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gegiroor wrote:

Hyperactive wrote:Sienna, ha e so marin sister. i ordered another meal bey tiri ...looool

Hyper, ma ka yaabtay gabadha cir weynideeda


Besides, it would better for her to order a dessert than a whole new dish Waar gabadhu cir weynaa

@Sienna, that man is qorqode. Stay away from him! That is a sign that you're dealing with a miserable and shameful fella! I asked because no sane or decent Somali man would ever question the food that the lady he is going out with is eating. In Somali culture, it is shameful for a man to do that.

So, he is not Somali, but why are you asking us your foreign date? Shouldn't you go to his buddies and his nationalist and ask him?

ManD333q wrote:

SiennaEarth wrote:

ManD333q wrote:There is a chance this guy was your date viewtopic.php?f=18&t=365387.
He has a evil plan for your next date. Be careful.

My date wasn't Somali so no.

smh I shouldn't have mentioned that probably going to get a lot of hate now. *patiently waits for liquidhydrogen and co to come in*

And here comes the apple jokes..

Idman702 wrote:
So you ordered another plate of food on the first date?

Giiiiiiiirl.


Never ever order another plate, what is wrong with you? If you were hungry, you could have went home and pigged out. Now that nigga will warn every other niggas in the city and you will never find a date. You are going to end like certain folks of Snet. No companion at the age of 35 years old.

SiennaEarth wrote:

ManD333q wrote:There is a chance this guy was your date viewtopic.php?f=18&t=365387.
He has a evil plan for your next date. Be careful.

My date wasn't Somali so no.

smh I shouldn't have mentioned that probably going to get a lot of hate now. *patiently waits for liquidhydrogen and co to come in*

COOL-MAN wrote:

ManD333q wrote:There is a chance this guy was your date viewtopic.php?f=18&t=365387.
He has a evil plan for your next date. Be careful.

He said he saw her with another guy. She said it was one of those I don't give an F moments. Add the dots

Cherine wrote:Was it just a one course meal?

AbdiJohnson wrote:LOL.

A non hijaabi "Salafi" on a date.

Anyways you have to eat a certain way in front of people. Personally I get something small but get something substantial to eat when I'm alone. Those cadaans and non Africans are more into the design of the food rather than quantity. Its art.

The truth is the portions these restaurants give you are usually suitable as a snack or an appetizer. Go to these places with people with the expectation that you are going to replace your granola bar

I am,

Abdi "You have your second lunch immediately afterwards" Johnson

I was hungry and the food was amazing
so I ordered another meal after my first and
apparently that's not a girly thing to do.

Methylamine wrote:

AbdiJohnson wrote:LOL.

A non hijaabi "Salafi" on a date.

Anyways you have to eat a certain way in front of people. Personally I get something small but get something substantial to eat when I'm alone. Those cadaans and non Africans are more into the design of the food rather than quantity. Its art.

The truth is the portions these restaurants give you are usually suitable as a snack or an appetizer. Go to these places with people with the expectation that you are going to replace your granola bar

I am,

Abdi "You have your second lunch immediately afterwards" Johnson

Plus the OP is from England so the portions there are even smaller. Last August I went with fams to this Lebanese restaurant, and the waiter comes and gives us the menu. I didn't understand any of it so I just ordered a chicken shawarma plate. It was 15 pounds so I had Palace portions in my mind. The waiter comes brings out a plate that's half empty and no complementary pita bread. I ask the waiter where tf is the pita, he's like with a confused face it's 4 pounds extra

OP: next time ask your date to take you to a Somali restaurant, and order a sports plate for yourself

COOL-MAN wrote:Sienna,

In the olden days it was the opposite. The lady invited her man to her house where the family prepared some delicious food. Ninka markuu imaado saxan weyn oo Hilib iyo bariis or whatever was on offer with the meat baa lasoo hordhigi jiray. If he consumes all the contents of the plate, the gal was given a thumps up. If he couldn't finish it, waxaa la Oran jiray kani waa mid xanuunsane faraha ka qaad.

SolidCamel wrote:
The best part of Somali restaurants: no tipping expected

I once was at a random restaurant and I was paying with debit. The waitress gave me the interac machine and I was like "how do I get off the tipping screen? Thanks"

I only tip if I'm with a lady