ConfeSsion!

[SomaliLoverman]

Are you 2 a couple?

[Jamac_Yare]

^Lool Ewwwwwwww!!

M-M yeah I remember.. How can I forget when you got slapped around by them little barled's.. Good times

i didnt knw your the link MM allways talks about to the mandem

I felt sorry for him..

i feel sorry 4 you if what he told the mandem is true

[DisplacedDiraac]

^Lool Ewwwwwwww!!

M-M yeah I remember.. How can I forget when you got slapped around by them little barled's.. Good times

i didnt get slapped iyo you wasnt even there you was in the chip shop

Than why was you red for?.. And what was the point in throwing around granby gang signs...

[military-mind]

Than why was you red for?.. And what was the point in throwing around granby gang signs...

lol@granby gang signs

that was me trying to wipe the lipstick of my cheek when that girl kissed me.. thats why my cheeks were red

why you trying to make me look bad.. dont kill my snet rep woman

[KingMJ]

Than why was you red for?.. And what was the point in throwing around granby gang signs...

lol@granby gang signs

that was me trying to wipe the lipstick of my cheek when that girl kissed me.. thats why my cheeks were red

why you trying to make me look bad.. dont kill my snet rep woman

Haaaaaaaaa

[DisplacedDiraac]

You do know I only bought you them jaffa cakes because I believed you got attacked.. and now you telling me you got a kiss from the scouser version of Vicky Pollard..

[DANGIRL]

I haven’t showered in 5 days and black people are ruining twitter for me.

*heads over to tumblr*

[KingMJ]

I haven’t showered in 5 days and black people are ruining twitter for me.

*heads over to tumblr*

What are black people doing?

[KingMJ]

Military, I thought you were a North london yiddo

Are you a scouser warya?

[military-mind]

You do know I only bought you them jaffa cakes because I believed you got attacked.. and now you telling me you got a kiss from the scouser version of Vicky Pollard..

actually she was the scouser version of 'hoor al ayn' iyo dont start the jaffa cakes thing again.. you know you got them for yourself (diet my foot).. i hate jaffa cakes

did you get those tickets for that thing on new years eve?


KingMJ, Im North londoner from tottenham COYS

[KingMJ]

Do you live near 7 sisters and edmonton.

Walahi I heard about this somali guy who just went out to the shop last friday and some guys hit him over the head with something and he got shanked 11 times in the leg. He lost a lot of blood but alhamdulillah I think he is ok now

[Ninxoon2]

i lost my wallet today.

[siren]

ok...i was watching irobot and really had to pee, but i held on and waited it out for the bloody adds, whiles waiting i was sipping some fezzie drink...........bad idea i know..its spastic, but i just figured im going to the loo in a few minutes and also im sweettooth somali i couldnt resist it so there i was drinking whiles almost pissing myself waiting for the adds, they came and i ran upstairs to the toilet and AAAAAAAAAARGH someone is in the toilet, i thought about doing it in a bottle but remembered tramps do it outside and agreed with the method,so i runned towards the door, stumbled and fell down halfway down the stairs whiles pissing myself, at the bottom of the stairs i was immersed in a pool of my own piss and felt like shiting.

[DisplacedDiraac]

did you get those tickets for that thing on new years eve?

I thought you was ganna go and get them?.. I only have 13p in my account
Ow I almost forgot when are you going to give me my allowance? I need them Ugg boots asap!!

[military-mind]

Do you live near 7 sisters and edmonton.

Walahi I heard about this somali guy who just went out to the shop last friday and some guys hit him over the head with something and he got shanked 11 times in the leg. He lost a lot of blood but alhamdulillah I think he is ok now

i heared that i won the lottery last week

I thought you was ganna go and get them?.. I only have 13p in my account
Ow I almost forgot when are you going to give me my allowance? I need them Ugg boots asap!!

yea 13p

ugg boots wa haram