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Re: Iman Celebrates 20 Years of Marriage With David Bowie

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*dh-lo

I'm reclaiming the word.
no I cannot call you dh-lo I have no proof to defame you. it is big dambi to call innocent girl dh-lo.
I'll send you a video. :kiss:
Abayoo, Sharmuuto_Blitz. Make sure to send one my way too. :rose:
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Grandpakhalif, there was once a story of a young mu'addin who went to a village outside Jeddah to visit his grandparents, he stayed with them, his grandfather told him to sleep in the living room so that it may be easier for him to leave the home for the masjid at fajr. When he slept the door kept,closing and opening, he ignored it, till the point the maid who came right next to him on his bed or (fadhi carabeed) she starting kissing and feeling him, he smacked her and jumped up and said "Audubillah!" he did wudhu and went to the mosque, he sat crying fearing that he sinned , the sad thing is, many regard this event as a chance to 'hit' her.

Morale of the story is, what Allah has for you is better then naked women.


Wa bilahi towfiq.
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blitzkrieg wrote:Oh my GOD, Hipster, let's do so!

But really, why shouldn't we reclaim sharmuuto/dh-lo? As a woman who's secure with her sexuality, I have no problem with reclaiming a word that's aimed to dissuade me from sexual autonomy. From now on, refer to me as Sharmuuto_Blitz. :kiss:
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AbuukarSubeer wrote:Grandpakhalif, there was once a story of a young mu'addin who went to a village outside Jeddah to visit his grandparents, he stayed with them, his grandfather told him to sleep in the living room so that it may be easier for him to leave the home for the masjid at fajr. When he slept the door kept,closing and opening, he ignored it, till the point the maid who came right next to him on his bed or (fadhi carabeed) she starting kissing and feeling him, he smacked her and jumped up and said "Audubillah!" he did wudhu and went to the mosque, he sat crying fearing that he sinned , the sad thing is, many regard this event as a chance to 'hit' her.

Morale of the story is, what Allah has for you is better then naked women.


Wa bilahi towfiq.
Amazing story brother if only you weren't a sufi I would give you salams.
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Substance wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:Oh my GOD, Hipster, let's do so!

But really, why shouldn't we reclaim sharmuuto/dh-lo? As a woman who's secure with her sexuality, I have no problem with reclaiming a word that's aimed to dissuade me from sexual autonomy. From now on, refer to me as Sharmuuto_Blitz. :kiss:
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grandpakhalif wrote:
AbuukarSubeer wrote:Grandpakhalif, there was once a story of a young mu'addin who went to a village outside Jeddah to visit his grandparents, he stayed with them, his grandfather told him to sleep in the living room so that it may be easier for him to leave the home for the masjid at fajr. When he slept the door kept,closing and opening, he ignored it, till the point the maid who came right next to him on his bed or (fadhi carabeed) she starting kissing and feeling him, he smacked her and jumped up and said "Audubillah!" he did wudhu and went to the mosque, he sat crying fearing that he sinned , the sad thing is, many regard this event as a chance to 'hit' her.

Morale of the story is, what Allah has for you is better then naked women.


Wa bilahi towfiq.
Amazing story brother if only you weren't a sufi I would give you salams.
Akhi set aside Sufi iyo Salafi, I am a Sunni of the Shafi madhab, Imam Shafi was a sufi, tassawuf is more personal then public. it's your bond with Allah, your talking and asking help of allah when no-one is around you, that is sufism.
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IMAN AND DAVID :clap:
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tightrope wrote:IMAN AND DAVID :clap:
Tightrope!!! I am here to finally declare my love for you. Will you do me the honor and spend the next 20 years with me like Iman & David? :oops: :rose:
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hipsterrunoff wrote:
tightrope wrote:IMAN AND DAVID :clap:
Tightrope!!! I am here to finally declare my love for you. Will you do me the honor and spend the next 20 years with me like Iman & David? :oops: :rose:
YES! :rose:
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tightrope wrote:
hipsterrunoff wrote:
tightrope wrote:IMAN AND DAVID :clap:
Tightrope!!! I am here to finally declare my love for you. Will you do me the honor and spend the next 20 years with me like Iman & David? :oops: :rose:
YES! :rose:
OMG! YOU HAVE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ALIVE! LOOK, I'M EVEN WRITING LIKE YOU NOW! :rose: :rose: :rose: :heart: :heart: :heart: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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grandpakhalif wrote:
AbuukarSubeer wrote:Grandpakhalif, there was once a story of a young mu'addin who went to a village outside Jeddah to visit his grandparents, he stayed with them, his grandfather told him to sleep in the living room so that it may be easier for him to leave the home for the masjid at fajr. When he slept the door kept,closing and opening, he ignored it, till the point the maid who came right next to him on his bed or (fadhi carabeed) she starting kissing and feeling him, he smacked her and jumped up and said "Audubillah!" he did wudhu and went to the mosque, he sat crying fearing that he sinned , the sad thing is, many regard this event as a chance to 'hit' her.

Morale of the story is, what Allah has for you is better then naked women.


Wa bilahi towfiq.
Amazing story brother if only you weren't a sufi I would give you salams.
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AbuukarSubeer wrote:Grandpakhalif, there was once a story of a young mu'addin who went to a village outside Jeddah to visit his grandparents, he stayed with them, his grandfather told him to sleep in the living room so that it may be easier for him to leave the home for the masjid at fajr. When he slept the door kept,closing and opening, he ignored it, till the point the maid who came right next to him on his bed or (fadhi carabeed) she starting kissing and feeling him, he smacked her and jumped up and said "Audubillah!" he did wudhu and went to the mosque, he sat crying fearing that he sinned , the sad thing is, many regard this event as a chance to 'hit' her.

Morale of the story is, what Allah has for you is better then naked women.


Wa bilahi towfiq.
great story. where'd you hear this from? :?
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^ A Sheikh.
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AbuukarSubeer wrote:Grandpakhalif, there was once a story of a young mu'addin who went to a village outside Jeddah to visit his grandparents, he stayed with them, his grandfather told him to sleep in the living room so that it may be easier for him to leave the home for the masjid at fajr. When he slept the door kept,closing and opening, he ignored it, till the point the maid who came right next to him on his bed or (fadhi carabeed) she starting kissing and feeling him, he smacked her and jumped up and said "Audubillah!" he did wudhu and went to the mosque, he sat crying fearing that he sinned , the sad thing is, many regard this event as a chance to 'hit' her.

Morale of the story is, what Allah has for you is better then naked women.


Wa bilahi towfiq.
Very good story! :up:
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