Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

[Lillaahiya]

So you're broke as a joke?

Iga leexo

[GeoSeven]

For a quote, I'll need you to provide: a copy of your last 2 pay cheques, a copy of your saving statement, a copy of your post-secondary diploma or degree, a picture of your car and it's total net worth, and at least one full body selfie, preferably shirtless.

Now we talking

Do you know what MILF means, just out of curiosity?

I honestly don't think he does

[saacJabshee]

^^ Taan xitaa waan ku dari doona.

wara sufistication ana meel dhiigtaay ii daa

[LetsCookBreakfast]

So you're broke as a joke?

Iga leexo

After four years, I'll be a rich sheikh with a degree in computer engineering. Markaas you will say, "Oh, what could've been. What could've been."

[FarhanYare]

Do you know what MILF means, just out of curiosity?

[Lillaahiya]

War inankaad dhashid ayaan 20 sano ka dib la tuman ee ha igu mashquulin.

[LetsCookBreakfast]

^^ Taan xitaa waan ku dari doona.

wara sufistication ana meel dhiigtaay ii daa

We will fight for her baan ku idhi. I will release what my right possesses (aishawaqooyi) to you laakiin, inantaan yar ii daa.

[LetsCookBreakfast]

War inankaad dhashid ayaan 20 sano ka dib la tuman ee ha igu mashquulin.

You are trying to make me disgusted with you but it backfired. I need a wife who protects me from campus fitna and even though your appetite is big, it's not as big as mine.

[MujahidAishah]

[Lillaahiya]

[LetsCookBreakfast]

So what do you say? Is the nikah on?

[saacJabshee]

^^ Taan xitaa waan ku dari doona.

wara sufistication ana meel dhiigtaay ii daa

We will fight for her baan ku idhi. I will release what my right possesses (aishawaqooyi) to you laakiin, inantaan yar ii daa.

imaanka isku sug. you have 2 and that is enough. you biting more than you can chew. anyways if the clan elders could come in and resolve this issue it would be much appreciated. i will accept any resolution from the elders. or we could swap alternatively

[Lillaahiya]

For a quote, I'll need you to provide: a copy of your last 2 pay cheques, a copy of your saving statement, a copy of your post-secondary diploma or degree, a picture of your car and it's total net worth, and at least one full body selfie, preferably shirtless.

[LetsCookBreakfast]

I already told you brother. 4 wives + 1 ma malakat aymanukum is the formula for me. I'm willing to give up a ma malakat aymanukum, marka dee be grateful.

[SummerRain]

What happened to this forum?