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HELWAA wrote:Ka darag

Can you explain for me dear which other ways a girl can loose her virginty?..plz inlight me bal?
Even I learned that in middle school. :lol:
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HELWAA wrote:Ka darag

Can you explain for me dear which other ways a girl can loose her virginty?..plz inlight me bal?
nah i cant be bothered ... read this.. and it's the breaking of the hymen... :roll:
It can break from doing sports, falling (I don't recommend doing that on purpose), horseback riding, dance, tampon use, and countless other non-sexual happenings. It can even be broken accidentally during a pelvic exam, and sometimes doctors will intentionally stretch a girl's hymen if it have no first or the passage is drastically small (it's supposed to own a hole contained by it to tolerate term blood out). I do not recommend basically trying to rip it beside your fingers, as this can be itchy and head to infections. However, the one and only road to be sure that it's entirely gone is by have inborn childbirth (not a C-section); within doing adjectives the other things that damage/break it, even have sex, it's probable that it's still somewhat near.
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tHis thRead is an eye-opening for alot of bust down xalimos. Stop givin' them ideas. :roll:
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i don't care about the virgin thing. but my future wife has to have less than 50 boyfriends on her resume before she've had met me. anything more than 50 boyfriends and the marriage is OFF!!. :arrow: :arrow:
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Horseback riding and almost all sports related activities can easily break your hymen, common sense people. lol

Adeer, no standards? :lol: :lol:
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Ka darag wrote:
HELWAA wrote:Ka darag

Can you explain for me dear which other ways a girl can loose her virginty?..plz inlight me bal?
nah i cant be bothered ... read this.. and it's the breaking of the hymen... :roll:
It can break from doing sports, falling (I don't recommend doing that on purpose), horseback riding, dance, tampon use, and countless other non-sexual happenings. It can even be broken accidentally during a pelvic exam, and sometimes doctors will intentionally stretch a girl's hymen if it have no first or the passage is drastically small (it's supposed to own a hole contained by it to tolerate term blood out). I do not recommend basically trying to rip it beside your fingers, as this can be itchy and head to infections. However, the one and only road to be sure that it's entirely gone is by have inborn childbirth (not a C-section); within doing adjectives the other things that damage/break it, even have sex, it's probable that it's still somewhat near.

I dont think so........the hymen is inside (you know where)...and the only thing that reach that place is (.......)....it doesnt matter how much sport you do that wont strech you that much.One more thing that will expose you that you're not virgin is the pain.....if you smile at ur wedding night..(the first time).......that means hore aya lagaaga soo shaqayey. :clap:



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Re: Good news for somali girls

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WHAT BOUT TAMPONS ??? (NOT THAT I USE THEM)..... :|
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Mataan_Ciideed wrote:i don't care about the virgin thing. but my future wife has to have less than 50 boyfriends on her resume before she've had met me. anything more than 50 boyfriends and the marriage is OFF!!. :arrow: :arrow:
Low standard having a.ss :lol: 50 guys? wtf...tHat's one certified ho. :lol:
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technical discussion

riding on a bike is also a virgin buster.

I heard when the hymen pops it makes a load noise like a punctured tyre is that right :mrgreen:
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Ka darag

Keep ur legs closed dear....It's not that hard to figure out who is virgin and who is not...the truth will hunt you down soon or later.Pple should be honest about their past no matter what.A marriage without trust wont last.
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buuhoodle

please don't call her a hoe, isku xishood walaal. 50 guys means that she was about to get married 50 times, but it didn't workout each time for some reason!!.

nabeela

adeer, i have to be realistic, i mean women have feelings too. plus she could always blame it on horseback riding and sports on our first night of marriage:

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the wife: aboowe, basketball baan hadh iyo habeen ciyaari jiray
mataan: oh, that's cool, maclesh yacni, let's proceed.
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HELWAA wrote:Ka darag

Keep ur legs closed dear....It's not that hard to figure out who is virgin and who is not...the truth will hunt you down soon or later.Pple should be honest about their past no matter what.A marriage without trust wont last.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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^ and never auction of your virginity on Youtube may I add.

and if you happen to auction it, make sure you don't let the Tax department know about it. Any income that you make from it will be deemed as tax deductable
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JaMaaL-23 wrote:^ and never auction of your virginity on Youtube may I add.

and if you happen to auction it, make sure you don't let the Tax department know about it. bor that any income that you make from it will be deemed as tax deductable
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Re: Good news for somali girls

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Ka darag wrote:WHAT BOUT TAMPONS ??? (NOT THAT I USE THEM)..... :|
May I suggest pads. :up:


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