PS: I heard if a chick finds out two guys fighting over her it's a constant lady-boner, warkaas wax maa ka jiro?
You asked for it.

Daadi, adduunba adaa ka reeyay eeboow. I don't know where to call home either but I would really, really like to call Somalia home as long as I am breathing, though that might prove difficult. Allaa kariim!