Basic Xalimos & faraaxs

[jamal9]

basic xalimo:

drives a minivan
goes to convenience store each morning to buy bread, milk & sugar
wears fake gold
high school dropout
likes fried chicken 'n rice
goes to Starbucks everyday

[Julkimi]

Adali: What happened? you give up so easily. loool

[Julkimi]

goes to Starbucks everyday

A basic xalimo can't afford to go to Starbucks everyday. Come up with something else nayaa.

[jamal9]

goes to Starbucks everyday

A basic xalimo can't afford to go to Starbucks everyday. Come up with something else nayaa.

... "she" goes there to use free wife and look at men, she never buys anything. someone has been exposed innit

[Adali]

Adali: What happened? you give up so easily. loool

[Julkimi]

... "she" goes there to use free wife and look at men, she never buys anything. someone has been exposed innit

Wife? you mean WIFI?. Stop being basic jamila. And nobody goes anywhere for free wifi anymore. I pay extra money for my phone coverage.



Adali: You are starting to warm up to me, come here you.

[thehappyone]

Basic xalimo;

Thinks her social science degree makes her smart
Thinks her basic nhs (hospital) job is the bomb
Drives a new car she got on her parents disability
Can't wear high heels
Goes to the same shisha spot
Watches soaps
Holidays in Middle East never Asia
Overdoses on makeup
Talks proper af Somali
Swears and curses too much
Has no "gaal" friends
Follows twitter celebs on twitter
Wears hollister or huaraches

[Lillaahiya]

I never knew I was basic till I stepped into this thread

[thehappyone]

I never knew I was basic till I stepped into this thread

which ones have u ticked so far in this thread, two for me, I act tough when I cross the road to avoid a dog and I smoke shisha

I'm basic as fuck

[Expresso]

Basic Xalimos


If you went to university and end up being a house-bound house wife you're a basic Xaliimo.

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I OBJECT! I'll have you know that pursuing a higher education is hard and is sought with the full intention of knowing that in future, any and all means will be taken to avoid nail-varnished- fingers from having to wash dirty dishes at the age of 50.

Why should a woman scrub toilets? That's antithetical to the very notion of human rights. Women must be confined to spas.

[Lillaahiya]

I never knew I was basic till I stepped into this thread

which ones have u ticked so far in this thread, two for me, I act tough when I cross the road to avoid a dog and I smoke shisha

I'm basic as fuck

Your list alone I meet 2-3 requirements