Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers

[Nabeela]

He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The sheikh was asked how to “control” women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

I've never read anything so stupid in my life.

I'm still laughing at this wallahi

[DR-YALAXOOW]

This new was written a egyptian newspaper called Bikyamasr.
http://bikyamasr.com/50403/islamic-cler ... semblance/


When i become the grandmufti of Somalia i will bann also bananas, cucumbers becuase cucumbers can impregnate Women.

[arabmtu]

This new was written a egyptian newspaper called Bikyamasr.

Dotoore, it isn't a newspaper, plus it's owned by a non-Muslim American.

[DR-YALAXOOW]

this site http://bikyamasr.com/ ´its own a masaari or egyptian. yes their base can be america and they can be christians arabs who own the site but this people atlist are ARABS masaari.

[arabmtu]

Dotoore, check:

Joseph Mayton, Editor/Founder

http://bikyamasr.com/about/

[union]

The cleric may have a point though. I remember one episode of "a thousand ways to die" where a lady died after masturbating with a carrot. It somehow caused internal bleeding.

[union]

It all makes sense now.

[Abdihaliim]

[greenday]

Imagine what you could do with them

[BanadirBeauty]

Funniest shit ever. If cleric should ban anything, it would be whip cream. That would make real nice conversation. When I see bananas that last thing that comes to mind is sex.
Whoever that says bananas should be banned is such a perv.

[Ina-Geel_Wase]

lol

the cleric should also ban men from touching watermelons.

[DR-YALAXOOW]

yes cleric should ban watermelons too. actually there a man who have sex whit watermelons


and in saudi arabia should be also banned cheaps and goats


xaaraaam xaaraaaam. look that goats eyes. it makes you do do BIG DANBI XAARAAAM XAARAAAM

[Rabshoole]

[SultanOrder]

honestly to come up with that, the guy has ceeb on his mind

[kambuli]

They try to tarnish Islam left and right