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Re: Crowded places

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Ladyyonelove wrote:Mcalin is the best time of your life? :lol:

I mean if I were a guy - oh who am I kidding true homo I would tearrrrrrr datt uppp and be like "oops am sorry :oops: "
Balayo. :shock:
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Hepburn wrote:
Ladyyonelove wrote:Mcalin is the best time of your life? :lol:

I mean if I were a guy - oh who am I kidding true homo I would tearrrrrrr datt uppp and be like "oops am sorry :oops: "
Balayo. :shock:

its a natural reflex when a brother walks by that i pat it a little :?
You know to make sure that it is real .
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This thread took me back to highschool :lol: :lol: :lol:

There was this somali dude fresh from africa, religious too and the madow girls use to give him hell :lol: :lol: :lol:

they would always hug him when he wasnt looking, sit on his lab...play with his hair....he would let out a cry and run everytime....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It became contagious too because almost all the girls joined in the fun, one time he was in the bathroom and they rushed in flashing him and shit. :lol:

He changed school right after.

Im crying right now....... :lol:
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mcali wrote:Every time I go somewhere crowded it seems as if all the girls butts get in my way. :
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hepburn wrote:I seriously hate chauvinistic pigs like you. :down:

So you're telling me if I wanted to buy something from a store and it was crowded, I shouldn't go in and buy what I needed because a pig like you cannot control his hormones? I'm flabbergasted by your stupidity.
you sound used to being touched by men.
I doubt you would care but there are some women who are less experienced then you and need a heads up.

If a women brouches up against a mans crotch then the man will feel something
also the women is seen as a hoe
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Though being young and such seems fun, I don't think I would ever want go back to my teenage/early 20's never. That was bloody pure madness! Who on earth can deal with being horny 70 % of your time, going to bed/getting up in the morning with a hard-on? Plus, all the nasty dreams & "world maps" on your macawiis/pj's? :(
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Adali wrote:seriously ?? come on dude, I know you ain't that desperate. :lol: you sound like a weird bum stalker, have some dignity you shameless pig. If you can't control yourself at least try to be discrete.

I know how it feels when you hear the sound of stilettos from girls shoes hitting the ground or indeed the sound her jewelry makes when she moves her hand or hair, yes it is quite fantastic to see a girl struggling to stand up because her legs are tired and the shoes aren't helping. The smell of her perfume as you gaze at her cleavage, the best time I had with a stranger was in the buss, it was crowded and this girl jumps in at the exist door where I am standing. She thanks me for giving her space and then stares right into my eyes, I was still dazzled by her beauty it took me sometime to become uncomfortable with this girl staring at me, she giggled and had awkward facial expressions. The buss took off and I had to break the Ice to avoid this awkward situation getting any more uncomfortable, I told her he didn't see you, she knew that I meant the buss driver and smiled but didn't say anything. I knew I had to get more conversational and I told her, your quite tall, then she finally started talking and I felt at ease, to shorten the story this girl leaned on me for straight 15 minutes and I got a booner I tell ya. When a girl you know lean or sits on you, you can fight of the booner to avoid the embarrasment but a stranger, wow its awesome, we were spooning and grinding every time the buss hit a bump on the road. My booner felt like one meter long growing down my left thigh.
I was about to defend myself from your allegations but after reading the shit you wrote theres no need. You have serious problems.

Get married quick like nigga
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mcali wrote: you sound used to being touched by men.
I doubt you would care but there are some women who are less experienced then you and need a heads up.

If a women brouches up against a mans crotch then the man will feel something
also the women is seen as a hoe
:o :o :o :o
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Twist wrote:Though being young and such seems fun, I don't think I would ever want go back to my teenage/early 20's never. That was bloody pure madness! Who on earth can deal with being horny 70 % of your time, going to bed/getting up in the morning with a hard-on? Plus, all the nasty dreams & "world maps" on your macawiis/pj's? :(
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Crowded places

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Thuganomics wrote:
mcali wrote:Every time I go somewhere crowded it seems as if all the girls butts get in my way. :
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Seriously bro. The other day I was walking through this poetry reading crowd(had to go for extra credit) and these women in front of me would not move. This other dumbass pushed me from the back and I braced for impact.The lady whose butt I grabbed didnt even flinch.
I feel like a dembiile but it happens.

I'm just warning women that unless they like being groped by men in public dont walk through crowded places.
That is unless your name is Hepburn and you enjoy that type of shit
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Hips, not fair. You're laughing at my misery! :cry:
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Twist wrote:Though being young and such seems fun, I don't think I would ever want go back to my teenage/early 20's never. That was bloody pure madness! Who on earth can deal with being horny 70 % of your time, going to bed/getting up in the morning with a hard-on? Plus, all the nasty dreams & "world maps" on your macawiis/pj's? :(
horta subaxdii baa oogu daran. jeans xiro, shorts ka hoos xiro, wax walba xiro, waakaa soo taagan! :lol: :lol: mornings. :down:
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eliteSomali wrote:
Twist wrote:Though being young and such seems fun, I don't think I would ever want go back to my teenage/early 20's never. That was bloody pure madness! Who on earth can deal with being horny 70 % of your time, going to bed/getting up in the morning with a hard-on? Plus, all the nasty dreams & "world maps" on your macawiis/pj's? :(
horta subaxdii baa oogu daran. jeans xiro, shorts ka hoos xiro, wax walba xiro, waakaa soo taagan! :lol: :lol: mornings. :down:
:lol: :lol: Tell me about it! Lots and lots of horror stories from those teenage days of my life! If the FDA is looking for a new candidate for their mental illness category they should put teenage kacsi in there. :lol:
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Twist wrote:Hips, not fair. You're laughing at my misery! :cry:
Awww, sorry Twist. I'm just joking with you aboowo. Forgive me :up: :D
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tightrope wrote:
Hepburn wrote:I seriously hate chauvinistic pigs like you. :down:

So you're telling me if I wanted to buy something from a store and it was crowded, I shouldn't go in and buy what I needed because a pig like you cannot control his hormones? I'm flabbergasted by your stupidity.
IF HE GETS A BONER EVERYTIME HE LEAVES THE HOUSE, THEN HE SHOULD STAY HOME. :down:
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