Hooyo told me I need to get married, where do I find a husband?

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Wallahi you are asking for too much. You are being to picky.

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Don't underestimate the young educated Somali's back home......so what if they wanna tarib, anybody with a brain cell would want to get out of that shithole.

Nah, I'm not underestimating. There are some real charming hunks back home. I just don't want to be someone's meal ticket.

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Marry a white man

White men are boring.

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You are on course to end up with Abu Leroy DeShawn

I laughed so hard minka ayaa iga soo dhacay.

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Go to your local masjid, Im sure Abu Tyrone has 3 more spots available

Nah, man. I'd rather be Dirie Biixi Dabogaab's fourth wife.

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I think you need to invest a good dildo (excuse me) but there is no Mr perfect .

OP, honey, he meant vibrator.

Yeah, what she said.
Also, mr. Perfect, you should read: https://www.guardianbookshop.com/wonder-down-under.html

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How big is your booty

Have you heard of Kim Kardashian? Her plastic surgeon uses my booty as a blue print.

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I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier than thou-jackass who wants to "complete his deen" by marrying four women. Or even his little brother, lil' holier-than-thou, who poses with khamis, blazer jacket, sneakers and Ray Bans - and wants to "complete his deen" by marrying a housekeeper with a polished, Instagram account. Also, I'd rather not be someone's min-yaro.

Honest to God, every Somali guy in my town I imagine I would be remotely interested in, has a white girl fetish. It doesn't really help that I live in frigid, white country either.

Should I just choose the geeljire? At least we share the same qabiil.

Please advice.

Tell your mom the truth.

I did.
She told me to marry Ina Hebel Hebel. Give birth to two kids, get divorced and raise them as a sucessful single mother.

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I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier than thou-jackass who wants to "complete his deen" by marrying four women. Or even his little brother, lil' holier-than-thou, who poses with khamis, blazer jacket, sneakers and Ray Bans - and wants to "complete his deen" by marrying a housekeeper with a polished, Instagram account. Also, I'd rather not be someone's min-yaro.

Honest to God, every Somali guy in my town I imagine I would be remotely interested in, has a white girl fetish. It doesn't really help that I live in frigid, white country either.

Should I just choose the geeljire? At least we share the same qabiil.

Please advice.

Naa heee dheh!...maad is nacday??? the geeljire ku teh!!!

Huuno don't feel despaired.
And how dare you forgotten and not consider the Lo'leey? ?

War hooooooooy, there is such a thing?!?

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Hooyada dhag ha oo dhigine ee nolosha bila masuuliyada isaga jir.

Guur aanad diyaar oo aheyn madax xanuun iyo furitaan ayaad ka faaidi uun.

Injoy your freedom dear.Get married when YOU want get married with someone with great character.Akhlaaq fiican leh, diinta ku dhaqma oo daacad ku ah.

Yeah, but I am pushing the late 20s here. I think hooyo is onto something

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

"Somalis" ku teh. Everyone, from The New York Times to
Bravo TV is obsessed. Long-term companionship is a universal and human desire. Dadka ha iska weeyneyn.

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

Untraumatised people i.e. Lo'leey and Non-geeljirees, have a natural instinct to make healthy decisions in the best interest of their true selves. Unfortunately majority of Somalis are traumatised and as a result have a compulsion to traumatise loved ones and their spouses. And their compulsion to find false pleasure through procreation obliterates their awareness of these facts, hence why divorce is so prevalent in the Geeljiree folks.

Nah. The divorce incidence is high because Somalis date brief and marry quick and young. People should think thoroughly about life choices - and seek advice on forums with layouts from the late nineties.

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

I agree FAh which is why I don’t recommend marriage unless you have cohabited with that person. A test drive

ROFLMAO. Cohabitation is nothing short of cheap marriage. Put. A. Ring. On. It. Nigga.

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

It is human obsession to have something/somebody they care about in life. An income, profession, a goal and someone to care about, pretty much the list sums up what people need in this life.

Word.

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I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier than thou-jackass who wants to "complete his deen" by marrying four women. Or even his little brother, lil' holier-than-thou, who poses with khamis, blazer jacket, sneakers and Ray Bans - and wants to "complete his deen" by marrying a housekeeper with a polished, Instagram account. Also, I'd rather not be someone's min-yaro.

Honest to God, every Somali guy in my town I imagine I would be remotely interested in, has a white girl fetish. It doesn't really help that I live in frigid, white country either.

Should I just choose the geeljire? At least we share the same qabiil.

Please advice.

ok, so we know what you dont want, what do you want?

you must have an ide ain mind of atleats what you want....e.g. race wise? you in to somalis or you one of those girls into foreigners?

are yuo edcuated? does that me you want a guy who is also in your league edcuation wise? you must have some idea

for me she had to be no older than I, ideally Ogaden, tall and slender, ideally, educated ideally, if not Ogaden than Dagodia as we live together and have lots in common and no beef,

i hate ajanbi girls, somali must, she had to be feminine atleast, no feminazis, homely, kind, very resever, conservetive, menaing no party girl, no wedding obsessed halimo thats goes to wedding every friday/saturday night, ideally not so easy for men, meaning she had to be a virgin, and of course religious, i am Og, its a must,

so what do you want in a chap?

I want whatever guy who isn't all those things I listed up.
Also, I have this fantasy about marrying a revolutionary socialist, maybe a post-modern day Somali Sankara? But, I'll settle for a nice, genuine liberal as long as he tolerates my communist literature and annual Labour Day brunch.

Not particular on qabiil, but I'm a patriot so no aggressive Lander. Definitely want someone Somali - shared heritage and culture and all that. Also, ajanabis' are just too much work. Imagine having to explain Dahabshiil?

Not particular on religion, but preferably someone who believes in God and absolutely someone who lives by a moral code that I can respect. I am not interested in imposing my religious beliefs on someone else, but it would be nice to share Ramadan.

Hm. Actually, since I, on average, work 60 hours a week, I need a man who is comfortable with his masculinity and is able to support me (as I will support him) and share life on equal terms.

Is that too much, really?