do you accept friendship with some one half your age?

[Sophisticate]

Are you really 27? @thehappyone



Son, there comes a time in every man's life....

when he must put the pimp cane down and start walking unassisted.

[thehappyone]

Sophisticate, not sure about your metaphor but dont lecture me unless your willing to volunteer

[Sophisticate]

That was a gem right there. Let me break it down.


Playboy

Clearly you have unfinished business. Work on that.


When you've out grown the big boy shoes we shall talk.




I can't help you.

[Lillaahiya]

I will when I turn 30

[Malachite]

I will when I turn 30

That's a 15 yo , please tell me it depends on the gender

[Lillaahiya]

15 is when the grooming process begins

[AgentOfChaos]

I ain't saying she's a gold digger.........

[Malachite]

15 is when the grooming process begins

[Lillaahiya]

So Sulfur, I remember reading you're in med school, am I correct? Would you mind disclosing when you're starting residency and the type of doctor you're becoming? I'm updating my potentials list atm.

[Malachite]

So Sulfur, I remember reading you're in med school, am I correct? Would you mind disclosing when you're starting residency and the type of doctor you're becoming? I'm updating my potentials list atm.

Uhmm, I thought you were a craddle robber
Nonetheless "Updating" seems such a nice word. Not sure if that equates "Waiting list" Tell me more please....1.5 years prior to residency(gets worse), Cardio.....Can't promise whether they'll be a lot of 'clashing' or 'cashing'

[Sophisticate]

Lil. He'll look haggard and his bidar will indicate the length of his residency, the further back it is the longer he's been there like rings on a tree. Each year you wait, the more receptive he will become to marriage. By the second year mark, cuff him. A different formula applies to approaching aspiring Lawyers, Businessmen and PhD holders.

[Lillaahiya]

Cardiologists have a ridiculous divorce rate but they make stooopid money

1.5 years you say

@ Sophi. What's your success rate?

[Sophisticate]

Let me tell you about my harrowing tale. I once made an awesome catch. I managed to transport him to a tank for observation. I made the mistake of having it close to a larger body of water. One day he managed to escape and swim off. I really should have had maximum security, but I was strapped for cash back then. I was distracted by women empowerment songs (Destiny's Child Albums on Repeat), that's when he fled. I blame myself. I haven't bothered to go fishing since. Take no prisoners is how I operate now. I've garnered the courage to try again in couple months.

[Malachite]

Soph's already bringing out the dissecting tray, Jheez

Lil, Let me point our a rather large confounding, there wouldn't be a lot of "heart-breaks" "They make stooopid money", uhmm a bit head scratcher, "If you aint no punk, holla we want pre-nup, we want pre-nup. It's something that you need to have, cus when she leave yo ass she gonna leave with half" , talk to me lil

[Lillaahiya]

Wouldn't be a lot of heart breaks, but indeed, a heart break Pre-nup? Naw, don't need one.