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Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 5:16 pm
by AgentOfChaos
Ok Adali 2.0, good to know.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 5:30 pm
by YummyMummy
LoDoon wrote:Ok!...There is this girl at work We don't work at same department but occasionally pump into each other at the staff launch and exchange normal pleasantries like "Hey! What's occurring?
yesterday evening just as we finished work and about to go home, Donna, half English half Indian and beyond fine as hell approached me at the car park and offered me the tools to not only shatter my marriage into oblivion but to also book a place in hell:
...
Donna: C’mon, neither of us has gotten laid in a while, let’s have sex.”
Lodoon: I peg you Pardon!!!
Lodoon: Where did that come from?!!
Donna: Look I have a burning desire to be with you physically.
Lodoon: I'm flattered... But I am married.
Donna: ... Ok, let’s just go for coffee then....it might or might not lead to anything.
Lodoon: huh!
Donna:
I most definitely would not view you differently – only a cow would – if you agree. Of course, I wouldn’t tell anyone.
Lodoon: You kidding me right. hahaha
Donna: I will be gentle and I will try my hardest to please you physically.
Lodoon:
harraad baa dili gaadhay if she said only a cow would view you attractive
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:48 pm
by AbkoowDhiblaawe
Hyperactive wrote:walle dib ba haysta married men! they think about sex 24/7.
i really appriciete my single life, no woman bothers me to begin with. i am luckiest man
adiga wax baa ka sii ah ninyahow. Walahi i don't wanna be rude or anything laakin cot damn dareen miyaanad lahayn ninyahow.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:53 pm
by Sauron
^ amba wan fajac sanahay niyow
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:56 pm
by Hyperactive
simple, i am master of my darean not my darean my master.
there are no reason darean comes to me cause i am not married. haraam na darean uma hayo. Allah ba ika madobeyey.
maybe, ive been fasting day on and day off since i was 9. since i heard the hadeeth sayidina da'oud. God blessed a lot of things wallah. Alhamdullilah. i have wayso, all the time too... until i go to bed. right now i am on wayso and it's almost 4 am.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:04 pm
by AbkoowDhiblaawe
Hyperactive wrote:simple, i am master of my darean not my darean my master.
there are no reason darean comes to me cause i am not married. haraam na darean uma hayo. Allah ba ika madobeyey.
maybe, ive been fasting day on and day off since i was 9. since i heard the hadeeth sayidina da'oud. God blessed a lot of things wallah. Alhamdullilah. i have wayso, all the time too... until i go to bed. right now i am on wayso and it's almost 4 am.
Ninyaho i think you are assexual. Having dareen doesn't necessarily ,mean you have to do zina.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:06 pm
by zumaale
Hyper
Go see a Doctor because Dareen is natural even if you do not act on it.
Saaxib, Raxada Aduunka Uku Macaan Waa Jacaylka Dumar. Allah Bless Them for the world would be an emptier place without women.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:09 pm
by Hyperactive
naah i will pass, brothers. not ready mentaly and responsibility. i am selfish.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:15 pm
by BlueBlood
Warsheekh wrote:Hyperactive wrote:simple, i am master of my darean not my darean my master.
there are no reason darean comes to me cause i am not married. haraam na darean uma hayo. Allah ba ika madobeyey.
maybe, ive been fasting day on and day off since i was 9. since i heard the hadeeth sayidina da'oud. God blessed a lot of things wallah. Alhamdullilah. i have wayso, all the time too... until i go to bed. right now i am on wayso and it's almost 4 am.
Ninyaho i think you are assexual. Having dareen doesn't necessarily ,mean you have to do zina.
Ninyahow waa arin mucjiso ah first time im hearing asexual..war waxaan sexually active aheen markan shan sano jirnay markasu sxbkaa la soo taagan yahay dareen ma lihi
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:19 pm
by CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC
Hyperactive wrote:simple, i am master of my darean not my darean my master.
there are no reason darean comes to me cause i am not married. haraam na darean uma hayo. Allah ba ika madobeyey.
maybe, ive been fasting day on and day off since i was 9. since i heard the hadeeth sayidina da'oud. God blessed a lot of things wallah. Alhamdullilah. i have wayso, all the time too... until i go to bed. right now i am on wayso and it's almost 4 am.
This is why, remember guys hadithkii ahaa if you can't get married fast? It's just like ramadan who has energy for women when fasting?
Ps imagine how much ajar you earned fasting every other day! Sxb as long as you dnt have the urge dnt bother with the marriage as I said before it has it's headache.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:27 pm
by Hyperactive
my promlem is, i cannot round my head to marry for urge! that urge will cost me my freedom, huge responsibilities that i am not ready for it. once i remember being responsible infront of God another humanbeen.... my urge wo iku noqda, literly.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:45 pm
by CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC
^^ live as you please bro
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:31 pm
by Skippa
Hyperactive wrote:my promlem is, i cannot round my head to marry for urge! that urge will cost me my freedom, huge responsibilities that i am not ready for it. once i remember being responsible infront of God another humanbeen.... my urge wo iku noqda, literly.
it's not so bad young bro...the worst of it is habeenka arooska...marka kolba dhinac laguu jiid jiido ood bilaash u dhididdo...with the music blaring
Xiisahaa kalgacalkeenna
Xaasha ee guurkeenna
Xeryo samo ku waarkeenna
Sidii Xaawo iyo Aadan
Rabbi baa isu keen xulay
if you can suffer through that...everything else is alxamdulilaah
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:58 pm
by Hyperactive
lol i am not scared of that but responsabilities that come after. if wadads can do it, i guess i can do it.
any ways, harrassment already started by relatives, why not choose a wife....etc.
i know some day i will give to sovial norm. but i am not there yet.
Re: As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:03 am
by grandpakhalif
Warsheekh wrote:Hyperactive wrote:walle dib ba haysta married men! they think about sex 24/7.
i really appriciete my single life, no woman bothers me to begin with. i am luckiest man
adiga wax baa ka sii ah ninyahow. Walahi i don't wanna be rude or anything laakin cot damn dareen miyaanad lahayn ninyahow.
I dont think he ever got hard on once nigga is asexual