Innate?

[Lamagoodle]

Osman LOL . It is a known fact that we are all for freedom. Female emancipation is a great thing; the only condition is that we (somali men) should not play second fiddle saaxib. It is called equality; wixii ajnabiga loo sameeyo ha naloo sameeyo.

FarhanYare; I have nothing against that. All I am asking for is equal opportunities

[0sman]

wixii ajnabiga loo sameeyo ha naloo sameeyo

That is not happening and I blame BV for all that. Let her come in; I am ready for beef tonight!

[Lamagoodle]

Osman,
Is it too much to ask saaxib?; bal hablayahoow waxaad gaalada siisaan na siya? Quruxda iyo qalabka rag oo dhan baad u sidataane; I call it discrimination saaxib. I am not for affirmative action; all I am asking for is equality.

[Advo]

It's nature

Have u ever flirted with a girl infront of a female friend? Even though the relationship is strictly platonic, she will still feel some type of way.

[0sman]

I am not for affirmative action; all I am asking for is equality.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Sxb, maanta waa lagaa calaacalsiiyay. I know what you mean, eebow. I think it goes both ways though (well, I heard some Xaliimos oo sidaa ku doodaayo). They say that Faaraxs also tend to be very romantic & lovey-dovey when they have cadaan partners but never are like that when they're with Xaliimo ones so what do you have to say about that?

[Basra-]

I really don’t care who screws who. I have become indifferent to colour and creed. I am the kind that always utters “what is fifteen for you” when somalis speak about dating/marrying non- somalis.

But sometimes ...

I was at an international airport recently. I had a long flight connection so I took a walk to every corner of the airport. As I was walking towards a pub, I saw this couple coming towards me. She was in her thirties, average height and slightly under weight. She wore some tight jeans and a T-shirt that had the words "love". She portrayed the classical suuro as if she had bathed in the waters of Berde cade. The laafyo was there too as if to mock/ seduce the somali in me. She was approaching her best before date judging by the southward pointing breasts. The guy with her was a white dude; kind of overweight with a beer belly; the kind some ppl call white trash.

Anigaba ma yari. I am almost peaking; arbacuunka ayaan madax la galay

Our eyes meet. The laafyo became more intensive and the suuro very visible as if to tease me.It was as if the suuro and the laafyo were sending the message " aboowe Lamagoodle hab i si". At this stage, I am thinking of rephrasing and singing that old song “ duqaan iska diid dabaal yahaye, anaa da’ ahoo dadaalaye” and her replying “da’ yeertina dadkaad dileeysaane, duqa ii roon ma diidaye”.

Then the dude realises that I am a somali. Intentionally or unintentionally, he puts his tattooed hand on her buttocks as if to tell me “ she is mine bugger”. He repeats this until we were less than a metre from each other and then to add some kind of salt to perhaps my somali pride he shouts “wariyaa nabad”.

She was not my typical kind of woman; inaay lacag leedahay kama muuqanin. Xusul baruur nimcatul fushuuqna ma ahayn. She was just caato qooqan with her breasts pointing southwards all the way to the cape of good hope. She was also mugdi ka nuur and she did not have the kub. If she was in Somalia other women would have prayed for her “abooto xaawo abaay faadumo rasuul “

Yet somehow, I felt she belonged in the arms of this Lamagoodle. Mind you, even if she had said I am all yours for the taking, I wouldn’t even have dared to ask her “ kaale aan quraan quuto quuto kugu akhriye”.

I guess there is an innate animal behaviour which makes us feel closer to those we feel we share a lot in common with.

My Question is--- Are you Str8? And Are you Alcoholic? The answers to other question, I already know. Yes. U r patriotic. Yes, u r a Somali-nietzsche. (a new word meaning anyone who seeks, loves, nostalgic, and appreciates anything Somali)

[Lamagoodle]

Basra, Her Grace, what is Str8? I am not familiar with internet vernacular.