Happs she tellin the truth lol. We want u to win but ur takin ls darg. So what if she saw the jimmy. Take that play it to ur advantage. Its all in your reaction however fucked the situation is. U a grown man u shoulda learned the moves.thehappyone wrote:stop sign![]()
my first ever second date
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Re: my first ever second date
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1 of these days but if yous a rude boy show me what you got...
We tryna help you out happy if you listen to me and bibs you would of Atleast hot a wine down.. half jammy and you ain't even got a twerk or duty wine
I think you would be KOd after a dutty wine let alone a home run

We tryna help you out happy if you listen to me and bibs you would of Atleast hot a wine down.. half jammy and you ain't even got a twerk or duty wine

I think you would be KOd after a dutty wine let alone a home run
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*Matag*
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duty wine? is that like a dirty wine?
astaqfurullah!
astaqfurullah!
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No something completely differentSauron wrote:duty wine? is that like a dirty wine?
astaqfurullah!
Tho I'll be waiting for the third date

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If she was Somali, you wouldn't need a 2nd date. She be popped first 45 minutes.
Bahalka waxay uu dhiban like McDonald's drive thru. You just have to place a small order by phone.
Bahalka waxay uu dhiban like McDonald's drive thru. You just have to place a small order by phone.
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We all know you are nin Oromo o beeraha S/L qoda e runta iska sheeg waryaa.AwRastaale wrote:If she was Somali, you wouldn't need a 2nd date. She be popped first 45 minutes.
Bahalka waxay uu dhiban like McDonald's drive thru. You just have to place a small order by phone.
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Well done! Sounds like third date is on the cards 

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I'll take her to one of the places you mentioned but I won't tell you which incase you park there with your cameraphone.MujahidAishah wrote:No something completely differentSauron wrote:duty wine? is that like a dirty wine?
astaqfurullah!
Tho I'll be waiting for the third date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60XKqE ... tml5=False
otherwise..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M37HHf099oM
Re: my first ever second date
Hilarious thread Tho
Too bad it didnt rain and you were not forced to use the umbrella......Waar indho adayg ku dhimo, set up the third date asap and use those latex for god's sake...........Meesha yayna ceeb naga raacin, we are rooting for you my nigga

Too bad it didnt rain and you were not forced to use the umbrella......Waar indho adayg ku dhimo, set up the third date asap and use those latex for god's sake...........Meesha yayna ceeb naga raacin, we are rooting for you my nigga

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Inaayah wrote:We all know you are nin Oromo o beeraha S/L qoda e runta iska sheeg waryaa.AwRastaale wrote:If she was Somali, you wouldn't need a 2nd date. She be popped first 45 minutes.
Bahalka waxay uu dhiban like McDonald's drive thru. You just have to place a small order by phone.
Abootoy,
Are you saying it takes an Oromo man 45 minutes on the first date with a Somali xalimo to hit home run?
Then I am an Oromo.
Akam jirta?
Faye qabte?
Re: my first ever second date
Ninka ma naagta loo tuhunayaa.
Danbigiisa share ba ku leedihiin ee ogaada.
Danbigiisa share ba ku leedihiin ee ogaada.
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Siciid85 wrote:Ninka ma naagta loo tuhunayaa.
Danbigiisa share ba ku leedihiin ee ogaada.


Wa sax. Waxa loo bahan yahay ina ninka naagta loo bajiiyo sida barqaabka geela iyo qaliinta.



Re: my first ever second date
Siciid85 wrote:Ninka ma naagta loo tuhunayaa.
Danbigiisa share ba ku leedihiin ee ogaada.

Waar wiilka gabadha ha lagu fadhiisiyo, wtf does Tho know about haloo tu'iyo hahahaha Danbi ba shegaysaye, ajar baa kan inaga soo gali

Re: my first ever second date
This.Siciid85 wrote:Ninka ma naagta loo tuhunayaa.
Danbigiisa share ba ku leedihiin ee ogaada.
I could maybe understand if you were say 17-18. But xagaa lagu arkay nin ciro leh o Muslim isku sheegaya encouraging another individual to sleep around.AwRastaale wrote:Inaayah wrote:We all know you are nin Oromo o beeraha S/L qoda e runta iska sheeg waryaa.AwRastaale wrote:If she was Somali, you wouldn't need a 2nd date. She be popped first 45 minutes.
Bahalka waxay uu dhiban like McDonald's drive thru. You just have to place a small order by phone.
Abootoy,
Are you saying it takes an Oromo man 45 minutes on the first date with a Somali xalimo to hit home run?
Then I am an Oromo.
Akam jirta?
Faye qabte?
I don't find you funny, wax isku fal.
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