Qabiil jokes.....Learn to laugh or F off.

xoogSADE14 · Post by **xoogSADE14** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:10 pm

i would get on hawiye but that would be waaaaaaay to easy Embarassed

horta nasabnimo iilo imoow maybe just maybe you might be worth my 30 secs of responding to your piece xaar

optimist_1 · Post by **optimist_1** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:13 pm

War i dissed Siad Barre now dont go crying.
I didn't diss marexaan did i?

*Anisa · Post by *Anisa » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:15 pm

These are not tribal jokes Wink

What did the alien kidnappers do after encountering Basra?

They called home for backup

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What do men do to get off basra?

Roll twice

xoogSADE14 · Post by **xoogSADE14** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:16 pm

^^ no you dissed a dead person and a muslim and the father of our nation at that Embarassed

not to mention he's the one that got your kind out of the zoo Wink

optimist_1 · Post by **optimist_1** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:20 pm

Father of our nation kulaha. Amazing wallahi

THE ELEMENT · Post by **THE ELEMENT** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:22 pm

A Mooryaan prayer - "Oh Lord, we do not ask you to give us wealth. But show us where it is!"

xoogSADE14 · Post by **xoogSADE14** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:23 pm

[quote="THE ELEMENT"]A Mooryaan prayer - "Oh Lord, we do not ask you to give us wealth. But show us where it is!"[/quote]

Laughing

THE ELEMENT · Post by **THE ELEMENT** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:36 pm

A Daarood-man, an Dabacayuun-man (Isaaq) and an Mooryaan-man were in a cafe and had just started on a new round of tea when a fly landed in each glass of tea. The Daarood-man took his out on the blade of his Platinum knife. The Dabacayuun-man (Isaaq) blew his away in a cloud of froth. The Mooryaan-man lifted his one up like an animal by the wings and held it above his glass. "Go on, spit it oot, ye wee devil" he growled.

optimist_1 · Post by **optimist_1** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:41 pm

With a platinium knife for a fly Laughing

was he gonna slaughter it an eat it

@Mooryaanka85 · Post by **@Mooryaanka85** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:24 pm

What do you call lost isaaq dooro?
dhulmahante Laughing

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what do you call a majeerteen soldier?

harti Laughing

XidigtaJSL · Post by **XidigtaJSL** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:26 pm

You might be Ogaden if...

-Your radio belongs to an Isaaq family from Hargiesa
-Your personal banker is this Af-ku-dable Idoor(smoker)
-You use RAID as deodorant
-You get get on a bus to Hargiesa with another 15 Ogadens, only problem is, this bus has no engine and the Idoor driver is long gone

Q:Did you hear about the Ogaden guy that locked his key in his car?
A:Took him an hour using coat hanger to get his family out.

Q:Whats the definition of confusion
A: May 18 in Laas Caanood

Q: What do you get at the Hawiye mans garage sale in Xamar Mugadhisu?
A: Your stuff back!!!

Q: Why did the Isaaq guy get so mad
A: Someone stole his Mijin

Q:What do you call a somali who smells like fish
A:Majeerteen

Q:What should people in Xamar do to get a government
A: Ride more donkeys out of Xamar

Q:What is faster out of Hargiesa in 1990 than Gen Morgan?
A: Dooroman with Isaaq shampoos mistaken them for soft drinks

Demure · Post by **Demure** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:31 pm

Governments exist to protect the rights of non-Hawiyes; the minorities, the weak. Laughing

B00 · Post by **B00** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:43 pm

[quote="*Anisa"]What did the alien kidnappers do after encountering Basra?

They called home for backup

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What do men do to get off basra?

Roll twice[/quote]

Good antics Anisa Laughing

Ducaale004 · Post by **Ducaale004** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:06 pm

[quote="XidigtaJSL"]

Q:Did you hear about the Ogaden guy that locked his key in his car?
A:Took him an hour using coat hanger to get his family out.

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Laughing

Must be the biggest Joke!

ANOTHER TRIBAL JOKE?

http://www.somalinet.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=30314

Otali · Post by **Otali** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:18 pm

as a man who believes in righteousness and the salvation of all somalis, well at least of the girls, I am quite shocked, disappointed and really outraged at the level of hatred being conveyed here as jokes. I for one would have never suspected, not in a million years, certian ladies here, I'm appalled and really dismayed Confused

KEEP IT IN THE CLAN FORUMS!

Otali Out