beturbaned mullahs for he recalls Dr. Samuel Johnson's counsel: "Be not too hasty to trust the teachers of morality, for they discourse like angels but live like men."

Drunk with the sweet wine of your feminine charm, my spirit, enthralled by your shaggy legs and your ox-like rear so remarkably like a bison, dreams nightly of amorous entanglement.

Of religion, let us never speak. In years gone by I waded ankle-deep through metaphysics. Casting my mind's eye back to the flowering of my youth, I am forcibly struck by how little atheism resonated. Bliss it was to read Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and Russell. But their reflections, my sweet, were too deep for tears.

But perhaps my groaning syphilis contracted at so young an age, united with arthritis, has so weakened my imagination as to lose my capacity to think boldly. By training I am a neuroscientist; its exacting empiricism won me to Deism, from whose beaten track I have not diverged, but how fervently I wish I could invoke the heavens to suspend the laws of nature in my favour.

Perhaps I should cast my ego adrift and, like my son’s Muslim stepmother, endeavour to be open-minded. But suppose, Dear Reader, that one is so open-minded that his one’s brains fall out. Might that not impair his capacity for science, for Padre Kino, for lovemaking?
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Re: Lessons from a wise aunt

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Pitsalleeh

:shock:


"But perhaps my groaning syphilis contracted at so young an age, united with arthritis, has so weakened my imagination as to lose my capacity to think boldly."


The above quote has made me stop this shameless flirtation pronto. :x




mwaura..... :rose:
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