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Sheikh Mustafa wrote:Guys,

I am in a long distance Love (about 3yrs drive). All that I have been doing for the past 2 weeks is just talk. Gabadha is also so quiet and does not help. I am the only one that is telling stories ilaa ay sheekadiiba iga dhamaatay. So help me out.

Can you us write some few funny stories to make her laugh. Bal isoo yara caawiya.

It has to be really funny and make her laugh so I can memorize it.

Casanova25 wrote:DeeqaDegan am bored Cawaa, by Tlf what do you say. my Qalanjo

Nice song.

Cherine wrote:Yeah we all loved it, scared the hell out of us though and we'd often find ourselves abandoning our rooms(dad shaqada ayuu jiray) in the middle of the night and huddling next to a very irate mum. Here we were expecting to be comforted and all we got was qaylo and canaan. Lol

It was a nice show and great talking point the next day in school.

Walle Somali parents are something else.

I'll be honest, the over the top acting and cheap horror special effects of that show always made me laugh, I use to watch that show for comedy value.

DeeqaDagan wrote:

Nice song.

This Song is personally for you

Sheikh Mustafa it's not you with the problem, don't listen to these people.

It's her, inantu waa loox.

Xaawoley wrote:Sheikh Mustafa it's not you with the problem, don't listen to these people.

It's her, inantu waa loox.

FarhanYare wrote:

Xaawoley wrote:Sheikh Mustafa it's not you with the problem, don't listen to these people.

It's her, inantu waa loox.

[quote="Sheikh Mustafa"]Guys,

I am in a long distance Love (about 3yrs drive). All that I have been doing for the past 2 weeks is just talk. Gabadha is also so quiet and does not help. I am the only one that is telling stories ilaa ay sheekadiiba iga dhamaatay. So help me out.

Can you us write some few funny stories to make her laugh. Bal isoo yara caawiya.

It has to be really funny and make her laugh so I can memorize it.[/quote]
Two weeks is too long to be shy... people do talk. She is either not that into u...and listens to ur nacnac just to waist time..or she has some sort of a disorder.

Shiikh Mustafa,

First this is not a long distance relationship. It is only a three hour drive. If you want an interesting sheeko, just read Lamagoodle's sheeko for her, one chapter at a time..

Soomaalida meel laga abuuray garan maayo. You asked them to do a little favor for you, Instead inta ay wixii aad kacodsatay kugucaawin lahaayeen, they go with their wild crazy discussion.

Aniga waxaan idin waydiistay sheeko ii sheega qosol badan oo aan gabadha uga sheekeeyo. What do I get in return? Viagra qaado, She is not into you, you are retarded, you are trolling, Naagta garaac etc.


Wallaahi meeshaan waxaa soogalo waa wado wierdo miiraan. Hal qof oo Mentally ok ah masoo galo.

The only person oo wax ii sheegay waa wiilka idhahay dhagdheer uga sheekee. Laakiin maalinkasto ma buug baan u aqrin karaah gabadha? I thought some different little short sheeko oo aan uga qosliyo 2 at a time.

Waxba hanoosheeginina anakaa awalba idinka waalnayn oo wax idin waydiisanay.

^ Wallahi ungrateful ba tahay.

I told you she's a loox.
Waaban xanaaqay, no more advice.

Teeda kale ma lacag ba nagu siinaysa sheekoyinkan aad naga rabtid?

Xaawoley wrote:^ Wallahi ungrateful ba tahay.

I told you she's a loox.
Waaban xanaaqay, no more advice.

Teeda kale ma lacag ba nagu siinaysa sheekoyinkan aad naga rabtid?

Adiga waad fiicantahay walaal. but gabadha waa Loox maaha sheekadii aan idin waydiistay Ma waxaa kawaday kusoodheh naa loox baa tahay

Sheikh Mustafa wrote:

Xaawoley wrote:^ Wallahi ungrateful ba tahay.

I told you she's a loox.
Waaban xanaaqay, no more advice.

Teeda kale ma lacag ba nagu siinaysa sheekoyinkan aad naga rabtid?

Adiga waad fiicantahay walaal. but gabadha waa Loox maaha sheekadii aan idin waydiistay Ma waxaa kawaday kusoodheh naa loox baa tahay

Hahaha Mustafa 33 ba tahay, mustaqbal ba raadinaysa markaas do you wana spend your days with mid boring ah?

You need mid aad dhulka isla galgalataan qosol owgi.

Google some sheekooyin sxb waa lagaa yaabaa inay barta internetka ka buuxaan..