A breakdown of Somali girls' behaviors from 18-30

[thehappyone]

[BlackVelvet]

Too long, didn't read.

[NegroDamus]

The 30+ is wrong they dont marry somalis but converts

I agree with you, however, when telling a story, even ones that are based on reality, you have to give the reader some hope that things can be okay. Somali girls are banking on the Zubeirs of this world after they get done creeping around, the same way Abdis bank on buying a wife from Somalia if they can't nab one in the West.

Hope is a powerful thing. Obama won two terms on it.

[metamorphosis]

You guys spend an aweful amount of time with what Somali girls do with their lives.

[Estarix]

Its sad and funny that they start jumping around in desperation when they hit the 30s when they have nearly hit the wall when they have lost much of their looks and youth.

[ManD333q]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.

s.

Well if all her friends are getting married ., wouldn't this make your "scenario" more the ecxeption then the rule

Anyway thanks for the laugh that was funny

[HusseinHassan]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.


18-21 - Somali girls around this age group are wild and naive, who seek bad guys. Since they lack experience in most departments, this is a time of experiment for Somali girls. This is also the time when most Somali girls tend to make suspicious pilgrimages to Atlanta, particularly those from MN, Ohio, Seattle and Toronto. Somali girls around this age group genuinely like Somali guys and tend to frequent Somali forums, chat rooms, weddings, social events and other places in the hopes of running into a Somali guy that has the cojones to approach them and win them over. Unfortunately, for most of them, this can be a frustrating experience since they will come to find out the hard way that most Somali guys like to stand by the wall and talk with other guys about stupid sports stuff.


22-25 - Somali girls around this age group have degrees and suddenly realize their Somali male counterparts do not. They also become jaded with Somali guys. They start to genuinely dislike Somali guys because they feel they are too scared to approach, and even from the ones that do, they have this deep seated fear that that guy will kiss and tell. As a result, it is around this period that most Somali girls start dating/mingling with Anjabis, especially, black guys. And if you were to catch one of these Somali girls with their down low black boyfriends (who btw, does not have a degree or a job), they have a canned line ready to defuse the situation by stating: "aren't we all adoons of allah?"

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.


30+ Everything must go sale. Low, low prices. All her standards are thrown out the window and she begins to see nice Somali guys not as her mortal enemy but as her equal. It is around this age that we see Somali girls move away from the bad boys. Unfortunately, by this time, they tend to have two kids with two different baby daddy's, and since Somali girls age like milk, they are no longer the eye candy they once were.This is also when Somali girls tend to be more sexually confident and blunt about their desires in bed. Sex becomes very important to them. In the end, Somali girls will find nice religious Somali guys like Zubier. But even this buzzer beater marriage (shot clock marriage) will end in a divorce for most after they realize the Zubeir types don't deliver the jihad to the punani.


I only speak facts.

[Caesar]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.


18-21 - Somali girls around this age group are wild and naive, who seek bad guys. Since they lack experience in most departments, this is a time of experiment for Somali girls. This is also the time when most Somali girls tend to make suspicious pilgrimages to Atlanta, particularly those from MN, Ohio, Seattle and Toronto. Somali girls around this age group genuinely like Somali guys and tend to frequent Somali forums, chat rooms, weddings, social events and other places in the hopes of running into a Somali guy that has the cojones to approach them and win them over. Unfortunately, for most of them, this can be a frustrating experience since they will come to find out the hard way that most Somali guys like to stand by the wall and talk with other guys about stupid sports stuff.


22-25 - Somali girls around this age group have degrees and suddenly realize their Somali male counterparts do not. They also become jaded with Somali guys. They start to genuinely dislike Somali guys because they feel they are too scared to approach, and even from the ones that do, they have this deep seated fear that that guy will kiss and tell. As a result, it is around this period that most Somali girls start dating/mingling with Anjabis, especially, black guys. And if you were to catch one of these Somali girls with their down low black boyfriends (who btw, does not have a degree or a job), they have a canned line ready to defuse the situation by stating: "aren't we all adoons of allah?"

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.


30+ Everything must go sale. Low, low prices. All her standards are thrown out the window and she begins to see nice Somali guys not as her mortal enemy but as her equal. It is around this age that we see Somali girls move away from the bad boys. Unfortunately, by this time, they tend to have two kids with two different baby daddy's, and since Somali girls age like milk, they are no longer the eye candy they once were.This is also when Somali girls tend to be more sexually confident and blunt about their desires in bed. Sex becomes very important to them. In the end, Somali girls will find nice religious Somali guys like Zubier. But even this buzzer beater marriage (shot clock marriage) will end in a divorce for most after they realize the Zubeir types don't deliver the jihad to the punani.


I only speak facts.

[Caesar]

You know you're Somali when,

A Somali girl's entire LIFE is broken down to an exact science, and with dates, scenarios, age ranges and expected outcomes! (Yet somehow some somali girls keep making the same mistakes even when they have a cheat sheet like dis, lol)
( the 30 year old looks good though lol thanks for the insider tip )


I call this science Xalimo-ology Doctorate of Xalimos? Will Universities offer this new discipline to the masses . Hilarious!

[Caesar]

The 30+ is wrong they dont marry somalis but converts

I agree with you, however, when telling a story, even ones that are based on reality, you have to give the reader some hope that things can be okay. Somali girls are banking on the Zubeirs of this world after they get done creeping around, the same way Abdis bank on buying a wife from Somalia if they can't nab one in the West.

Hope is a powerful thing. Obama won two terms on it.

hahaha this nigga wallahi

someone give this man 50 dollars

[Sophisticate]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.


18-21 - Somali girls around this age group are wild and naive, who seek bad guys. Since they lack experience in most departments, this is a time of experiment for Somali girls. This is also the time when most Somali girls tend to make suspicious pilgrimages to Atlanta, particularly those from MN, Ohio, Seattle and Toronto. Somali girls around this age group genuinely like Somali guys and tend to frequent Somali forums, chat rooms, weddings, social events and other places in the hopes of running into a Somali guy that has the cojones to approach them and win them over. Unfortunately, for most of them, this can be a frustrating experience since they will come to find out the hard way that most Somali guys like to stand by the wall and talk with other guys about stupid sports stuff.


22-25 - Somali girls around this age group have degrees and suddenly realize their Somali male counterparts do not. They also become jaded with Somali guys. They start to genuinely dislike Somali guys because they feel they are too scared to approach, and even from the ones that do, they have this deep seated fear that that guy will kiss and tell. As a result, it is around this period that most Somali girls start dating/mingling with Anjabis, especially, black guys. And if you were to catch one of these Somali girls with their down low black boyfriends (who btw, does not have a degree or a job), they have a canned line ready to defuse the situation by stating: "aren't we all adoons of allah?"

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.


30+ Everything must go sale. Low, low prices. All her standards are thrown out the window and she begins to see nice Somali guys not as her mortal enemy but as her equal. It is around this age that we see Somali girls move away from the bad boys. Unfortunately, by this time, they tend to have two kids with two different baby daddy's, and since Somali girls age like milk, they are no longer the eye candy they once were.This is also when Somali girls tend to be more sexually confident and blunt about their desires in bed. Sex becomes very important to them. In the end, Somali girls will find nice religious Somali guys like Zubier. But even this buzzer beater marriage (shot clock marriage) will end in a divorce for most after they realize the Zubeir types don't deliver the jihad to the punani.


I only speak facts.

I must have had a an arrested development as I cannot relate to any of the phases. During those landmarks I have not had a rebellous/high flying phase or an ajnabi experimentation phase. Am I jaded as I represent the bottom tier group of the late 20 somethings, not at all. Alas, I'm an old timer on forums in general.

[NegroDamus]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.

s.

Well if all her friends are getting married ., wouldn't this make your "scenario" more the ecxeption then the rule

Anyway thanks for the laugh that was funny

No because Somali girls in their late 20s have, at most, two Somali girlfriends - they actually don't like Somali girls by this stages of their lives. And since Somali girls are liberal in nature, they tend to have lots of friends from different countries who come from similar backgrounds as them. By that I mean they are naturally attracted to non-Somali friends from countries that are failed states or have experienced civil wars. Countries like Afghanistan, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Iraq, Lebanon, Syria, Bosnia, Rwanda, and Burkina Faso. Sometimes I think Somali girls wait for a crises to hit a developing country so they can use this as a commonality with them to start a conversation and befriend them in the West. You have to understand, Somali girls can't play basketball at the gym to make friends like Somali guys can. So they have to use clever methods to make them. This is why we see predominantly Somali girls attending Gaza protest rallies. A Somali girl's social status is important to her. She needs them to validate herself as the baddest chick from the failed states category.

[Sophisticate]

^^
In other words, misery loves company. Huh?

[HusseinHassan]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.

s.

Well if all her friends are getting married ., wouldn't this make your "scenario" more the ecxeption then the rule

Anyway thanks for the laugh that was funny

No because Somali girls in their late 20s have, at most, two Somali girlfriends - they actually don't like Somali girls by this stages of their lives. And since Somali girls are liberal in nature, they tend to have lots of friends from different countries who come from similar backgrounds as them. By that I mean they are naturally attracted to non-Somali friends from countries that are failed states or have experienced civil wars. Countries like Afghanistan, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Iraq, Lebanon, Syria, Bosnia, Rwanda, and Burkina Faso. Sometimes I think Somali girls wait for a crises to hit a developing country so they can use this as a commonality with them to start a conversation and befriend them in the West. You have to understand, Somali girls can't play basketball at the gym to make friends like Somali guys can. So they have to use clever methods to make them. This is why we see predominantly Somali girls attending Gaza protest rallies. A Somali girl's social status is important to her. She needs them to validate herself as the baddest chick from the failed states category.

my god!

[0sman]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.

s.

Well if all her friends are getting married ., wouldn't this make your "scenario" more the ecxeption then the rule

Anyway thanks for the laugh that was funny

No because Somali girls in their late 20s have, at most, two Somali girlfriends - they actually don't like Somali girls by this stages of their lives. And since Somali girls are liberal in nature, they tend to have lots of friends from different countries who come from similar backgrounds as them. By that I mean they are naturally attracted to non-Somali friends from countries that are failed states or have experienced civil wars. Countries like Afghanistan, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Iraq, Lebanon, Syria, Bosnia, Rwanda, and Burkina Faso. Sometimes I think Somali girls wait for a crises to hit a developing country so they can use this as a commonality with them to start a conversation and befriend them in the West. You have to understand, Somali girls can't play basketball at the gym to make friends like Somali guys can. So they have to use clever methods to make them. This is why we see predominantly Somali girls attending Gaza protest rallies. A Somali girl's social status is important to her. She needs them to validate herself as the baddest chick from the failed states category.

NegroDamus = the member of the year.