OMG....I had a one night stand and i am pregnant....

[Scarletmoon1]

How could you call Al-Shabaab?

Telephones are haraam according to them

[KingMJ]

How could you call Al-Shabaab?
Telephones are haraam according to them

No way did they call phones haraam?

[Scarletmoon1]

How could you call Al-Shabaab?
Telephones are haraam according to them

No way did they call phones haraam?

Who knows? They went as far as banning underwear so I wouldn't be surprised

[Du$ty]

Akhi Nobleman

[Jamac_Yare]

Akhi Nobleman

dont akhii that puusio if that was me or you
Banned with imidiate effect

[KingMJ]

How could you call Al-Shabaab?
Telephones are haraam according to them

No way did they call phones haraam?

Who knows? They went as far as banning underwear so I wouldn't be surprised

I thought that was a lie, wasn't that some story that was saying they banned bras so they can feel up passing girls without bras getting in the way

[Basra-]

jamac yere---dont worry walaal--no one knows your secret.



King----my gossip circle informs me that--the al shabaab banned 'bras' because-- the leader of the al shabaab--saw a seemingly young looking woman with perky up breasts and he insisted an arranged marriage be made on his behalf. On the night of the honeymoond--it is alleged that the woman, removed her bras-and the breast did not stay up and perky anymore. The al shabaab leader was outraged. He banned bras because he was tricked.

[KingMJ]

King----my gossip circle informs me that--the al shabaab banned 'bras' because-- the leader of the al shabaab--saw a seemingly young looking woman with perky up breasts and he insisted an arranged marriage be made on his behalf. On the night of the honeymoond--it is alleged that the woman, removed her bras-and the breast did not stay up and perky anymore. The al shabaab leader was outraged. He banned bras because he was tricked.

He should ban those vests that make fat women look slim and that butt pad thing too. Plus all those fake female products

[Basra-]

King

fat under vest suits are ok. it doesnt harm anyone, nor does it trick anyone. if u r fat, u r fat.

[Scarletmoon1]

Al-Shabaab are uneducayed idiots so they wouldnt know much about gravity force

[Jamac_Yare]

jamac yere---dont worry walaal--no one knows your secret.

dont walal me saac yahoow futada qadmoon

[Basra-]

[quote="Jamac_Yare"][quote="Basra-"]jamac yere---dont worry walaal--no one knows your secret.



[/quote]

dont walal me saac yahoow futada qadmoon[/quote]

[kadarre]

So Basra has come to a conclusion that not every Abgaal is hung like a donkey. Atleast he didn't shoot blanks.

[Basra-]

Kadare, hush up young boy.

[Nabeela]

jamac yere---dont worry walaal--no one knows your secret.



King----my gossip circle informs me that--the al shabaab banned 'bras' because-- the leader of the al shabaab--saw a seemingly young looking woman with perky up breasts and he insisted an arranged marriage be made on his behalf. On the night of the honeymoond--it is alleged that the woman, removed her bras-and the breast did not stay up and perky anymore. The al shabaab leader was outraged. He banned bras because he was tricked.