Ikraan Caraale

[samadoon-waaxid]

Walle wa la waashey, ma dadka hortoodi ba afka afka la isku saarey aabahed arooska mu joogay

In 1999 I was in somalia and a wedding happened near our house. my family was invited all the kids went. I could remember the pride and the groom giving each other xalwad with their mouth. I was like N everyone was like as if it was normal. So if we were doing it nearly 16 years ago and in somalia, don't be surprised if it's done in london in 2012.

Xalwad ba afka la isku siiyey aa, alla jabnay ,,dhareerk iyo cadhuufta

as a grown woman,you never exchanged a saliva with a grown man?

[Twist]

LOOOOOOOL @ make a killing from you and your wife’s public affection. Wasakhad!

Yo, I am wadaad & don't do shit like that, sorry!


@ Ciise, I don't give a damn about Somalis coz if they mean anything we wouldn't have had a war & we would have been back home. Me & wifey will kiss & feel each other like there's no tomorrow and if that bothers some Somalis then they can cover their eyes.

@ BV, filinkaas wuu dhiman rabaa, believe me. Before the end of this decade you'll see clips from Somali weddings where the bride & groom kiss each other on the lips and the first people to start clapping & alalaas will be the mothers!

[Byootuhful]

Twist, you want to touch up your wife in public?

Aa hey..hadaba ta uugu waskahsan ee Hargeisa joogta ayaan ku soo raadinaya..

Igu halee...

We're going to make bad boy money, you and I.. ''B & T productions'' Yeah yeah

[Twist]

Byoot, isn't that you?

[Byootuhful]

Byoot, isn't that you?

That wasn't cool...

Dagaal u diyaargarow

[eliteSomali]

Twist: this would be you plus a kiss.

[Twist]

Byoot, isn't that you?

That wasn't cool...

Dagaal u diyaargarow

Ceeb! Are you going to fight with an old man? That's so unladylike!


@Ciise, that's what I am talking about, sxb.

He who doesn't like seeing that is free to wear carton-made glasses!

[salool]

as a grown woman,you never exchanged a saliva with a grown man?

Have you?
Qof afka cunto, cadhuuf iyo dhareer ka dareeryo, waxaas ma isku fuuqsatey oo ka dhex baxday? how did it taste? did you injoy it?

[Advo]

[Byootuhful]

Ewww@ that image of Kanye and that skanky cow..

Their Tweets to one another were matag worthy..

Twist, hada waxaas oo kale raali ka tahay wallahi waad isku qudhumtay..


Hogayeeey!

[eliteSomali]

Twist: fair enough. Good luck gettin' busy with your wifey in public.

[eliteSomali]

Check this one out.

[BlackVelvet]

@ BV, filinkaas wuu dhiman rabaa, believe me. Before the end of this decade you'll see clips from Somali weddings where the bride & groom kiss each other on the lips and the first people to start clapping & alalaas will be the mothers!

Would you be cool with it if one of those brides was your daughter?

[Twist]

Dear Byootuhful, I might be sick & pervert when it comes to sex-related matters (or should I say, sexual fantasies, as I am wadaad & don't act upon my fantasies ) but come on, sweetie! I read some of your comments & I go like . You're saying this about me, seriously? SMH!


Ciise, wait a sec! Are you saying that I'll be the only Somali who will do that? F that! If there's a new revolution to shun all this xishood between couples & shit, then I am in, otherwise filinkaas wuu dhintay!


BV, it's only fair, innit? It's not like my daughter is being groped by a man who is not married to her in public dee. Just coz it's happening in front of me doesn't change the fact that she's getting 'those lessons' with her hubby behind closed doors, innit?

[BlackVelvet]

Hashac! War isku xishoo. Clearly maanta you have OD'ed on shaxarinimo so waan is fasaxey