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HANDICAPPED PEOPLE NEED LUV TOO

Thats what I used to think until I made love to a headless body (birth-defect), it's was a terrible ordeal I tell you!

SAXIIB


I WORK IN A HOSPITAL .........I MAKE LUV TO PEOPLE WHO R IN A COMA ALL THE TIME THEY ARE NOT DEAD NOT ALIVE....ITS PERFECT

U NEED TO LEAVE THE DEADS ALONE MAN...THATS CRUEL

Your not on my level yet, I mean I made love to a 22 year old latina girl and when she woke up at 27 years old, we had 5 kids and a beautiful house in Santa Ana california!!

SAXIIB

I HAVE 3 DIFFERNT KIDS OF OLD MILLIONAIRES WHO DIED WHILE THEY WERE IN COMA. U SHULD CHECK OUT MY BANKACCOUNT

MUWHAHA MUWHAAHA

thats nothing, once I was making love to a 88 year old lady in coma ( I was desperate that night), anywho when I shot my gun, she farted out a magic "Kirli" which allowed me to make three-wishes, my first wish was to have one million wishes!

Beat that1.......

I REMEMBER A NIGHT (GOOD OL DAYS) I WAS DRIVING IN MY CAR, HAD A NIGHT SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL <---- U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS


ANYWAYSSSSS I WAS DRIVING IN MY CAR, ND ALL OF THE SUDDEN A DEER JUMPS IN FRONT OF MY CAR. I GOT OUT OF MY CAR AND SAW IT WAS WOUNDED VERY BAD

I MADE PASSIONATE LOVING TO IT

AND VOILA.....THE DEER STOOD UP AND RAN IN TO THE WOODS

NO THANK U NO NOTHING

''''ALREADY 20 GARCAJIIS bois from Lesta and 10 bois from LONDON are going there to finish what these animals have started''''



Where Are All These People Off To..??? Immigration Office RiGht..!!

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They're off to deliver christmas cards!