Recipe for the Perfect Lady

[black velvet]

Laqanyo walal niyada haigadeelin, you care and I care so why pretend? Blood is thicker than water? Don't say things like that if you dont mean to offend


Mataan I have no beef with you just looking out for my lady

[FAH1223]

mataan its me BV... me and Fah swapped accounts

[LaQaNyO]

Hey I started this 'joke' out with you and now you turning on me? Huh? Now I'M the JOKE? Huh? Dude Inadeerkey ba garab tagan ahey adiiyoz amigoz

[black velvet]

5 tea spoons of understanding
10 spoons of bubbly fused with an essence of lively
and out going
Big big table spoon of listening ta raatid!

a pasty layer of freak beneath the fruity body of
respect, decorated with creamy swirls of care
and love for herself.

3 servings of truthful, 1 heap of down to earth
blended together in bowl of ambition and vision
then heated with a burning passion for greatness.
served with juicy slices of imagination and washed
down with the kindness and purest appreciation,

chilled with cubes of independence and spun with
an edge of diva baby yeaa! on a beach of humility
with the shine of confidence beating down and
kissing the skin with a cool breeze of affection
cooling the air over looking oceans of 'down
for what ever'.

by Raphel Jarrel Blake

Now if you meet the aforementioned criteria
then drop me your link or give me a hint
a prolonged blink a subtle smile
a shy look from those bold eyes
and this not-so-perfect guy will make it worth your while

This is about the Perfect Lady ppl don't get it twisted.

[Mataan_Ciideed]

black velvet

have u ever watched the movie training day?

-"do u have a lick her license?"

fah123

not only are u messing with black's account, u've also deleted my post about sound proof bathrooms and lady farts!.

laqanyo

inaadeer, hopefully u have 12 naaleeye axmad boys!. aamiin!.

[black velvet]

Mataan, no need to be disrespectful if you have less swagger and it bugs you that Laqnayo likes me then improve your game dude learn from the master

[Mataan_Ciideed]

black velvet

so you're trying to man up and take my fair lady laqanyo from me?? u wanna compete with me? have u lost your mind??!!!!!!.

okay, let's do a wee wee measuring contest, u show yours first!!.

[black velvet]

I don't swing that way, sorry


...you throw out a few lines and you get all sorts running after you dang!

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

5 tea spoons of understanding
10 spoons of bubbly fused with an essence of lively
and out going
Big big table spoon of listening ta raatid!

a pasty layer of freak beneath the fruity body of
respect, decorated with creamy swirls of care
and love for herself.

3 servings of truthful, 1 heap of down to earth
blended together in bowl of ambition and vision
then heated with a burning passion for greatness.
served with juicy slices of imagination and washed
down with the kindness and purest appreciation,

chilled with cubes of independence and spun with
an edge of diva baby yeaa! on a beach of humility
with the shine of confidence beating down and
kissing the skin with a cool breeze of affection
cooling the air over looking oceans of 'down
for what ever'.

by Raphel Jarrel Blake

White boys and their corny ass love poems

A real Somali dude's list would look like this:

Koob dheer of wax maqal
Caag buuxo of jikada muluq ka sii
Tarmuus weyn of cuntada cusbada ku yaree oo sonkorta ha ku badinin
Nus kiilo of caruurta ilaali
Qaado yar of iska baashaal marmar

[LaQaNyO]

Can the real BV plz stand up.... plz stand up

[black velvet]

Laqanyo

White boys and their corny ass love poems

A real Somali dude's list would look like this:

Koob dheer of wax maqal
Caag buuxo of jikada muluq ka sii
Tarmuus weyn of cuntada cusbada ku yaree oo sonkorta ha ku badinin
Nus kiilo of caruurta ilaali
Qaado yar of iska baashaal marmar

YFresh I am worried about your low standards wth

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

White boys and their corny ass love poems

A real Somali dude's list would look like this:

Koob dheer of wax maqal
Caag buuxo of jikada muluq ka sii
Tarmuus weyn of cuntada cusbada ku yaree oo sonkorta ha ku badinin
Nus kiilo of caruurta ilaali
Qaado yar of iska baashaal marmar

YFresh I am worried about your low standards wth

Nah, that's price of admission stuff right there...inta kale, we can negotiate through dialogue, mutual consultation and dharbaaxo kulul.

[black velvet]

Nah, that's price of admission stuff right there...inta kale, we can negotiate through dialogue, mutual consultation and dharbaaxo kulul.

Why don't you just do as she says instead of her having to beat you up

[LaQaNyO]

BV, All sound now?

Yung- Dharbaxo kulul? Have you ever suffered from 'slap-cheeck syndrome' by any chance?... Honestly, most people who've been previously diagnosed with the illness... now have this tendency of communicating through 'dharbaxo kulul' .... Go see your doctors pal xaladu wa middle east..
Ps: Ilaahey ha ku sakhiro...

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

Nah, that's price of admission stuff right there...inta kale, we can negotiate through dialogue, mutual consultation and dharbaaxo kulul.

Why don't you just do as she says instead of her having to beat you up

Beat me up aa? Maya maya, I'm Mr. Yungnfresh...walle I'll throw a left hook at the first sudden movement she makes, even if she tries to stretch while she's around me. This ain't "Enough" with J-Lo or nuthin

Laqanyo, that's a good excuse to use in court (if the xaas manages to escape one day and tell her story)....thanks walaashiis!