Types of Somali Men and Women

[marcassmith]

Brilliant list marcussmith, although some of your examples are way off so I will correct it for you:

Men

1. The relgious Type - has ambitious of dying a martyr, but is so recovered from the battle fields. Indulgences in local mosque talks; though often questioning the validity of the words of the sheikh, compares ideas with friends of similar type. Has visited extremist website at least once. Has taken part in demonstrations against groups seeking to attack Muslims. Rather educated, possibly an engineering/ science graduate. Has a linear way of thinking. Has very high principles. Examples include: Abdisamad, Somalistar

2. The Educated Type - 'Mr I Am All That' but is living in delusion of nothingness, like his female counterpart, is a practising self-hater. Very Somali in nature, has all the tendencies but is too busy condemning 'his people'. Very removed from Somali society in general. Thinks dating a white chick is the equivalent of moving up the social hierarchy. Very empty inside, very judgemental, very ignorant but usually considered successful by the society in which he lives in. Examples include: Voltage, Murax, TwistedLogic, FAH

3. The Faraax Type The most despised of the men. Reminds all people of what they ‘should be’, but didn’t not become. Commands respect in the community due to eloquence of Somali. Has the potential to succeed through his tough attitude but is lazy not by choice but due to lack of opportunites. Regularly chew khat. Occasionally good with the ladies. In some cases, still awaiting citizenship.
Examples include: Examples include: Emperior, Abdiwahab, Dr Yalaxow, SahanGalbeed

Women

1. The Religious Type - too busy chasing reverts, going to Islamic lectures circuits, has fundamental issues with the religion but too busy pretending to be good. works very hard to learn about Islam. Has abnormally high number of non-Somali Ikhwani female friends. usually from from Arabia and Indian-subcontinent and reverted sisters. Suppresses all forms of desires. Very judgemental. Examples include: Surrender

2. The Educated Type - too busy celebrating her own greatest but is very insecure deep down. Never shows weakness, willing to try different experiences but is not out of conviction but appeasing 'others' - usually work colleague or school friends. Thinks other Somali men are inferior to her but knows she will end up marrying one of them. lol. Examples include: Enlightened Sister, Alluring, Nabeela

3. Xalimo Type - always critical about somali men, has limited gasps of English, living in the west long time but still acts fresh. Waiting to get married. Enjoys watching weddings videos and comments on the dress sense of other people. Examples include: Kambuli, Helwa, Babygirl

Basra - currently undiagnosed

Spot on.

[Lord Diplock]

This is hilarious, I guess am the regular farax

[grandpakhalif]

Marcass smith thank you for this compliment I try to keep in line with my deen although sometimes I stray from it. But the likes of hyperactive are in a whole different tier and may be more knowledgable than me, and this should be acknowledged.

[Murax]

[quote="marcassmith"]Men

1. The relgious Type - has ambitious of dying a martyr, but is so recovered from the battle fields. Indulgences in local mosque talks; though often questioning the validity of the words of the sheikh, compares ideas with friends of similar type. Has visited extremist website at least once. Has taken part in demonstrations against groups seeking to attack Muslims. Rather educated, possibly an engineering/ science graduate. Has a linear way of thinking. Has very high principles. Examples include: Grandpakhalif, Shirib, Hyperactive and GaajoUnit

2. The Educated Type - 'Mr I Am All That' but is living in delusion of nothingness, like his female counterpart, is a practising self-hater. Very Somali in nature, has all the tendencies but is too busy condemning 'his people'. Very removed from Somali society in general. Thinks dating a white chick is the equivalent of moving up the social hierarchy. Very empty inside, very judgemental, very ignorant but usually considered successful by the society in which he lives in. Examples include: FAH1223, Twisted Logic, Voltage and Sadeboi




LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


Overall brillaince, but You're ay off in calling E Sista Reliigous. Infact She is by far the least Religious person here.

The work on the Faarax was amazing especially the part about commanding respect due to eloquence in Somali. I see those Guys in real life, and the fact that they are so Somali intuned gets them respect. Also LOOOOL at the Sisters "Dying for reverts" Relgious sisters. I don't think Surrender is that, but it is true that Somali Religious Sisters liteirly pull missions to marry a Cadaan Revert, to the verge of desperation. Also LOL at hte "Linear way of thinking" for the male "Religious men" and this "Indulgences in local mosque talks; though often questioning the validity of the words of the sheikh, compares ideas with friends of similar type."

Your observing is ON POINT

[Cumar-Labasuul]

Brilliant list marcussmith, although some of your examples are way off so I will correct it for you:


Women

1. The Religious Type - too busy chasing reverts, going to Islamic lectures circuits, has fundamental issues with the religion but too busy try to be good. works very hard to learn about Islam. Has abnormally high number of non-Somali Ikhwani female friends. usually from from Arabia and Indian-subcontinent and reverted sisters. Suppresses all forms of desires. Very judgemental. Examples include: Surrender

i have never personaly met a revert, Alhamdulilaah. the rest might be true. but hey how come im the only person in that list? are you saying there are no Religious Somali girls in this forum?

Sorry I could only think of you, why don't you give me some names then

[Nabeela]

2. The Educated Type - too busy celebrating her own greatest but is very insecure deep down. Never shows weakness, willing to try different experiences but is not out of conviction but appeasing 'others' - usually work colleague or school friends. Thinks other Somali men are inferior to her but knows she will end up marrying one of them. lol. Examples include: Enlightened Sister, Alluring, Nabeela

Say whaaaaaat, insecure? thinks Somali men are inferior? you netters say the darndest things.

[marcassmith]

Nabeela, Many hold this view. Mind you, this is written from a male point of view. I am quite sure you see things different.

[Nabeela]

Nevertheless, completely and utterly rubbish assumption.

[sadeboi]

I find your categorization of me as an insult, insinuating that I am delusional, ignorant, self-hating, with a low self-esteem, and empty inside. Marc I want you to be aware,the next time you try to attempt to label and categorize individuals,that only a mere portion of their personalities are presented on this site, and for some members, a fictional persona is presented.

[Twisted_Logic]

Men


2. The Educated Type - 'Mr I Am All That' but is living in delusion of nothingness, like his female counterpart, is a practising self-hater. Very Somali in nature, has all the tendencies but is too busy condemning 'his people'. Very removed from Somali society in general. Thinks dating a white chick is the equivalent of moving up the social hierarchy. Very empty inside, very judgemental, very ignorant but usually considered successful by the society in which he lives in. Examples include: FAH1223, Twisted Logic, Voltage and Sadeboi

You got me ALL WRONG, dude. I am not in the condemning business, let alone condemning my people. I don't like non-Somali girls, I am down-to-earth and NO there is no way in hell anyone has ever called me "ignorant, judgmental." Dude, you don't have the slightest clue about me. Your lists are hilarious though, in a good way

[Twisted_Logic]

By the way, I don't chew or smoke

[sadeboi]

I did not even see the non-somali women part, this guy if he knew I laugh at people who think they have to be like the white people or what not and are cool marrying outside of somali. P.s I have no problems with marrying a non-somali.