funniest pick up lines

Samatr · Post by **Samatr** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:57 pm

Funniest pick up line:

"Hey lets fuck and have some pizza," if the girl slaps you, just say "oh well no pizza." Laughing

Nagin · Post by **Nagin** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:22 pm

^^^ pizzzaaaa yummmm...bomb bomb noooooooo

dhuusa_deer · Post by **dhuusa_deer** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:25 pm

pick-up lines are waaaaay too cheesy... any girl who's dumb enough to fall for them isn't worth the effort.

Nagin · Post by **Nagin** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:27 pm

True @ ^^

Sakhraan · Post by **Sakhraan** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:30 pm

''Naa caawa ma noo dhiibaysaa!''

Laughing

a classic Qaldaan pick up line

SAKHRAAN,SEEKER OF TRUTH & JUSTICE

Post by **Nabeela** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:06 pm

Cheesy pick up lines are always good for a laugh later on. These things never work anyway, I don't even know why men bother. Laughing

Last summer at a aroos, this guy was eyeing me throughout the wedding, finally he came up to me and said something cheesy, abaayo nice ass can I touch, something along these lines. I gave him WTF look and walked a way. Definitely didn't work laakin he earned a good laugh out of me. Laughing

Sakhraan · Post by **Sakhraan** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:12 pm

Nabeela,,,,U are the cause of Global Warming because u're sooooooo hot,,,,,,,damn

SAKHRAAN,SEEKER OF TRUTH & JUSTICE

qudhac-m · Post by **qudhac-m** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:53 am

Enemy

If you go to Gaalkacayo this

Naa heedhe miyaan kala baxaa, misna u noqon mahayee ha iskaga jiro.

If laas caanood you say

Heedhe goblanto shicirada ma kuu xoqaa

Suldaan qudhac maygaag

HELWAA · Post by **HELWAA** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:42 am

[quote="qudhac-m"]Enemy

If you go to Gaalkacayo this

Naa heedhe miyaan kala baxaa, misna u noqon mahayee ha iskaga jiro.

If laas caanood you say

Heedhe goblanto shicirada ma kuu xoqaa

Suldaan qudhac maygaag[/quote]

Laughing

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:57 am

[quote]Heedhe goblanto [/quote]

Laughing

thats ogadeen

qudhac-m · Post by **qudhac-m** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:10 am

[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"][quote]Heedhe goblanto [/quote]

Laughing

thats ogadeen[/quote]

How about NAA HOOS U WAYN MA IS HALEELNAA

sexy-kitten · Post by **sexy-kitten** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:30 am

The funniest one I heard was by this wierd looking guy..

are you from hell? Cuz you're on fire Laughing

qudhac-m · Post by **qudhac-m** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:40 am

Sexy

So have you supplied him the electricity he needed? i pet you did

sexy-kitten · Post by **sexy-kitten** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:42 am

[quote="qudhac-m"]Sexy

So have you supplied him the electricity he needed? i pet you did[/quote]

Waryee qudhac. Dee ii waran huuno? Dee waayahaan kumaan arag, war dee xagee ka baxday huuno? Laughing

BTW, it's Bet, with a B. Not a P. Somalida, P and B baa dhib ku ah kala saarkooda.

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:45 am

"''Naa caawa ma noo dhiibaysaa!''

Laughing

WAR WUXU INDHA ADKAA?

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