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DarthSomali wrote:

tightrope wrote:

What if you found out ur wife drinks alcohol

I'D TELL HER TO PASS ME A MOLSON CANADIAN

Wow are you gay.

This is a thread that brought all the alcoholic skinnies together.

Alphanumeric wrote:

DarthSomali wrote:

Bro I cant tell you this.
But its not fornication with brazilian girls and not robbing gas station.

But you can tell us she likes a bit of vodka in her morning OJ?

Screw her, she aint my wife

What is a salafi? Can someone adequately explain this to me?

what a horrible story, "salafi brother finds out his salafi wife drinks vodka"... seems like something DR Yalaxoow or Enlighten sista would make up.

DarthSomali wrote:

Alphanumeric wrote:

DarthSomali wrote:

Bro I cant tell you this.
But its not fornication with brazilian girls and not robbing gas station.

But you can tell us she likes a bit of vodka in her morning OJ?

Screw her, she aint my wife

Smh.

subhanallah, dibatadi walle wey badatay! dadyaho wa akher zaman, Allah ha lo noqdo. no one safe axcept the one who run to Allah.

hyperactive wrote:subhanallah, dibatadi walle wey badatay! dadyaho wa akher zaman, Allah ha lo noqdo. no one safe axcept the one who run to Allah.

A bit dramatic, I think.

^Somalis thrive on melodrama.

hyper is not being dramatic, its the language he expresses himself that makes it seem so after all he's more Somali than an Arab

Zeliha wrote:We never know whom we marry; we just think we do. Taas markasta xasuusnoow.

Indeed.

Alchemist wrote: what a horrible story, "salafi brother finds out his salafi wife drinks vodka"... seems like something DR Yalaxoow or Enlighten sista would make up.

my thoughts exactly

Alchemist wrote: what a horrible story, "salafi brother finds out his salafi wife drinks vodka"... seems like something DR Yalaxoow or Enlighten sista would make up.

dr yalaxoow and my sister enlighten sista both we are not Salafis AND ofcourse we never tasted ALkohol either Salafis are known alcohol drinkers but what i wonder is how someone can not recgcnise the stink of alcohol smell??
for me whit in if someone drunk alcohol a week ago i can smell it that this person drunk alcohol.

DarthSomali wrote:He told her to go to rehab center, she agreed.

So she was an alki..

WestLdnShawty wrote:

DarthSomali wrote:He told her to go to rehab center, she agreed.

So she was an alki..

yes lol