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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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DeeqaDagan wrote:
Xasna93 wrote:


Rule 7) if you see a somali girl whos not wearing her hijab stare at her and make your eyes squint and spit on the ground as if you dont approve of her, try and make her feel really uncomfortable for wearing hooker clothes, inshallah she will change her scandalous ways and you will get ajar for it.

Rule 8) if you see a somali girl not adhering to these rules, try and get a picture of her, upload it on websites, go to the somali community centre and tell them when/where/what she was doing, go to great length to ostracize her from the community. I once saw a somali girl talking to a Jamaican boy, I took her picture, asked around facebook/twitter/community centre/ Somali halal meat shop/ who she was using her picture, when I found out her qabil I was able to track her down to her mother and father and their address, I then sent the pictures of the girl through their mail box, now the girl is in Hergeisa for daqan celis, she’s now married with 8 kids, marshallah I know if she could she would thank me.


Rule 10) Don’t ever let a man carry your shopping bags, that is a dirty western habbit sis, why would you want your husband to carry shopping bags when you are there? you should carry all the shopping bags if they are to heavy try bending over and carrying it on your back or your head like our grandmothers did sis ok.

:comeon: You must be kidding me with these rules, right? And why would you upload her pics on websites and spread it, you gain nothing but dambi in that case. Doing that means you are bashing you own sister. Let Allah judge her and deal with her. You worry about yourself

And the last rule, you think I will carry all the shopping bags alone and let him walk freely? what am I now? His dameer? A gentleman would never allow his wife carry heavy bags. So la noqo these lame rules.

yahooy maandhaay :whoa: i expected better from you :shock: :o
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Allow hana cadaabin :whew:
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The thread poster is a male. There is no way this nonsense is written by a woman.
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Ismahan123 wrote:The thread poster is a male. There is no way this nonsense is written by a woman.
Lets just go back to our tradition and what we are good at and lets stop acting we are feminist westernize xalimos when infact we are good sharaf girls who just need discipline and guidance ok thank you.
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Xasna93 wrote:
Ismahan123 wrote:The thread poster is a male. There is no way this nonsense is written by a woman.
Lets just go back to our tradition and what we are good at and lets stop acting we are feminist westernize xalimos when infact we are good sharaf girls who just need discipline and guidance ok thank you.
Okay Xasan, now go fix me a sandwich. :ducktales:
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Salama my studentz i am sorry I haven't replied much But i'm not happy that all my lesson I have thought has been wasted. I noticed too much buuq in the thread specially from the girls. Sisters as a non xalal girls (you will become xalal once you are married) this is unnacetable to hear your voices via typing. Sisters your voice should only be heard when you are telling a man that food is ready ok. And you should have a nice almost whisper sound when you are speaking to a man. This will help you in your marriage ok sis thank you
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InSomalia wrote:
Xasna93 wrote:
Ismahan123 wrote:The thread poster is a male. There is no way this nonsense is written by a woman.

Okay Xasan, now go fix me a sandwich. :ducktales:
Shaidan u are true meaning of evil feminist westernize homewrecker ok i will not respond or waste my time with both of you I have a delicious casho for the guest so I'm out ok thank you.
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Xasna93 wrote:Salama my studentz i am sorry I haven't replied much But i'm not happy that all my lesson I have thought has been wasted. I noticed too much buuq in the thread specially from the girls. Sisters as a non xalal girls (you will become xalal once you are married) this is unnacetable to hear your voices via typing. Sisters your voice should only be heard when you are telling a man that food is ready ok. And you should have a nice almost whisper sound when you are speaking to a man. This will help you in your marriage ok sis thank you

The troll is STRONG with this one.
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eliteSomali wrote:
Twist wrote:
eliteSomali wrote:

You know who'd make a good wife? Tuushi! Stepping into twist's territory.
Tuushi wrote:How did i miss this?

Elite,bless ur heart.

:Obama:

Elite, you're automatically my best-man & if (though she doesn't like kids) we end up to have a son he'll be named after you, awoowe.
:blessed: Let's get it done now. I just saw abakar online, so are yalaxoow and afisoone. :whew: That makes us 4 witnesses, and we can PM shaikh hyper. :lol:


Tushi: What say you?
This is what the game came to?

Meshaan waa isaga guurey aniga.
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this is slavery not marriage, wth! have some mercy, the prophet saw used to do his own chores and was not dependent on his wives for every menial task. learn from the best example :mindblown:
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Warsheekh wrote:
DeeqaDagan wrote:
Xasna93 wrote:


Rule 7) if you see a somali girl whos not wearing her hijab stare at her and make your eyes squint and spit on the ground as if you dont approve of her, try and make her feel really uncomfortable for wearing hooker clothes, inshallah she will change her scandalous ways and you will get ajar for it.

Rule 8) if you see a somali girl not adhering to these rules, try and get a picture of her, upload it on websites, go to the somali community centre and tell them when/where/what she was doing, go to great length to ostracize her from the community. I once saw a somali girl talking to a Jamaican boy, I took her picture, asked around facebook/twitter/community centre/ Somali halal meat shop/ who she was using her picture, when I found out her qabil I was able to track her down to her mother and father and their address, I then sent the pictures of the girl through their mail box, now the girl is in Hergeisa for daqan celis, she’s now married with 8 kids, marshallah I know if she could she would thank me.


Rule 10) Don’t ever let a man carry your shopping bags, that is a dirty western habbit sis, why would you want your husband to carry shopping bags when you are there? you should carry all the shopping bags if they are to heavy try bending over and carrying it on your back or your head like our grandmothers did sis ok.

:comeon: You must be kidding me with these rules, right? And why would you upload her pics on websites and spread it, you gain nothing but dambi in that case. Doing that means you are bashing you own sister. Let Allah judge her and deal with her. You worry about yourself

And the last rule, you think I will carry all the shopping bags alone and let him walk freely? what am I now? His dameer? A gentleman would never allow his wife carry heavy bags. So la noqo these lame rules.

yahooy maandhaay :whoa: i expected better from you :shock: :o
Inaar, did I say something wrong? :)
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Xasna93 wrote:
And the last rule, you think I will carry all the shopping bags alone and let him walk freely? what am I now? His dameer? A gentleman would never allow his wife carry heavy bags. So la noqo these lame rules. :lost:
That's dirty western habit.
That is your mentality saxiibey. Naga qaleey, we don't need trolls now ;)
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Tuushi wrote:
This is what the game came to?

Meshaan waa isaga guurey aniga.
:wow: :meles:
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Re: Somali girl with daqan & sharaf ...10 ways to heaven

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Twist wrote:
Tuushi wrote:
This is what the game came to?

Meshaan waa isaga guurey aniga.
:wow: :meles:
Apology not accepted.
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loooooooooooool funny list, kulaha don't drive :russ:
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