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yungnfresh wrote:
WiglessBidaar wrote:No, I just got a message from a kid called yungnfresh. Is he a Mod? Never seen him before in all my years on the board. Looks like a stripling who joined the Republic of Somnet yesterday. I don't know what his warning is about or if he's just horsing around. Why don't they give these disciplinarian powers to the veterans instead of newcomers?
I deleted ur post and sent u a warning for the exact reason it said in the warning...mocking the Quran and making sarcastic comments about Allah. You're free to make your homo-erotic comments and entertain yourself by mimicking a coked-up aristocrat from the Elizabethan era, but our religion (and clearly not yours) is not for play...make comments like the one I deleted and so too shall expeditious deletion be it's most wretched fate, comrade.
By which fella were you raped as a child waraa? You're projecting your childhood trauma onto me.

Your message says nothing about the deen. It only has a subject heading titled Warning and a quote of my response to Voltage. Nothing about mocking anybody. And I've made no references to Allah at all. The nearest thing I can think of is my allusion to the Quran about which I've said nothing disparaging.

I understand that you've only just had your umbilcol cord severed having joined the board in the last two years, but try to outfit yourself with the facts before you come undone.
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globe:Naga kala daa ninyaho,imika ma waxaad na leedahy,gabadh xijaabsan (Jeanified maybe but hijab nonetheless) ayaa tidhi aan ka qeyb galo filim wasmo ah
Malaha you had a episode sxb where reality and fantazy some how merged
You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the globetrotters fantazy zone
I kid sxb,laakiin it's just a little bit too much to digest
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934 wrote:
globetrotter2 wrote:Yungnfresh,
With all due respect, our islamic faith is so solid that it can withstand sporadic bashing.
Listen to this lust.
What is your point tinybrain?
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seemeyer wrote:globe:Naga kala daa ninyaho,imika ma waxaad na leedahy,gabadh xijaabsan (Jeanified maybe but hijab nonetheless) ayaa tidhi aan ka qeyb galo filim wasmo ah
Malaha you had a episode sxb where reality and fantazy some how merged
You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the globetrotters fantazy zone
I kid sxb,laakiin it's just a little bit too much to digest
Seemeyer, the hijab has become the dresscode for vice. Do your own research man; take any tube station in the vicinity of somalistans (Amsterdam, Rome, London, Oslo, Stockholm) and you will find many hijabified women taking the trains only to remove them when they approach somali free areas.
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seemeyer wrote:globe:Naga kala daa ninyaho,imika ma waxaad na leedahy,gabadh xijaabsan (Jeanified maybe but hijab nonetheless) ayaa tidhi aan ka qeyb galo filim wasmo ah
Malaha you had a episode sxb where reality and fantazy some how merged
You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the globetrotters fantazy zone
I kid sxb,laakiin it's just a little bit too much to digest
Who was it who said that reality is not only stranger than we suppose, but stranger than we can suppose?

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globetrotter2 wrote: Seemeyer, the hijab has become the dresscode for vice. Do your own research man; take any tube station in the vicinity of somalistans (Amsterdam, Rome, London, Oslo, Stockholm) and you will find many hijabified women taking the trains only to remove them when they approach somali free areas.
Subhanallah,that's a horrible phrase marka hore

As for that Somalistan vicinity you speak of I have only ever seen the London angle
In that area I have seen some shenanigans carried out by Halimos of ill repute,but non that I've seen wore a hijab.Then again maybe I've led a sheltered life to an extent
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globetrotter2 wrote:Shakespeare once wrote that the venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.
The sons of Adam have been marked by envy since the first advanced gorilla put on knickers, stole into a barn and made off with a rival's wife. It's in the blood. The trousered ape is animated by the desire to outbid, outwit and outmanoeuvre his competitors.

No rational man condemns ogling another's good fortune because it calls to mind the Orwellian Thought Police. Have you ever stumbled upon your Fatima obscenely flirting with some other guy? Have you seen her push up her jiggly things things against some handsome dog who whispers soft words in her ears and flush red with anger? Have you driven round an affluent neighbourhood of whitewashed properties lined with pine trees and beautifully waxed ferraris in the garage and thought "Gee, I could imagine living here"? Did you ever wish you were as tall as Ibn Towelhead or as slim as your granny's cat?

All these are manifestations of jealousy, and all are a spur to action. I recommend it.
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globetrotter2 wrote:Yungnfresh,
With all due respect, our islamic faith is so solid that it can withstand sporadic bashing. Tolerance my friend and counter arguments do always the trick.
Nah bro, making direct insults towards the Diin is a huge violation no matter how solid our faith is.
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seemeyer wrote:
globetrotter2 wrote: Seemeyer, the hijab has become the dresscode for vice. Do your own research man; take any tube station in the vicinity of somalistans (Amsterdam, Rome, London, Oslo, Stockholm) and you will find many hijabified women taking the trains only to remove them when they approach somali free areas.
Subhanallah,that's a horrible phrase marka hore

As for that Somalistan vicinity you speak of I have only ever seen the London angle
In that area I have seen some shenanigans carried out by Halimos of ill repute,but non that I've seen wore a hijab.Then again maybe I've led a sheltered life to an extent
Dear Seemeyer,

Horrible phrase? That is based on reality. Islam is more than a dress. It is a faith embedded into the heart and mind. SOme sickos have persuaded our people that islam is a dresscode. It is abused. If I want to pick a somali lady for a one night stand or for a long lasting relationship, I go for one with hijab because I know that I might hit clonedike.

We need to fight sick wadaads whose discourse is based on exterior.
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yungnfresh wrote:
globetrotter2 wrote:Yungnfresh,
With all due respect, our islamic faith is so solid that it can withstand sporadic bashing. Tolerance my friend and counter arguments do always the trick.
Nah bro, making direct insults towards the Diin is a huge violation no matter how solid our faith is.
Ok, I agree there are limits but we should accept that our diin can withstand human mockery.
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WiglessBidaar wrote:
yungnfresh wrote:
WiglessBidaar wrote:No, I just got a message from a kid called yungnfresh. Is he a Mod? Never seen him before in all my years on the board. Looks like a stripling who joined the Republic of Somnet yesterday. I don't know what his warning is about or if he's just horsing around. Why don't they give these disciplinarian powers to the veterans instead of newcomers?
I deleted ur post and sent u a warning for the exact reason it said in the warning...mocking the Quran and making sarcastic comments about Allah. You're free to make your homo-erotic comments and entertain yourself by mimicking a coked-up aristocrat from the Elizabethan era, but our religion (and clearly not yours) is not for play...make comments like the one I deleted and so too shall expeditious deletion be it's most wretched fate, comrade.
By which fella were you raped as a child waraa? You're projecting your childhood trauma onto me.

Your message says nothing about the deen. It only has a subject heading titled Warning and a quote of my response to Voltage. Nothing about mocking anybody. And I've made no references to Allah at all. The nearest thing I can think of is my allusion to the Quran about which I've said nothing disparaging.

I understand that you've only just had your umbilcol cord severed having joined the board in the last two years, but try to outfit yourself with the facts before you come undone.
Anyways, I quoted the post to u so u would know what I was referring to since it was deleted. I gave u the reason it was deleted under the post. You mocked the Quran and went on a homo rant ending with "For the sake of Allah".

You can post whatever u want, I don't care, just leave your degrading comments about the Quran/Allah/Islam out of it and we're good.
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globetrotter2 wrote:
yungnfresh wrote:
globetrotter2 wrote:Yungnfresh,
With all due respect, our islamic faith is so solid that it can withstand sporadic bashing. Tolerance my friend and counter arguments do always the trick.
Nah bro, making direct insults towards the Diin is a huge violation no matter how solid our faith is.
Ok, I agree there are limits but we should accept that our diin can withstand human mockery.
Whether it can or should are 2 different things.
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yungnfresh wrote:Anyways, I quoted the post to u so u would know what I was referring to since it was deleted. I gave u the reason it was deleted under the post. You mocked the Quran and went on a homo rant ending with "For the sake of Allah".

You can post whatever u want, I don't care, just leave your degrading comments about the Quran/Allah/Islam out of it and we're good.
Close that mouth before I stick in it something which might ejacluate. I've insulted nobody. It's not my style nor my habit except when provoked by a gangraped faggot of a newbie who goes around deleting things he does not understand.

If I want to insult anybody I will do it candidly as the foregoing shows. I don't do evasions. Got that?
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seemeyer wrote:
globetrotter2 wrote: Seemeyer, the hijab has become the dresscode for vice. Do your own research man; take any tube station in the vicinity of somalistans (Amsterdam, Rome, London, Oslo, Stockholm) and you will find many hijabified women taking the trains only to remove them when they approach somali free areas.
Subhanallah,that's a horrible phrase marka hore

As for that Somalistan vicinity you speak of I have only ever seen the London angle
In that area I have seen some shenanigans carried out by Halimos of ill repute,but non that I've seen wore a hijab.Then again maybe I've led a sheltered life to an extent
You're innocent of the facts of life. Concealing attire allows vice to flourish. There is widespread prostitution in places like Iran. Just search for those terms on YouTube. The veil especially is very handy.

I was staying once at a Kenyan Hotel . My uncle was staying on the floor below mine. I dropped by one evening without prior notice and found that he took longer than usual to answer, very much longer. When the door finally opened, out rushed a strange woman garbed in a veil without a word to me, a woman who was neither related to him nor a friend of the family. A complete stranger alone with him in his hotel bedroom. I thought: Since when do Niqabis visit the bedrooms of strange men. I will leave it to you to guess what they were doing.
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WiglessBidaar wrote:
yungnfresh wrote:Anyways, I quoted the post to u so u would know what I was referring to since it was deleted. I gave u the reason it was deleted under the post. You mocked the Quran and went on a homo rant ending with "For the sake of Allah".

You can post whatever u want, I don't care, just leave your degrading comments about the Quran/Allah/Islam out of it and we're good.
Close that mouth before I stick in it something which might ejacluate. I've insulted nobody. It's not my style nor my habit except when provoked by a gangraped faggot of a newbie who goes around deleting things he does not understand.

If I want to insult anybody I will do it candidly as the foregoing shows. I don't do evasions. Got that?
Are u mad at me? I think ur mad at me.
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