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I've never seen anybody under the age of 45 eat khat around these parts but apparently kids in the UK start in middle school.

Why don't they just cop some loud and chill

I met this young guy, who chewed while his Somali friends drunk at the pub, he would go there with his blue bag

Greenday,

This used to be my Thursday afternoon routine. I would close the office after duhr. I would drive to my house and have some serious chow down of bariis, hilib aari, moos, salad, maraq and some nice zeytuun juice. I then would shower and take a long nap until Asar. When I got up, my housekeeper would have prepared Casirya and I would ask my nephew to buy me some fresh khat. I would then chew with my nephew who would always bring some chicks from somewhere and we would graze until well after midnight. I ended up calling my nephew, Lawnmower, because of his efficiency at mowing down the khat. My friends would also come to my house to graze because unlike them I was a bachelor and so could host them and their girlfriends.

Those were the days !

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Greenday,

This used to be my Thursday afternoon routine. I would close the office after duhr. I would drive to my house and have some serious chow down of bariis, hilib aari, moos, salad, maraq and some nice zeytuun juice. I then would shower and take a long nap until Asar. When I got up, my housekeeper would have prepared Casirya and I would ask my nephew to buy me some fresh khat. I would then chew with my nephew who would always bring some chicks from somewhere and we would graze until well after midnight. I ended up calling my nephew, Lawnmower, because of his efficiency at mowing down the khat. My friends would also come to my house to graze because unlike them I was a bachelor and so could host them and their girlfriends.

Those were the days !

Your telling us cunuga aad adeer/abti utahay aa haleeyse

Greenday,

He was 20 and was grazing before I met him.

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Greenday,

He was 20 and was grazing before I met him.

Your nephew was chewing before you met him

Green,

I helped him chew in a safe, clean environment and provided him with life coaching skills. A family that grazes together, stays together !

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Green,

I helped him chew in a safe, clean environment and provided him with life coaching skills. A family that grazes together, stays together !

AW, you are funny one lacala hadaad ilmo dhasho maxa sameey donta?

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Green,

I helped him chew in a safe, clean environment and provided him with life coaching skills. A family that grazes together, stays together !

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Green,

I helped him chew in a safe, clean environment and provided him with life coaching skills. A family that grazes together, stays together !

AbdiWahab252 wrote: A family that grazes together, stays together !

Gurey, north London has the dirtiest marfishes so I beg you not to base your judgement on those marfishes. In North west and west London you can find the more clean marfishes.

The dirtiest marfish places in London are usually owned by:

Habar Jeclo
Majerteens
Most Hawiyes

The cleanest:

Habar Younis
Cidagalle

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Green,

I helped him chew in a safe, clean environment and provided him with life coaching skills. A family that grazes together, stays together !

You got that right.

I used to chew with my uncle aswell, its much better than sitting at a marfish with old niggas that could be your great grandfather oo malayacni ka sheekeyneya. The worst place I've ever chewed in was in London in a dirty flat somewhere in sudbury.. fuckin guri qudhmay with cockroaches everywhere.

AbdiWahab252 wrote:Green,

I helped him chew in a safe, clean environment and provided him with life coaching skills. A family that grazes together, stays together !

Aw
this is anti khat campaign and you making it seem the best thing since sliced bread it needs to be banned worldwide.
They diagnosed a guy with tb, he told them he spends most of his time at a marfish, next afternoon the raided the house and quarantined everyone that was in the house for two weeks.

Look at this place more marfish closures to follow

The unauthorised sale of a legal stimulant used by Somalis has been stopped following an outcry from neighbouring businesses.

Khat was being sold and consumed at a garage at the rear of the Indian Ocean restaurant on Streatham High Road near an award winning jazz club and Streatham Business Centre.

But earlier this month the council and police stepped in to shut it down because the business was not abiding by trading legislation and because of complaints about noise and anti-social behavior.

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news ... shut_down/