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Re: yummy mummy

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:lol: :lol:

abdi, waxaas waa shuqul gaalo saxiib. :down:
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SOMALI WOMEN JUST POP ONE OUT AFTER THE OTHER..... THEY FORGET ABOUT THEIR BODIES!!

AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FAMILY PLANNING TO THEM :roll: :roll: :roll:
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HELWAA wrote:You cant compare a cadaan woman to somali.Naagaha soomalida sida degaaga ayey wax oo dhalaan.Habeenka ay 40tan baxdo ayaa mid kale laga gaarsinaya.Baruurti hore oo dhicin bay to kale sii foolaysa.Most white women have goals in life they plan every step in their livs, they get back in shape , go back to work etc etc while most soomali women become best friend with baasto iyo bariis iyo sariirti xagay iga xigta.No family planning what so ever.....WAA JUST UUN XABAD BAC WAYNE AH DHAC..DABDO HA SII FIDO..No EXERCISE...NO HEALTHY FOOD.....HAMBADA CIYAALKA KA DHARAG SEEXO.Habeenkiina waa tafadal yaa cami. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: helwaa you should be a family planner for somali families, you would earn tons of money and make lots of women dream come true!! :up:
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When i see dumar gaboobay with little kids aan dhali karo..i feel kinda disgusted.
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surrender wrote:
HELWAA wrote:You cant compare a cadaan woman to somali.Naagaha soomalida sida degaaga ayey wax oo dhalaan.Habeenka ay 40tan baxdo ayaa mid kale laga gaarsinaya.Baruurti hore oo dhicin bay to kale sii foolaysa.Most white women have goals in life they plan every step in their livs, they get back in shape , go back to work etc etc while most soomali women become best friend with baasto iyo bariis iyo sariirti xagay iga xigta.No family planning what so ever.....WAA JUST UUN XABAD BAC WAYNE AH DHAC..DABDO HA SII FIDO..No EXERCISE...NO HEALTHY FOOD.....HAMBADA CIYAALKA KA DHARAG SEEXO.Habeenkiina waa tafadal yaa cami. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: helwaa you should be a family planner for somali families, you would earn tons of money and make lots of women dream come true!! :up:
No thanks. Naagahan iyaga caruurta raba walaal , nobody is forcing them to have a kid every year thats their choice.
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Enlightened~Sista wrote:When i see dumar gaboobay with little kids aan dhali karo..i feel kinda disgusted.
don't say that!! ubadka ilaahay baa bixiya. ha la yaabin hana ku caayin!! ilaahoow iga kori dheh :up:
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suga i cant help it...ilaahay wuu bixiyaa but theres something called contraception.
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Enlightened~Sista wrote:suga i cant help it...ilaahay wuu bixiyaa but theres something called contraception.
i understand, but a lot of women get married late. so they concieve afterwards. marka ha u maleeyn in ee naagaha sidii doradii iska dhalaan. qof kastaba waa si.

besides, walaalo. we can all have our own opinions, but waxaa jira wax 'gaf' la yidhaah, and sometimes we just say things without thinkin.

helwaa baan u baqayaa walle. naa hooy gafta iska ilaali. ilaahay gafka wuu kaa yeersiyaa ee kaagama tago!
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suga_n_spice wrote:
Enlightened~Sista wrote:suga i cant help it...ilaahay wuu bixiyaa but theres something called contraception.
i understand, but a lot of women get married late. so they concieve afterwards. marka ha u maleeyn in ee naagaha sidii doradii iska dhalaan. qof kastaba waa si.

besides, walaalo. we can all have our own opinions, but waxaa jira wax 'gaf' la yidhaah, and sometimes we just say things without thinkin.

helwaa baan u baqayaa walle. naa hooy gafta iska ilaali. ilaahay gafka wuu kaa yeersiyaa ee kaagama tago!
Gaf maxaya ka hadleysa?
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Helwaa i was wondering the same thing.
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E sista

It seems to me Suga changed the topic...Topica wuxu ku saabsana sababta ee naagaha soomalidu jirkooga isku dhex yaaca markey wax dhalaan.Marka anigu ma fahmin gafkan aan galay ee iyado ku hadleyso. :roll:
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it has been proven by science researchers that men store fat on their stomachs, and that women store fat on their butts, hips, and thighs.

so to all the somali women out there, do not be concerned, and feel free to gain weight, becuase you'll gain most of that weight on your ass, hips and thighs!. :rose:
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suga_n_spice wrote:some of the ladies i know complain that if they breastfeed, the sista's will head south :down: :lol:

This is a girly topic and I would not naturally take part in such discussions, alas, my darn hobby brought me here. You see, I am neither a woman nor a midwife but being a red blooded male I would like to think that I know a thing or two about breasts. This is how I came across the information I am about to share with you.

When a woman gives birth her breasts go south regardless of the fact that she breastfed or did not. It is to do with all the changes that take place in her body the minute she gets pregnant. There are countless hormones flying around her body. Her skin gets better. Her hair shinier. Her breasts firmer. But once she gives birth and the body has no further need for the extra fat or hormones, things usually go back to normal. However, two areas suffer. The first is the, err, baby tunnel and the second are the breasts. I mean, come on, imagine a tyre that gets inflated full of air and then gets suddenly deflated, what would happen to it? What would it look like? Exactly!

There is an expression the little people usually use when they’ve done contributing to a topic. What was it again? Oh yes! Ahem..this is my two coins or something..
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Re: yummy mummy

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Paddington Bear wrote:
When a woman gives birth her breasts go south regardless of the fact that she breastfed or did not. It is to do with all the changes that take place in her body the minute she gets pregnant. There are countless hormones flying around her body. Her skin gets better. Her hair shinier. Her breasts firmer. But once she gives birth and the body has no further need for the extra fat or hormones, things usually go back to normal. However, two areas suffer. The first is the, err, baby tunnel and the second are the breasts. I mean, come on, imagine a tyre that gets inflated full of air and then gets suddenly deflated, what would happen to it? What would it look like? Exactly!


I said the same thing once and i became the laughing stock of snet for a while.
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ES,
The chairman of the board once said (come on, sing it with me):

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round
They all laughed when Edison recorded sound
They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother when they said that man could fly
They told Marconi wireless was a phony, it's the same old cry
They laughed at me wanting you, said I was reaching for the moon
But oh, you came through, now they'll have to change their tune
They all said we never could be happy, they laughed at us and how!
But ho, ho, ho! Who's got the last laugh now?
They all laughed at Rockefeller Center, now they're fighting to get in
They all laughed at Whitney and his cotton gin
They all laughed Fulton and his steamboat, Hershey and his chocolate bar
Ford and his Lizzie, kept the laughers busy, that's how people are
They laughed at me wanting you, said it would be, "Hello, Goodbye."
But oh, you came through, now they're eating humble pie
They all said we'd never get together, darling, let's take a bow
For ho, ho, ho! Who's got the last laugh?
Hee, hee, hee! Let's at the past laugh, Ha, ha, ha! Who's got the last laugh now?
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