If you think so!! But im dead seriousInaayah wrote:Aishah- Stop pulling our legs.MujahidAishah wrote:I was going out with his best friend after we broke up.. i was heading home after a chew session down xidigta I decided to walk with my mirqaan and bottle of coke singing the sado cali baxsano song when I bumped into him. We bumped into each other He was coming back from a date and he walked me home talking until we ended up in jigjigayar. so we walked all the way back. Exchanged our 41's
He flew out the next week
But our first proper date was in London
The rest is history
How did you meet your spouse?
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Re: How did you meet your spouse?
Re: How did you meet your spouse?
Here is my story of how I met Inaayah
Back to the future
Year: 2021
Narrator: Haywire Al Hagawi
It was a rainy day, I was bored at home, so i logged into Snet. While browsing i came across a thread created by Inaayah. She was feisty and religious at the same time. Instantly I was awe struck, or you could say Love at first sentence (which I don't remember now
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Skipping the shunkansi stage details. Fast forward to our wedding night, after everyone left I deployed Qoriga darandooriga u dhaca HAG11.5 and fired first shot (one every 10 months thereafter) all 4 hit the target, you could say bulls-eye, within four years 4 Haywire Juniors were running around Allah Akbar. I was ready to go for the 5th one, but she had other ideas. I wasn't pleased and asked for an explanation. She said I want a girl so bad, and every time it is a boy, with a wide smile I said nothing wrong with that, we will be more landeer. She said I need a break, we didn't even have a proper honeymoon, we need to take a year off and travel around. I wasn't pleased, but i thought for a minute about the pros.
None stop action for a year, no morning sickens and mood swings to deal with, and if one missiles hits the target it is a win win and can claim friendly fire
I waited for a good news after every 30 days, but 6 months went by and still no good news. I started to question myself if my weapon was still working and grew anxious, finally I asked her what is going on, with evil smile on her face, she responds I deployed the patriot missile defense system aka contraception. You need to wait for another 6 months
My first reaction
My second reaction
my weapon still works
remove your defense system or I will get a second
Her reaction

Alright Alright I will wait for another 6 months
I sleep with one eye open now 
The end
Back to the future
Year: 2021
Narrator: Haywire Al Hagawi
It was a rainy day, I was bored at home, so i logged into Snet. While browsing i came across a thread created by Inaayah. She was feisty and religious at the same time. Instantly I was awe struck, or you could say Love at first sentence (which I don't remember now

Skipping the shunkansi stage details. Fast forward to our wedding night, after everyone left I deployed Qoriga darandooriga u dhaca HAG11.5 and fired first shot (one every 10 months thereafter) all 4 hit the target, you could say bulls-eye, within four years 4 Haywire Juniors were running around Allah Akbar. I was ready to go for the 5th one, but she had other ideas. I wasn't pleased and asked for an explanation. She said I want a girl so bad, and every time it is a boy, with a wide smile I said nothing wrong with that, we will be more landeer. She said I need a break, we didn't even have a proper honeymoon, we need to take a year off and travel around. I wasn't pleased, but i thought for a minute about the pros.
None stop action for a year, no morning sickens and mood swings to deal with, and if one missiles hits the target it is a win win and can claim friendly fire


My first reaction

My second reaction


Her reaction

Alright Alright I will wait for another 6 months


The end
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Re: How did you meet your spouse?
Haywire wins 

Re: How did you meet your spouse?
HayWire wrote:Here is my story of how I met Inaayah
Back to the future
Year: 2021
Narrator: Haywire Al Hagawi
It was a rainy day, I was bored at home, so i logged into Snet. While browsing i came across a thread created by Inaayah. She was feisty and religious at the same time. Instantly I was awe struck, or you could say Love at first sentence (which I don't remember now
Skipping the shunkansi stage details. Fast forward to our wedding night, after everyone left I deployed Qoriga darandooriga u dhaca HAG11.5 and fired first shot (one every 10 months thereafter) all 4 hit the target, you could say bulls-eye, within four years 4 Haywire Juniors were running around Allah Akbar. I was ready to go for the 5th one, but she had other ideas. I wasn't pleased and asked for an explanation. She said I want a girl so bad, and every time it is a boy, with a wide smile I said nothing wrong with that, we will be more landeer. She said I need a break, we didn't even have a proper honeymoon, we need to take a year off and travel around. I wasn't pleased, but i thought for a minute about the pros.
None stop action for a year, no morning sickens and mood swings to deal with, and if one missiles hits the target it is a win win and can claim friendly fireI waited for a good news after every 30 days, but 6 months went by and still no good news. I started to question myself if my weapon was still working and grew anxious, finally I asked her what is going on, with evil smile on her face, she responds I deployed the patriot missile defense system aka contraception. You need to wait for another 6 months
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My first reaction
My second reactionmy weapon still works
remove your defense system or I will get a second
Her reaction
Alright Alright I will wait for another 6 monthsI sleep with one eye open now
The end


Re: How did you meet your spouse?



Haywire you ruined a good thread. i wanted to contribute my story. Change of mind after seeing your fake one


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Re: How did you meet your spouse?




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Re: How did you meet your spouse?
How else? In my dream.
lol @ Haywire.
lol @ Haywire.
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Re: How did you meet your spouse?
I met her in the Somali Mall. She was carrying a lot of stuff in her hands and they flipped and spilt on the floor. I was randomly passing buy and helped her to pick it up and take it to her sister's car. For Some reason, her sister was not there yet so we kind of talked alittle bit and asked her for her phone number. Sidaas ayay kubilaabatay.Vivacious wrote:@ sumu. He avoids these kinda threads.
Re: How did you meet your spouse?
ASC my sijuu frndCOOL-MAN wrote:![]()
Haywire you ruined a good thread. i wanted to contribute my story. Change of mind after seeing your fake one
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My story isn't fake, ever heard the 5 year plan. Anyway we reject your excuse not to share your story. If I am not mistaken you were married few times, you had both success and failure, share a little so we can all benefit from your experience

@Inaayah, you are good sport


Re: How did you meet your spouse?
we met at a shisha spot
JK

JK

Re: How did you meet your spouse?
We were childhood neighbours and schoolmates,him and my brother we're friends when we were kids as they are the same age.. His family later moved and yeeeaaaars later we randomly met at a mutual friends house and it just kind of kicked off from there
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Re: How did you meet your spouse?
Good old days when snet was popping. Anyone else want to contribute? As for me the ones i've been introduced to didn't go as far as relationship as they were all high maintanance, so i dropped them like hot potatoes..
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