The confessions thread

[Twist]

[Classiq]

My first kiss was with a slutt and i loved it, she did this weird thang where she twirled her tongue inside my mouth up and down and she left a nasty gum she was chewing in my mouth at the end. it was amazing

Ahkaas thats dirty as hell, you should have back-handed her.

[Classiq]

Ive crashed a car into a building lobby before

[skywalker25]

I never stop driving when ever I hit a pedestrian/car. I just drive off.
Once the traffic was slow and this fine redbone on a bike was passing and I took my foot of the break and I pumped into the car in front. He came out all effin and blinding so I told him; we can't stop here, follow me round the corner and I was gone. Another time similar type thing but it was a Porsche cayenne and my car was rented so didn't want to lose the deposit. I point blank refused to accept anything had happened or give him my details. Another time I took out a student and he was screaming he'd lost his teeth I said find them while I park up. I was gone.

Real G right there!

[Hodan94]

http://news.sky.com/story/1403351/stock ... clist-joke

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

I never stop driving when ever I hit a pedestrian/car. I just drive off.
Once the traffic was slow and this fine redbone on a bike was passing and I took my foot of the break and I pumped into the car in front. He came out all effin and blinding so I told him; we can't stop here, follow me round the corner and I was gone. Another time similar type thing but it was a Porsche cayenne and my car was rented so didn't want to lose the deposit. I point blank refused to accept anything had happened or give him my details. Another time I took out a student and he was screaming he'd lost his teeth I said find them while I park up. I was gone.

ninkaan ma naxaayo

[AbdiJohnson]

I eat ass.

I confess this as well. Its so delicious when your face is inside a big fat ass

I am,

Abdi "No gay jokes" Johnson

[Thuganomics]

Another time I took out a student
and he was screaming he'd lost his
teeth I said find them while I park
up. I was gone.

[skywalker25]

Another time I took out a student
and he was screaming he'd lost his
teeth I said find them while I park
up. I was gone.

The really funny part was. I was trying to execute a U turn in the middle of the road and didn't see this d!ckhead cyclist. Wallahi at first I thought I'd killed him but when he got up kicking and screaming with blood dripping down his mouth. I never been happier. But he started swearing after opening the door. Who was he going to find inside a Subaru some little old lady. He changed his tune when he saw who was driving and he even got a sympathetic advice; find the two missing teeth and we will take it from there but first let me park up.

Luckily there was no cameras and he wasn't in no state to remember the number plate. I got a letter from the 50 a few months later asking me to come down to the police station but I never bothered. You never accept any offers from the 50 a lesson I learnt a long time ago. If they have something on you they come and get you but request and any nonsense means they have f all

[Thuganomics]

^
I just pictured some poor toothless geezer.Looking for his teeth.Then looking up and feeling indignant at not holding your end of the bargain lolllz

[Alshabaibe]

I never stop driving when ever I hit a pedestrian/car. I just drive off.
Once the traffic was slow and this fine redbone on a bike was passing and I took my foot of the break and I pumped into the car in front. He came out all effin and blinding so I told him; we can't stop here, follow me round the corner and I was gone. Another time similar type thing but it was a Porsche cayenne and my car was rented so didn't want to lose the deposit. I point blank refused to accept anything had happened or give him my details. Another time I took out a student and he was screaming he'd lost his teeth I said find them while I park up. I was gone.

@ find the teeth.

[ciddhartha]

I have confused feelings towards my cousin.

[Ismail87]

I never stop driving when ever I hit a pedestrian/car. I just drive off.
Once the traffic was slow and this fine redbone on a bike was passing and I took my foot of the break and I pumped into the car in front. He came out all effin and blinding so I told him; we can't stop here, follow me round the corner and I was gone. Another time similar type thing but it was a Porsche cayenne and my car was rented so didn't want to lose the deposit. I point blank refused to accept anything had happened or give him my details. Another time I took out a student and he was screaming he'd lost his teeth I said find them while I park up. I was gone.

That's one way to keep a NCB

[jalaaludin5]

I burned half of a building by accident in addid abeba with a cigarette I just finished smoking.

thank god no one got hurt.

[MujahidAishah]

Remind me never to drive nowhere with sky .. Such a rubbish driver