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Mad May wrote: Grandpa, xaal qaado (sorry? )

Fake apologies dont count

abdalla11 wrote:Is it today 'fry grandpa khaliif day'

its like they're looking for their child support like im their baby daddy shit foqol shit

grandpakhalif wrote:

abdalla11 wrote:Is it today 'fry grandpa khaliif day'

its like they're looking for their child support like im their baby daddy shit foqol shit

Since you joined the sade private group you're hot tempered, you had a better life as a sheegato. Think about giving your access to Wagardhac, he will drive them crazy.

Screw the natural order! Don't wait for a nigga to approach you..ladies

Mad May wrote: Grandpa, xaal qaado (sorry? )

your lucky your in UK thats all.

BlackVelvet wrote:

Cirwaaq wrote:For those that believe there will always be plenthy of buses to follow the one they missed... They need to be told some bus stops are Request Only and the Bus will never stop till you stick your handout.

Any hand?



I just missed this old woman

For you i will accept even your foot just make sure it aint hairy.

gedo_gurl wrote:Whaaaaaat!? Which group kidnap women? ba'ayeey! I hope they keep it in the family

Actually sheikhaals do it, when I was in dhagaxbuur I went to our neighbors wedding, where he had kidnapped the girl from her families house. Her family didn't even know about it either, she will tell them after a week of being married to the guy. Apparently, if the guy doesn't take the girl then he's seen as a fuuley. She looked happy

Perfect_Order wrote:

gedo_gurl wrote:Whaaaaaat!? Which group kidnap women? ba'ayeey! I hope they keep it in the family

Actually sheikhaals do it, when I was in dhagaxbuur I went to our neighbors wedding, where he had kidnapped the girl from her families house. Her family didn't even know about it either, she will tell them after a week of being married to the guy. Apparently, if the guy doesn't take the girl then he's seen as a fuuley. She looked happy

Wallee..I never knew a Somali clan does that...is that just in Dhagaxbuur mise waa Sheikhaal culture

It's just sheikhaals from what I know. Nice couple, the guy si ficaan bu is soo dhowayay.

Is that why you convinced yourself she looked happy? Because he gave you federation iyo fiimto

*Kidding*

When are you writing your next story?

It doesnt matter now days

both guys/girls equally do the approaching.

there is no such thing as federation at the weddings its hilib adhi, hilib adhi, and hilib adhi, with shaani habbi la la dhacay (yes its an actual drink from SL)

And the girl is in on it too duh, they have it all planned out.

My next story is going to be awesome, most terrifying experience of my life but thats all I can say now.

Advo wrote:It doesnt matter now days

both guys/girls equally do the approaching.

If the girl doesnt approach the guy...what happens?

PO,
Federation is the food of Kings...best of both world baa la yiraahaa.

I love Shaani...we have it here too...cept we dont add that extra fruity bit on the end. Cant wait for the next one btw, keep 'em coming

gedo_gurl wrote: If the girl doesnt approach the guy...what happens?

Nothing; she just lost big time and with illogical decisions like that--her life must be bleak.

Good to hear that Advo....you worried me for a while there...