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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing innit



Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
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Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.

Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
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Try harder
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yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was mexican phone service

yo momma so skinny she swallowed a m&m and looked nine months pregnant.

yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a driveby.
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your mum is sooo ugly.........she gets fed using a sling shot!! Laughing
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[quote="~ Scouser ~"]:lol: Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was mexican phone service

yo momma so skinny she swallowed a m&m and looked nine months pregnant.

yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a driveby.[/quote]

lol @ mexican phone service
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Wink @ rip
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Suck Your Mum
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Your hooyo is so stupid she gave birth to you Rolling Eyes
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<<<<My Avater IS Your Mum

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

http://eresfeo.com/images/Fat_women.jpg

That's your mom point blank, tell her I want my bikini back

she's had it for waaaaaaaaaay to long Very Happy
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