Sleep Paralysis

[Paddington Bear]

These Jinn and Shaydans are everywhere waiting for us to slip so that they can hump us like rabid dogs. Sleep on your tummy and the Jinn will sexually abuse you. Sing in the toilet and they'll jump right through your vocal cords. Piss standing up and..err..

[gurey25]

i think preventing the sleeping on your stomach bit is about preventing masturbation, and the shaydan bit is just a faiy tale

[Dudaaye]

[Paddington Bear]

i think preventing the sleeping on your stomach bit is about preventing masturbation, and the shaydan bit is just a faiy tale

You're either talking about girls here or a hole in the mattress!

[Macaaney_1991]

These Jinn and Shaydans are everywhere waiting for us to slip so that they can hump us like rabid dogs. Sleep on your tummy and the Jinn will sexually abuse you. Sing in the toilet and they'll jump right through your vocal cords. Piss standing up and..err..

what do they do if u sleep on your back?

[Paddington Bear]

You know that weight you said you felt on your chest, Macaaney.....
Sleeping on your side is probably best because it aids breathing and is the accepted ‘recovery’ position. I mean it’s not as if a Jinn can not abuse you from the other side, is it?

[Cawar]

Disconnection between Body and brain..its normal and happens to almost everyone some time in their life.

No Jinn or Shaytan involved..


@Shaytan doing humans in their sleep..which reminds me of somali saying..
war Afur yuusan shaydaanku kaa hor afurine..as if Iblis was fasting.

[gurey25]

jin ass bandits..
beware!!!

do not sleep on your stomach

[Crazy Cat Lady]

I sleep on my tummy
Have I been molested by the shaydaan all these years without knowing?

[Macaaney_1991]

You know that weight you said you felt on your chest, Macaaney.....
Sleeping on your side is probably best because it aids breathing and is the accepted ‘recovery’ position. I mean it’s not as if a Jinn can not abuse you from the other side, is it?

[Paddington Bear]

I sleep on my tummy
Have I been molested by the shaydaan all these years without knowing?

You disgust me, you Shaydan left over you.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

I sleep on my tummy
Have I been molested by the shaydaan all these years without knowing?

You disgust me, you Shaydan left over you.

Again, you make no sense in this sentence dearest PB. I'm starting to suspect that you are a freshie

[Xamud.]

I sleep on my tummy
Have I been molested by the shaydaan all these years without knowing?

This explains a lot.

[Paddington Bear]

I sleep on my tummy
Have I been molested by the shaydaan all these years without knowing?

You disgust me, you Shaydan left over you.

Again, you make no sense in this sentence dearest PB. I'm starting to suspect that you are a freshie

I was born a 'freshie', darling. But what has that got to do with the price of qat?

As for the sentence, you're clever enough to rise above mere typing errors. The sentence is perfectly correct.

You (as in you CCL) disgust (as in sicken) me (yours truly), (punctuation)...you (CCL again) Shaydan (Lucifer himself) leftover (the place where the typo occured and also means: left behind) you (CCL again but included for emphasis, informally).

Lets read the entire sentence again:

You disgust me, you shaydan leftover YOU.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

^ I see.I thought you meant the shaydaan left (where? )because of me.
Why do you use this so much?