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Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:21 am
by Lillaahiya
:holdup:

So you're broke as a joke?

Iga leexo :arrow:

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:21 am
by GeoSeven
Lillaahiya wrote:For a quote, I'll need you to provide: a copy of your last 2 pay cheques, a copy of your saving statement, a copy of your post-secondary diploma or degree, a picture of your car and it's total net worth, and at least one full body selfie, preferably shirtless.
Now we talking :whew:
Keyblade wrote:Do you know what MILF means, just out of curiosity?
I honestly don't think he does :notsure:

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:23 am
by saacJabshee
LetsCookBreakfast wrote:^^ Taan xitaa waan ku dari doona. :myman:
wara sufistication ana meel dhiigtaay ii daa :ufdup:

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:24 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
Lillaahiya wrote::holdup:

So you're broke as a joke?

Iga leexo :arrow:
After four years, I'll be a rich sheikh with a degree in computer engineering. Markaas you will say, "Oh, what could've been. What could've been."

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:28 am
by FarhanYare
Keyblade wrote:Do you know what MILF means, just out of curiosity?
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Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:30 am
by Lillaahiya
:lol: War inankaad dhashid ayaan 20 sano ka dib la tuman ee ha igu mashquulin.

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:31 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
saacJabshee wrote:
LetsCookBreakfast wrote:^^ Taan xitaa waan ku dari doona. :myman:
wara sufistication ana meel dhiigtaay ii daa :ufdup:
We will fight for her baan ku idhi. I will release what my right possesses (aishawaqooyi) to you laakiin, inantaan yar ii daa. :demonic:

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:35 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
Lillaahiya wrote::lol: War inankaad dhashid ayaan 20 sano ka dib la tuman ee ha igu mashquulin.
You are trying to make me disgusted with you but it backfired. I need a wife who protects me from campus fitna and even though your appetite is big, it's not as big as mine.

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:38 am
by MujahidAishah
:wtf:

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:40 am
by Lillaahiya
:lol:

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:43 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
So what do you say? Is the nikah on?

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:45 am
by saacJabshee
LetsCookBreakfast wrote:
saacJabshee wrote:
LetsCookBreakfast wrote:^^ Taan xitaa waan ku dari doona. :myman:
wara sufistication ana meel dhiigtaay ii daa :ufdup:
We will fight for her baan ku idhi. I will release what my right possesses (aishawaqooyi) to you laakiin, inantaan yar ii daa. :demonic:
imaanka isku sug. you have 2 and that is enough. you biting more than you can chew. anyways if the clan elders could come in and resolve this issue it would be much appreciated. i will accept any resolution from the elders. or we could swap alternatively

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:47 am
by Lillaahiya
Lillaahiya wrote:For a quote, I'll need you to provide: a copy of your last 2 pay cheques, a copy of your saving statement, a copy of your post-secondary diploma or degree, a picture of your car and it's total net worth, and at least one full body selfie, preferably shirtless.

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:49 am
by LetsCookBreakfast
I already told you brother. 4 wives + 1 ma malakat aymanukum is the formula for me. I'm willing to give up a ma malakat aymanukum, marka dee be grateful. :ufdup:

Re: Lillaahiya, how much for the mahr?

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:51 am
by SummerRain
What happened to this forum?