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Are you really 27? @thehappyone



Son, there comes a time in every man's life....

when he must put the pimp cane down and start walking unassisted.

Sophisticate, not sure about your metaphor but dont lecture me unless your willing to volunteer

That was a gem right there. Let me break it down.


Playboy

Clearly you have unfinished business. Work on that.


When you've out grown the big boy shoes we shall talk.




I can't help you.

I will when I turn 30

Lillaahiya wrote:I will when I turn 30

That's a 15 yo , please tell me it depends on the gender

15 is when the grooming process begins

I ain't saying she's a gold digger.........

Lillaahiya wrote:15 is when the grooming process begins

So Sulfur, I remember reading you're in med school, am I correct? Would you mind disclosing when you're starting residency and the type of doctor you're becoming? I'm updating my potentials list atm.

Lillaahiya wrote:So Sulfur, I remember reading you're in med school, am I correct? Would you mind disclosing when you're starting residency and the type of doctor you're becoming? I'm updating my potentials list atm.

Uhmm, I thought you were a craddle robber
Nonetheless "Updating" seems such a nice word. Not sure if that equates "Waiting list" Tell me more please....1.5 years prior to residency(gets worse), Cardio.....Can't promise whether they'll be a lot of 'clashing' or 'cashing'

Lil. He'll look haggard and his bidar will indicate the length of his residency, the further back it is the longer he's been there like rings on a tree. Each year you wait, the more receptive he will become to marriage. By the second year mark, cuff him. A different formula applies to approaching aspiring Lawyers, Businessmen and PhD holders.

Cardiologists have a ridiculous divorce rate but they make stooopid money

1.5 years you say

@ Sophi. What's your success rate?

Let me tell you about my harrowing tale. I once made an awesome catch. I managed to transport him to a tank for observation. I made the mistake of having it close to a larger body of water. One day he managed to escape and swim off. I really should have had maximum security, but I was strapped for cash back then. I was distracted by women empowerment songs (Destiny's Child Albums on Repeat), that's when he fled. I blame myself. I haven't bothered to go fishing since. Take no prisoners is how I operate now. I've garnered the courage to try again in couple months.

Soph's already bringing out the dissecting tray, Jheez

Lil, Let me point our a rather large confounding, there wouldn't be a lot of "heart-breaks" "They make stooopid money", uhmm a bit head scratcher, "If you aint no punk, holla we want pre-nup, we want pre-nup. It's something that you need to have, cus when she leave yo ass she gonna leave with half" , talk to me lil

Wouldn't be a lot of heart breaks, but indeed, a heart break Pre-nup? Naw, don't need one.