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WestLdnShawty wrote:

Jamac_Yare wrote:

WestLdnShawty wrote:^Lool Ewwwwwwww!!

M-M yeah I remember.. How can I forget when you got slapped around by them little barled's.. Good times

i didnt knw your the link MM allways talks about to the mandem

I felt sorry for him..

military-mind wrote:

WestLdnShawty wrote:^Lool Ewwwwwwww!!

M-M yeah I remember.. How can I forget when you got slapped around by them little barled's.. Good times

i didnt get slapped iyo you wasnt even there you was in the chip shop

Than why was you red for?.. And what was the point in throwing around granby gang signs...

WestLdnShawty wrote:Than why was you red for?.. And what was the point in throwing around granby gang signs...

military-mind wrote:

WestLdnShawty wrote:Than why was you red for?.. And what was the point in throwing around granby gang signs...

lol@granby gang signs

that was me trying to wipe the lipstick of my cheek when that girl kissed me.. thats why my cheeks were red

why you trying to make me look bad.. dont kill my snet rep woman

DANGIRL wrote:I haven’t showered in 5 days and black people are ruining twitter for me.

*heads over to tumblr*

WestLdnShawty wrote:
You do know I only bought you them jaffa cakes because I believed you got attacked.. and now you telling me you got a kiss from the scouser version of Vicky Pollard..

ibrahimcw wrote:ok...i was watching irobot and really had to pee, but i held on and waited it out for the bloody adds, whiles waiting i was sipping some fezzie drink...........bad idea i know..its spastic, but i just figured im going to the loo in a few minutes and also im sweettooth somali i couldnt resist it so there i was drinking whiles almost pissing myself waiting for the adds, they came and i ran upstairs to the toilet and AAAAAAAAAARGH someone is in the toilet, i thought about doing it in a bottle but remembered tramps do it outside and agreed with the method,so i runned towards the door, stumbled and fell down halfway down the stairs whiles pissing myself, at the bottom of the stairs i was immersed in a pool of my own piss and felt like shiting.

military-mind wrote:
did you get those tickets for that thing on new years eve?

I thought you was ganna go and get them?.. I only have 13p in my account
Ow I almost forgot when are you going to give me my allowance? I need them Ugg boots asap!!

KingMJ wrote:Do you live near 7 sisters and edmonton.

Walahi I heard about this somali guy who just went out to the shop last friday and some guys hit him over the head with something and he got shanked 11 times in the leg. He lost a lot of blood but alhamdulillah I think he is ok now

WestLdnShawty wrote:I thought you was ganna go and get them?.. I only have 13p in my account
Ow I almost forgot when are you going to give me my allowance? I need them Ugg boots asap!!